A/N: How long have I been keeping my fellow readers waiting for the next update? -thinks- Possibly a month. D: I left this chapter ten in my inventory for around...-scrunches eyebrows- one month?

Ah well...I think I was evil to you enough. :P SO as a treat for your patience...THIS CHAPTER. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I have to admit Sasuke is OOC in this one. TT.TT Gomen... I SWEAR I'D GIVE YOU CHAPTER 11 IF FF NET WASN'T MESSING UP WITH ME! T.T

Well...what would be your reaction if you'd been dunk in cold water...u.u

Anyhoos, I had fun typing this. And reading chapter eleven, I'm inspired to continue writing. :D Be thankful to my rusty brain!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...if so why would I be posting this here in FF net? o.O I mean...I COULD MAKE ALOTTA DOUGH! O..O -cough-

Did that lady just say…bath? And why was she wearing a bathrobe?

Naruto's eyes widened as she walked closer. Panic arose in the transformed Uzumaki and all those emotions equaled to one word: "NO!"

The Haruno drew back, surprised that Sasuke was actually rebelling against a simple bath. "Sasuke…cooperate, it's just a simple bath."

"Oh hell I'm not taking off my shirt," the dobe objected, springing up from the bed. Yes, Naruto released himself from his own chakra bounds.

"Sasuke?! How the hell did you get out of there?" Sakura asked, as Naruto was poised to jumping out the window.

"I'm all awe-"

"ATTACK AND RESTRAIN!" Sakura screamed, as a reaction to her command, several jounins leapt in through the window and caught him.

"Sakura…" he said in a stoic way, but really he was screaming inside his head. She didn't pay attention to him, but told the ninjas to take him into the bathroom.

The Uzumaki could only helplessly watch as Sakura bound him to a pole in the room, and as the ninjas walked back outside.

The medic had one of a sadistic look on her face as she flicked the lock to the bathroom. "Sasuke…take off your shirt."

"Why? Are you a pervert?" he asked, narrowing his obsidian eyes. Sakura was taken aback by this rude behavior of her Uchiha friend. So…she would have to do this by force…

Sakura released the chakra strings, but the eighteen year old patient had not a bit of glory when she launched herself at him.

"TAKE OF YOUR SHIRT!" Sakura cried, trying to unbutton the blouse, she managed to take out a few of the buttons before he got a small advantage to jump against the wall near the shower curtain.

He hoped that a small distance would give him an advantage.

" NO WAY!"

--

"Fancy meeting you here," Sai mocked, resting his onyx eyes on the huffing figure standing in his way.

Sasuke gave a smirk. "I just have to see how your side of the bet is going."

He leaned against the tree surrounding the gates of the forest. "Ah, I see you're up and well."

Sasuke gave a light chuckle, but his eyes said otherwise. "I managed to get away from my medic, but otherwise I mustered strength to get here."

The shinobi's onyx eyes twinkled as he raised an eyebrow. "Uchiha, if you were well then I would be able to fight you right here and now."

Said person didn't budge from his original spot, even though he felt collapsing onto the ground. "Hn, that is if I was well. So any thoughts about our bet?"

"Just to let you know ahead of time, Uchiha. I'm going to ask Sakura on a date tomorrow," Sai smirked, crossing his arms across his chest. "I'm going to get her first kiss."

"Not unless I do something about it," he said rather immaturely. They both glared daggers at each other, as lightening crackled near them.

"Fine…we'll have three bets," Sai said, holding up three fingers. Sasuke nodded on cue. "One: get Sakura's first kiss, two: make her happy, three: see who she loves."

Sasuke's eyes twitched, as he gave a death glare to his rival. "I don't like betting on her…"

Sai shrugged. "Well, if you want me to claim her-"

"You're on."

Sai gave a laugh, as he bounced himself off the tree. "Better hurry, Uchiha…you have only today to complete the first bet…you see, I'm going to go easy on you…since you're so pitiful. Gambatte."

Sai disappeared, and Sasuke was left there feeling quite offended. "Gambattimasu," he reluctantly replied before turning around to travel back to his room.

--Meanwhile in the bathroom.

"SASUKE STOP MOVING!!!" she yelled, yanking Naruto's raven hair down from the ceiling. Naruto was reluctant; after all he had to buy time for the teme.

Oh he better treat the Uzumaki to loads of ramen when he comes back.

What Naruto didn't know was that Sasuke arrived in time to receive the torturing, and was quickly reverting back to his blood-stained pajamas.

Naruto was trying to escape without making much of a squealing noise, and he magically unlocked the door. Naruto, in a speed of light, dashed out the window, and reverted back to his usual self…whilst Sasuke…

"SASUKE!" Sakura shrieked her hair all messy from the fight with Naruto. Sasuke just looked at her curiously, why the hell was she in a navy blue swimming suit?

"Get…in…the bathroom," she said tiredly, pointing to the bathroom. Sasuke's eyebrows scrunched into one that was questioning.

"Why?"

Sakura grabbed him and tossed him in there, and locked the door once more. "Sit. Now."

Sasuke obliged and sat obediently on the small stool right underneath the shower faucet.

Sakura was a bit surprised that this time he was obediently listening. But that didn't cure her frustration for his past behavior. A vein was pulsing on her forehead, and she strangely looked like she was…ready to maul him.

"Take your shirt off."

Now it was Sasuke's turn to be baffled. "What? Why?"

"JUST DO IT!" she barked. Unhesitant, his fingers flew down his chest, unbuttoning his blouse.

When Sakura was mad, he'd learned, that he'd have to obey everything that she said, or he'd be flung across the village, sick or not.

"Er…" Sakura gave him a death glare which made Sasuke fling off the blouse. It was an awkward situation, being half-naked with a girl. Not to mention a girl…with a swimming suit on.

She then grabbed something in the wall near the nozzle, and tossed it up and down…and that was enough for Sasuke to understand what she was going to do.

SPLSH

Sasuke shivered as the cold water cascaded down his body, he was still sitting obediently on the stool…perhaps he couldn't stay obedient any longer.

Sakura grabbed the soap and proceeded to scrub his back with a soap towel. Then the towel traveled to his head, leaving a trail of soap bubbles.

"What the hell is going on?" he growled.

"You're taking a bath," she responded.

"Why did you have to assigned?"

"Because Tsunade-sensei knew you'd be reluctant."

Sasuke slumped and closed his eyes, "Dammit."

"Oh stop jabbering," Sakura exclaimed impatiently, scrubbing his right arm. The towel then traveled across his chest. Dammit hormones, he cursed.

She grabbed the shower head and drenched him in water. Shivers crawled up his spine, as the cold water drenched his warm body, "What the hell?! Can you not be lazy and actually," The water showering him had taken a dramatic change in temperature, "TURN THE HOT WATER ON?! SHIT, IT'S COLD!"

"SASUKE, STOP MOVING!" Sakura yelled, diving into the curtain of water. She shuddered but grabbed the Uchiha from fleeing to the door. Sasuke was trying to escape yet again, but was held down by Sakura.

The soap suds slid down his body, and it's time for the next step: shampooing.

Oh…the horror.

A/n: Joy! Shampooing! SasuSaku moment next chapter! OMG. Too much words! My brain's gon explode!

Anyhoos. You guys dun need a preveiw of the next chappy. It's right after this...well, if FF net stop messing up on me. Much appreciated if you read the author notes. T.T AND TAKE TIME TO REVEIW THIS CHAPTER AND THE NEXT CHAPTER. If possible I'll have chapter 11 tonight or something.

-Dewa Mata!