Two chapters folks possibly three depending on how long I make this one hopefully its gonna be much longer then the others Let's get started peeps!
Disclaimer: I don't understand why I have to say this every time but I OWN NOTHING! This is purely fan made and another thing ENJOY! (::)(::)(::)
I got up earlier then I would normally would but if I didn't get up that Joker of a reaper, Undertaker, might have broken my mirco-oven. I didn't say anything I just slapped his hand and picked up the appliance over to then window, I shook the contents out of the machine and brought the thing back.
Lesson One - MircoOvens - Undertaker
" The box over mircowavable breakfast pastries has a list of directions follow the direction but always take ten seconds off of the time unless you wish for your tongue to be burned in the jelly center volcano." I said not really talking to him just listing it off like a computer of some sort. " Don't use the defrost button on things with cheese because it causes the cheese to become waxy and then harden instead of melting, Lastly don't microwave metal or cheap glass dishes or cups or cans, it will catch the machine on fire or the cups and stuff will burn you. The large button opens the door, the number buttons set the timer and the machine doesn't work if the door is open. Do you understand?"
"...pfft..hehehHAHAHAHAHA!" He just started laughing, I rolled my eyes at the silverette and walked over to the spider demon trying to fish a piece of toast out of the toaster.
"WAIT! CLAUDE JUST WAIT FOR THE TOAST TO POP UP YOU'RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF WHAT IN THE NAME OF ACE ARE YOU THINKING!?" I snapped ripping him away from the toaster and taking the fork away from him. He stared at me hard with golden yellow eyes that flashed an odd pinkish colour before turning back to normal, I ignored him. " If the toaster get stuck unplug it and the lever unlocks and you can manually push the toast up but don't put things in the toaster that don't belong there!"
Lesson Two - Toaster - Claude
"Excuse my mistake Miss Renders punish me an any way you see fit" The demon said, I froze and just stared at him.
" WHAT THE DECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" I yelled, Claude adjusted his glasses and stayed silent.
" As I see it you are the master of the apartment and are allowing my young master to stay here therefore you are our master and we have to abide by your rules or be punished." He explained as if it were a normal thing to be punished, I just looked at him blushing bright red.
"THAT AIN'T RIGHT CLAUDE! YEAH YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES BUT THIS WAS JUST A MISTAKE NOT A RULE... WHAT THE DECK DOES THAT BRAT DO TO YOU!?" I said loudly backing up into the living room only to run into Vicount and basically get molested. " GET THE CARD OFF! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!"
" Okay Miss Alice!" Said the adorable possibly daft gardener boy, Finnian, the Vicount was yanked off me and I was given a crushing hug by the sweet blond.
" F-finny...y-you're ...killing...m-me.." I choked as the boy showed his affection, Finnian put me down and made a sad apologetic face.
" I-I'm s-sorry Miss Alice I didn't mean to!" He cried, I patted his head.
" It's okay I'm all good see?" I said not wanting him to be so upset, he stopped crying and looked at me with wide eyes. " I know you're a really gentle person you just have the strength to protect those you care for and that's a good thing!"
" Really?" He asked wide eyed, I nodded and he smiled, running off to go hang out with Bard I guess. I sighed and walked down the hall to the vivad red door, I knocked and heard an almost flirtatious 'Come in~', I walked in and sat down on the floor next to the crimson coloured bed.
" Can I talk to you Grell?" I asked quietly, He looked down at me with an amused look.
" That's why you came here isn't it? Now what do you have to ask me, Dear? I'm all ears" The redhead said in his somehow both feminine and boyish voice.
"Well..." I started.
AND CLIFFHANGER! JOKING I'M WRITING ANOTHER CHAPTER BUT PEEPS ...PLEASE COMMENT, FOLLOW, AND FAVORITE ...WELL AT LEAST ONE THANK YOU!