Chapter 10.
AN: Stop it you gay fags, if you do not like my story then f*ck off!
PS it turns out B'loody Mary isn't a muggle (Starfish: if you mean Hermione, she was never a muggle..) after all and she and vampire are evil that's why they moved houses ok!
I was really scared about Voldemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666.
I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. (Joe: can you all stop staring at me and whispering 'Ebony'?) People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it and Hargrid. (Pip: what instrument would a drunken half giant hairy groundskeeper play? I mean come on now.
Kylie: I assume drums.)
Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) (Joe: I'll go get Jay Sin and have him bring steak and we can end this right here right now.)
and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse BrideI put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs (Kylie: I bet it's a push up bra. Tsk, tsk.) and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. (Joe: I think you're a slut and it has nothing to do with your clothes and more with the fact that you screwed a guy on the first date. In the woods. On a tree.)
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
"What the f*ck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the f*cking bastard told me to f*cking kill Harry, But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will f*cking kill Draco."I burst into tears. (Pip: she has the vocabulary of Kodi.
Kodi: fuck off you fucking hippie drummer, I'll kick your fuckin ass.)
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. (Al: not a closet? Ok, whatever.)
"Why didn't you f*cking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you f*cking poser muggle bitch!" (see, is that out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying
We practiced for one more hour (Kylie: did he really just insult you, and run out crying and you were like 'fuck it' and kept playing?).
Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. (Kylie: or…was it?)
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely (See that's basically not swearing (Kodi: that's not 'basically' not swearing, that's just not swearing.) and this time he was really upset and you will see why)
"Ebony, Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists. (Al: good riddance. Jesus. He was more angsty than Joe losing his eyeliner.
Joe: He was more angsty than Al spending a day apart from his wife.
Kodi: you both are fucking angsty, can we move the fuck on alfuckingready?)"