(AN: Sorry I haven't posted in a while! I've been busy fucking my boyfriend, doing schoolwork, and cleaning my room. Fuck my parents -_-)

Chapter Eight: Dudley Dursley Dies

So, like, we got on our broomsticks and went to the Dursley's house. Harry, Kerra, Annie, and Meagan knocked on the door. Vernon Dursley answered. "I WON'T LET YOU FUCKING IN, HARRY POTTER," he shouted before shutting and locking the door.

"Alohamora," Meagan said, and the door opened.

"Carpe Retractum!" Kerra shouted, pulling Vernon close to us.

"Defodio!" Harry shouted, causing large chucks of flesh and bone to be gouged out of Vernon Dursley. He screamed in utmost agony as Harry did this.

"Deletrius!" Annie shouted, causing Vernon to slowly but painfully be disintegrated.

"NOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU! OH, IF ONLY GINNY WERE HERE SO I COULD FUCK HER AGAIN!"

"What." Harry said angrily as Vernon was fully disintegrated. "Girls, please resurrect him.

"With pleasure, master," Kerra said sexually before resurrecting him. Vernon got on his knees and started crying and begging us to not kill him. Harry lifted his wand and Vernon tried to run away.

"Colloshoo!" I shouted, causing his feet to be stuck to the sidewalk. He couldn't escape no matter how hard he tried.

Harry walked over to him. "Descendio!" He shouted, and Vernon got on his hands and knees, bowing to Harry.

"P-POTTER!" she screamed and roared. "P-PLEASE!"

Harry was quiet.

"Depulsio," Harry said, and Vernon flew backwards into a house on the street, screaming all the way. He landed, bruised and scarred, lying on the ground. Harry walked up to him again with a disappointed look of fury in his eyes, hotter than the fury of the sun on which Ginny's soul and body now burned for eternity.

"Deprimo," he said. now forcing incredible pressure on Vernon's body, causing every bone in his body to crack. As he screamed, Harry finally finished him off with one final "Diffindo!" Severing his head from his body.

The four of us walked inside the house merrily, looking for Dudley Dursley so we could kill and annihilate him. We saw Dudley playing on a stolen XBOX One in the living room, playing Super Mario Galaxy 3 on it.

"Hey, that XBOX One is stolen!" Meagan said. "It's not even out in stores yet!"

"Yeah? Whatcha gonna do about it, bitch?" Dudley shouted. "I stole this game from the guys who make XBOX and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

THE END? (AN: LOL no not really)