A/N:
Theme for part 9/9 (apart from the delivery): PREGNANCY SCARS!
Special thanks to Misery_loathes_Company for beta-help :3 (twice!)
So, this is the end. Anomaly has been WIP for a year, but no more! So, now I'm counting on YOU to tell me how it's been? Has the story started to repeat itself? If you have children, have I gotten ANYTHING right here? :D But, most of all, thank you, every one of you reviewers, because without you, this story would have never been completed :3
Warning: There's a pregnant man in this story! Should I also warn about slash?
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns the Potters, not me. I'm just playing with them. Don't sue!
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Chapter 10: 9/9
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Ron was twirling in front of the full body mirror again. Harry was pretending to be immersed in the huge stack of Quidditch-related papers, but he was really keeping an eye on Ron.
"Damn!" Ron said eventually and lowered the hem of his gigantic shirt over his protruding belly again.
"What?" Harry pretended to look up from his papers.
"The lotion didn't work," Ron grunted and tucked the hem of his shirt in his trousers.
"Hmm?"
"The lotion you've been rubbing on my belly."
"Oh," Harry said, trying to keep his expression neutral, even though he was getting a hard-on just because Ron had mentioned his belly.
Harry could see it all the time, of course, but this was different. Soon he would be able to see it without Ron having any clothes on! Harry had thought once or twice of suggesting to Ron of carrying another baby after this one was born. But it showed enormous mental restraint on Harry's part that he had the sense to keep from blurting anything about another pregnancy, especially since Ron was suffering from haemorrhoids and gas issues. It was difficult, though, because of his new fetish.
Pregnancy scars.
"Let's see it, then," Harry said briskly and adjusted himself smoothly before getting up. Ron didn't object, just lay down on the bed and lifted his shirt again. Now that the baby had descended, he didn't have trouble breathing anymore. Harry was glad; it made fucking so much easier.
Harry sat down on his knees between Ron's legs. He stared. In fact, he kept staring for so long that Ron pushed himself up, leaning on his elbows, and stared back at Harry nervously.
"Is there something wrong? They look a bit red but..." Ron started, but Harry shushed him.
"Lemme see closer," he said huskily and pressed his lips gently on Ron's belly.
He licked along every single scar he could see on Ron's white, round belly. They weren't the cute white ones he had first expected but it didn't really matter. All the same, they tasted good under his tongue and made him want to hump the mattress harder.
"Umm, Harry?"
"Hnng."
"Are you humping the mattress?"
Harry looked embarrassed.
"You realise, there'll be no scars after I have them fixed, right? After the delivery?"
"NO!" Harry shouted louder than he intended. "I mean, why would you want to do that? No one will ever see them but me, and well, I'm fine with them."
Ron looked sceptical.
"It's okay that I have a big belly full of scars?"
Harry swallowed hard and tried to keep calm. It was difficult, as he was kneeling in front of Ron, in between his bent legs to be precise, and was having a massive hard-on.
"So, you wouldn't mind if I had this huge thing..." Ron massaged his belly with wide, languid strokes, "...all greased up, full of long, deep scars..."
Harry lost the thin control he had had and grabbed his dick, letting out a tremulous whine.
"Wow, you are a kinky sod," Ron sniggered.
Harry pushed his magically slick finger inside the now magically unclothed Ron.
"Love you too. Need to fuck now."
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Ron couldn't really sit anymore, he lounged. He couldn't stand up without help, either, so there was Harry. Ogling at Ron's stomach. They had an appointment for delivery on Thursday, and it was already Tuesday, so Harry didn't have any time to waste. He took pictures. Then he took some more pictures. This time, though, he was excited about their son growing inside Ron rather than for any other reasons. Not that he hadn't stashed some of the pregnancy photos in a safe place for later use, but still, he was going to be a father!
And whenever he was within reach, which he was all the time since he had quit his job, his ear was pressed against Ron's enormous belly.
"Calvin."
"Pfft. Veto. Hobbes."
"Git. Veto. I still like John."
"I don't. Veto."
This had been going on for a while, before Ron grunted.
"Gotta pee."
He reached out his hands so that Harry could hoist him up. As soon as he was safely on his two feet (Harry did cheat a little, but just because he didn't have enough muscle capacity for lifting his pregnant husband, not because he was skinny), Ron farted.
"Maybe number two, too."
Harry took the advantage and cleared the breakfast table. He had just started the dishes and was carrying, rather carefully, the hideous bowl Aunt Muriel had given them as a wedding present, when Ron yelled from the bathroom.
"Mate, a little help?"
Harry rolled his eyes.
"Just use the blue sponge. It's got a long handle. You'll manage."
"No, it's just that—"
Harry heard a gushing sound and stopped in the middle of the kitchen.
"Well, I've been shitting liquid for two minutes now. I think my water broke," Ron yelled.
There was a crash from the kitchen, like an ugly bowl smashing into hundreds of even uglier pieces. Then a thud, like someone quite midget-y dropping limply on the floor. Ron winced and waited for a second.
"Harry?"
"..."
"Bloody hell..."
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THE END
End Notes (last ones, boohoo):
agd888: Thank you for your kind words :) Here's the new (and the last!) chapter, I hope you like it too!
Guest: Wow, thanks! That was the purpose, I'm glad I got it right! :D
alykat14: I hope this delivers, too. Haha, delivers x)
DarkSnakeLordess: I'm glad it made you laugh :3
Spice of Life: You know, your review... well, I've been copypasting it to my friends and reading it, and re-reading it, feeling awe. So I want to extra-thank you for totally making my day. Actually several of them x) And, because of your kind words, my inspiration actually started to flow, and I'm considering a new story for this series. It's going to feature Ginny/Gwenog too, if you catch my drift ;) No, not that way! But just the other way. It might also be the first time Harry/Ron get a chance to leave the baby for someone else's hands. Hmm, what might they want to do once there's just the two of them for a moment? *innocent smile* But, the story will come when it comes. Again, thank you :3
ryouXichigo-lover: I'm glad to hear that :3
The Red Teardrop: Thank you, I'm thrilled to hear it :3
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Misery-loathes-Company: Yes! He is! And it's all sooo good! :D Thank you for pointing it out, again, and thank you so much for your help :3
alykat14: Sorry about the end, but I think it was clear from the beginning that this fic ends with the delivery? Anomaly is about the pregnancy, right? :D But not to worry! I promise to translate the ficlets I already have (and the name of the baby will appear in them!) and also write something new! Was it you to whom I wrote the PM? And explained about the idea I had? :D
Bottle-Blues: Aw, I'm glad, thank you :3
Spice of Life: Haha! I just explained to alykat14 above the name thing. And about the sequels. And thank you for your kind words, I've been reading your comment (again) at least as many times as you've been reading this story :3
Mezzer 5.2: I'm very glad to hear it, thank you :)
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Thank you for the reviews, keep them coming! If you have questions, I'll answer them wit PM, I promise! :3
Oh, about the Veto-part. Yes, it's copied from "Friends", if someone recognized it. No harm meant, no harm done, and I'm not claiming it to be from my head!
There are four short ficlets in this series after Anomaly, that feature Harry/Ron and their son. They are unfortunately in Finnish, but when I have time, I'll translate them. I don't think they are match for Anomaly, but just in case, someone started to like this AU, I created :) Also, I'm planning on writing a 'sequel' to Anomaly, and it'll be in English from the start. As soon as I have more time.
But yay, I sincerely love you, guys. XOXOXO