Okay so maybe I shouldn't have delayed so long but yea and breaking dawn is amazing I love it I heard some ppl didn't like it but I thought it was good but don't kill me for my opinion okay? So let's just say I hate the beach. Urgh I felt like a two year old because when I left I practically took half of the beach with me. Im talking about sand in my bra ppl! Urgh and then I and my sister were wrestling cuz we do that lol that is where the sand in my ear came from. Okay im not going to bore you any more lets gets show on the road.
Disclaimer: I don't own sadly but I own shampoo and it was very handy after the beach trip
Oh yea I forgot to tell u who the winner or my little contest was it was
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Chapter 9: leaving like the sane abandoned me
We pulled up to the familiar road while I thought of songs we could use while Alice sang along with the radio.
"Hey do you guys know the song the sharpest lives by my chemical romance? I think we could do that one I love it!"
"Nope" Alice stated
"It's a good song but do you really want to do that song?" Edward mentioned
"Edward, come on why not?"
"I don't know"
"Amazing reason"
"Harhar"
"Wait" Alice said
"Yes Alice" we said at the same time making her giggle.
"Umm what does it sound like and can I do costumes?"
"I'll play off of my iPod for you okay? And I don't see why you can't do costumes so sure"
"Thanks Bella" Edward said sarcastically
"What?"
"Leaving that in Alice's hands is not a smart idea she'll go crazy"
"No she won't, I have faith in her" I said proudly while plugging the iPod in the adapter in the car—so it can play through the speakers—then I pressed play.
(Really you need to listen to this song it is amazing!)
I sang along while doing air guitar and dancing
Well it
rains and it pours
when you're out on your own
if I crash on
the couch
Can I sleep in my clothes?
'Cause I've spent the
night dancing
I'm drunk, I suppose
If it looks like I'm
laughing
I'm really just asking to leave
This alone, you're
in time for the show
You're the one that I need
I'm the one
that you loathe
You can watch me corrode like a beast in
repose
'Cause I love all the poison
Away with the boys in the
band
I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't
you blow me a kiss before she goes?
Give me a shot to
remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and
I will surrender
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead
A
light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise
and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like
the sane abandoned me
There's a place in the dark where the
animals go
You can take off your skin in the cannibal glow
Juliet
loves the beat and the lust it commands
Drop the dagger and lather
the blood on your hands, Romeo
I've really been on a bender
and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she
goes?
Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the
pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender
The sharpest
lives are the deadliest to lead
A light to burn all the empires
So
bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these
vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me
x2
I signed.
"Alice isn't that amazing!"
"It's good" she said with sincerity. I plugged out my iPod and got out of the car to walk into the familiar house.
"Hello Esme" I smiled as she greeted me back with cookies.
"Hi mom" he smiled as he took a cookie and jogged up the spiral stairs.
"Bella can you be a dear and tell Edward that he has to bring me his laundry now or else they wont be washed for the next two weeks."
"What's happening for two weeks?"
"Oh Carlisle and I are going on another honeymoon. We call it that but really it's to get away from Emmett." She whispered that last part and smiled as Emmett yelled 'hey!' from upstairs.
"Okay I hope you have fun!"
"Thank you dear don't forget your laundry as well" I nodded as I ran up the stairs to Edward's room.
I knocked but then decided just to walk in because his music was too loud for him to hear the knock. He was on the computer looking intently at something.
"Edward your mom said to bring your laundry because she isn't…going…to- what are you looking at?" I said confused.
"Something that mike posted on you tube. It's for the band-out. Like this competitive warning or something. It's pretty funny but kind of perverted I don't how to describe it just watch."
All I saw was mike with a guitar hitting it against an Edward dummy. Then he got a big sign that said winner and—wearing the smallest amount of clothing possible --Jessica making out with him for it. The ending said, "Watch out Cullen" in bold red flame letters. I giggled as Edward chuckled.
