Here's the next chapter, enjoy!

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Disclaimer:

Lana: And today, the disclaimer will be done by...Dionysus.

Dionysus: Remind me Lena, why am I doing this again?

Lana: It's Lana. And you're doing this because of 'you know what'.

Dionysus: Fine. Layla owns the plot. The rest belongs to Rick Riordan.

Lana: Hey, you got his name right but mine wrong!

Dear Hades,
WHAT?! You didn't know about ME?! I'm wounded! D:
P.S. Hope you don't mind. I borrowed your assistant for "Parental Careers" day at school. It was pretty awesome.
P.P.S. Your underwear drawer remains untouched by anyone not you and your top-secret My Little Pony collection is perfectly safe. No one took pictures and no one put them on Instagram for the whole world to see. Just to let you know.
P.P.P.S. Your son is a great kisser.
Sincerely, Saige
Daughter of Thanatos

Dear Saige,

I do not hold account for how many kids Thanatos has and who they are. And please return my assistant; fully intact mind you. And I so do not have a My Little Pony collection and I am currently checking Instagram and...damn it! You are so DEAD! And because of kissing my son, you are so DEAD thrice-fold.

Sincerely,

Hades

Dear hades,
Have you read "house of hades" yet? It's good! And it reveals who nico liked! Also, how could you? You killed my pigeon on her birthday! :(
Love,
That girl who thinks you are super duper awesome but mean

Dear That girl who thinks you are super duper awesome but mean,

yes. I have read House of Hades. And I am okay with Nico's ex crush...NOT! Percy Jackson is so dead. And I did not kill your pigeon. She is currently in your neighbour's garden. Do not ask how I know.

Sincerely,

Hades

PS- I still think you are slightly insane.

Dear Hades,

First of all, your welcome. Natalie is weird at times. Believe me I know. Never
give her ice cream and coffee together with a mushy yet horrifying move. Not
GOOD!

Expect a delivery of Devils food cake by Hermes from me!

Why do you not do something about Persephone turning Nico into a flower?

Why don't you let Nico stay at my house during the winter? This way he'll have
a friend and you won't get a headache from Nico and Persephone's squabbles?

Sincerely,

Angelina

Dear Angelina,

I agree. Keep her away from colourful and sweet foods. Oh and thanks for the cake. It was delicious. Although Hermes said he preferred Angel's food cake. About Nico turning into a flower thing, it was inevitable. He takes after me I suppose. Nico is already staying at a friend's house.

Sincerely,

Hades

Dear Hades,

*raises eyebrows* that's it? It's not so special. I'm a master black in karate,
taekwando, Ninjitsu, Kungfu and judo.

If you want your lieutenant's assistant to be in good condition then you will
give me his place as assistant!

Sincerely,

Loving Death

Dear Loving Death,

alright then. Meet the assistant at Death Valley and duel. Whoever wins gets the job. Though I warn you, there were ten who attempted the challenge. Some died while the rest were mentally scarred with a limb or two missing

Sincerely,

Hades

Dear Hades,
How can you be turned into a plant? She can't turn the ruler of the Underworld a plant within his realm! That's not even possible! I asked Athena, she said it can't be done.
Did you know that my half sisters; Piper, Drew and Lacy? They have turned Hazel into a Belieber and Directioner! Even a Madona fan!
Love,
Natalie

Dear Natalie,

it is possible. Demeter may not have used her powers but she poured a potion into my drink when I was not looking which turned me into a petunia or was it a dandelion? Her luggage was cramped which these potions. They were labelled Daisy/Petunia/Sunflower/Barley/ and others. Tell your sisters to watch out. I'll be coming after them for turning Hazel into a monster.

Sincerely,

Hades

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