"So I think mike is challenging you in this band out." I sat on him as he wrapped his arms around me and kissed up and down my neck repeating.
"I think so as well, whatever will I do?" he mumbled into the soft nips in my neck.
I signed; "well mike is pretty amazing so I think you should give up now" I smiled as he growled and gave a look that meant he was threatening to chase me. I squealed and ran down the stairs as he chased me. I ran into the living room and hid behind the couch that was parallel to the entryway. I looked up and saw his back facing me. I sat on the floor, as his footsteps grew silent. I signed but then saw a shadow above my head. I looked up and saw his beautiful eyes and his amazing hair. He plopped right next to me as we stared at each other playfully.
"Found me already dear Edward you ruin my fun." I pouted.
He smiled "I try." I placed my lips on his and ran my hands through his hair. He reacted passionately, pulling me in by my waist closer to him. He slipped his tongue and licked my bottom lip as a way of asking permission which I granted. Our tongues massaged each other as I brought him down to the ground. He flipped us over so his weight wouldn't be on top of mine. This time I was on top and I broke kiss so I could breathe as he kissed my neck and collarbone. I felt his hand on my flat stomach tracing patterns and I laughed because it tickled. He looked at me strangely but I brought his lips back to mine and flipped over into the wall, making a small bang be noticed, which would alert the rest of the family down the stairs. Of course of the time he was kissing me I wouldn't realize but when I heard a small cough and giggles I didn't really care as I wrapped my left leg around his waist as he kissed me fiercely. I unbuttoned his shirt and threw it across the room and roamed my hands around his strong muscular—
A loud cough stopped us and made me look up at our audience of five including: Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, and Esme. I paled dangerously close to the complexion of Alice, seeing them there, but then blush profusely realizing the reason they were present.
"Wow Edward and Bella, I think you out strike Emmett and Rosalie in make outs. Yet they actually went all the way so wow." Alice said. Esme didn't seem mad she was humored.
"Bella I thought you were going to get the laundry. If this is what you were up to I would have gotten you a condom rather than cookies." Esme smirked
If possible, my eyes got wider and my blush increased, making their laugh increase in volume. I got up and ran out of the room out of embarrassment while pulling Edward with me. As I reached the middle of the stairs I heard Jasper yell,
"You left his shirt down here", creating another round of laughter and my blush increasing. I continued up to my room while Edward laughed.
I turned to him, "you think this is funny?" with anger in my tone.
"No I just think it's amazing how you're getting embarrassed by this. If you have lived with them for 16 years like I have then you get used to their "activities" and such. True I have never made out with someone but they don't embarrass me easily." he smiled
"Whatever I just want to forget they were there"
He smiled "if you think about it that was practice for our honeymoon" I signed then looked at him.
"You have issues Edward."
He went to my bed to lay under the covers. "Yes I am aware of that. Goodnight!" he smiled and tucked himself in my sheets.
I signed and climbed in behind him and whispered in his ear, "You know it only 5:30 right?"
"What? Is it such a crime me to want to catch up on sleep?
"Of course because you have to entertain me!" I smiled like a little girl and started jumping on the bed.
"Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Edward get up!" I shouted trying to sound like a little girl in a whiny voice. He groaned.
"Five more minutes pwease bewa?!" copying my tone but in a little boy's voice instead.
I smiled "no now! Edward!"
He sighed.
"Fine" he picked me up and dropped me back on the bed. Then he started tickling me so much that my whole face burned.
"Oh my god Bella, are you okay? Your whole face is red!" he said nervous.
I got up and looked in the mirror. My face started to cool down but it was a slight pinkish now.
I smiled "yea im fine" I got my iPod out of my pocket and put on 'you know what they do to guys like us in prison' by my chemical romance.
I hopped on my bed as Edward walked to his room to get another shirt.
It started as I started to hardcore dance (a/n: hardcore dancing is amazing lol it's just being stupid while dancing okay? Something my friend and I came up with because we r cool like that ok yea)
As it started I sang along with it:
In
the middle of a gun fight Well
they're never gonna get me Chorus
in the center of a restaurant
they
say, "Come with your arms raised high!"
Like a bullet through a flock of doves
To wage this war against your faith in me,
Your life will
never be the same
On your mother's eyes say a prayer
Say a
prayer
Now, but I can't
And I don't know
How
we're just human as god had made us
Well I can't, well I can't
Too much, too late and just not enough of us
Paying more for
your dying wish
I kiss your lips again
I
kissed Edward
We
lost three of the cards, and the checkers are lost To your room
My cellmate is
a killer, he made me do push-ups
Well nobody cares if you're
losing yourself
Am I losing myself? I miss my mom
Give me the
chair, a lethal injection
A swing from the rope if you dare
But
nobody knows, imma drop my soap
enter my hardcore dancing
expertise (im sorry but I really cant dance at all…)
Chorus
Now,
well I cant
And I don't know
How we're just human as god had
made us
Well I cant, well I cant
Too much, too late and just
not enough of us
Paying more for your dying wish
I kiss your
lips again
What they ask of you
Will
make you want to sit
So long
But I don't remember
Why
remember?
Life
is but a dream for the dead
And well I, I won't go down by
myself
but ill go down with my friends
I
started to shake my hair to the beat at this part. I love this part
though!
Now now now now. now now
now. now now now
I heard a chuckle from the door and looked up to see Edward smiling.
"See you can sing. But I didn't really catch on with the movement. What was that?" he said mockingly. I threw my pillow at him.
"You are just jealous at my hardcore dancing okay?" he rolled his eyes and changed the subject.
"So have you decided on the songs we should do?" he asked.
"Umm I was thinking of a few, we could do:
1. Rooftops by Lostprophets
2. 321 by Hedley
3. The sharpest lives by my chemical romance
4. When you were young by the killers
5. Born for this by paramore
6. headstrong by linkin park
7. I wanna roll and roll all night by kiss you know gotta do some classical rock it's too amazing
8. I don't wanna stop by Ozzy Osborne too amazing might I add
9. Fall for you by secondhand serenade
10. seventeen aint so sweet by the red jumpsuit apparatus
11. Points of authority by linkin park or
12. Viva la Vida by Coldplay (a/n: my new obsession now in days)
"So what do you think?" I said hopefully.
"They are all really good songs so we should spend this week learning all of them and then narrow it down to the best out of the group. How does that sound?"
I smiled and softly kissed his lips.
"perfect"
Dinner was a strange event. I made sure my thick mahogany hair covered my face from everyone in this room including Carlisle, who so conveniently came in during a discussion between those traitors cough cough Rose Emmett Jasper Alice and Esme cough cough about Edward and me's episode. Every once in a while when they were staring at Edward and I eating, a suspicious giggle accidentally slips from one of them.
Every.
Single.
Time.
Signs.
Sometimes this level of embarrassment would make a human being not confront it and avoid it or possibly run away. But no I can never be normal, can I! which is probably the reasoning behind the need for me to stand up with a bright red face and scream,
"Whoever is giggling I swear I will take one of these dinner rolls," this is where Edward stands up, "and shove it up your as—!" queue Edward to cover my mouth and drag a screeching and complaining me up the spiral stairs.
He brought me to his room and placed me on his bed. He stared into my eyes with humor then starting chuckling, which soon turned full blown laughter. My face turned red as he fell backwards of the bed in a tumble. That was probably not a really graceful move. But he stilled pulled it off as if it was nothing.
Life wasn't—and still isn't—fair.
Okay I know you wanna chop my head off but tell me what you want to happen at the band out I might—watch the word might—make it next chapter so make sure you review and tell me what you think I should make it like ooooo and is it just me or can you not wait for the super bowl next year?? Idk random but I love football!! Its so amazing!! Okay bye!!