Hyna clone a go-go
Summary:
Meet Hyna guru, an accidental creation from my childish aspie side, and the combined hidden childnishes of all my toon friends, as he accidentally gets loose into toon town and starts create/drawing imaginary toons that are causing a ruckus across town. It's up to our friends to help me and my toon friends out (In a way)
In the leaf villiage of Kolona, climbing up on the Hokage Mountain, a figure was climbing up the side of the cliff face, the camera zooms on the figure and it is shown to be Sauskue Uchia, using his Chakra to climb up the side of the mountain up to the 3 hokages face. Now my readers, why said Uchia is climbing up a mountain for no apparent reason? It's simple, Shikaku (In his human form which resembles Kabuto only tan, has sandy hair, his markings on his skin, wears only a pair of shorts and sandles and a tan robe, and he is out of Gaaras mind for the moment) was supposed to be watching over Bellas prized Fortress, Fort and her two prized Geodudes Geo and Rockina, get loose from their pokeballs and caused the three to run loose, while he was In his Tankkai form and was lazily on a lawn chair being…lazy.
"Shukaku, you do relize when Bella figures out that you have allowed three of her pokemon to get loose shes gonna skin you alive" said Sauskue, he had already got Geo and Rockina into their pokeballs, all that was left was Bellas fortress, fort, who had bounced straight in to a crevice in the nose of the statue head of the third Hokage, and was stuck.
"You do know that the minute Bella hears of what you done, shes gonna spank you?" said Sauskue as he got up to where Fort was stucked, and popped the pokemon out with one hand "There you go Fort, lets get you back into your pokeball and back to Arabella" he said, but failed to remember that every time Fort gets complimented and praised by a stranger and gets super happy well… "Fort Fortress" said Fort as he started to glow bright, much to Sauskues stunment "Wait Fort don't" cue the Fortress explodeing, and when the smoke cleared Sauskue was charred black, while Fort had only a few char burns on His skin "Fort, Fort, Fortress" was all the happy fort pokemon said as Sauskue, still dazzed fell off the mountain.
Shukaku, still didn't move from his chair and was just lazly sitting in his beach chair. Luckly for our Uchia actor in fanfiction, his Fall was strangely softened by someone or something as he shook off his daze and glared angerly at the tankui Bijju "Grrr, first off (Pulls out a net ball) Fort return (Recalls the happy fortress), why on earth didn't you help me you lazy Tankui?"
"Whats the purpose, if I get out of my lawn chair I just have to go back in again, it's so boring to have to do so" was all the human-bijju said, Sauskue was about to respond/retaliate, but he hured some weird mumbleing under his feet, causing him to look down, and in shock, he sawed he accidently landed on someone, whose face was face down in the mud.
"Oh no, What have I done!" he panicked.
Scean change to the inside of the Acadamy, where Iruka and Sauskue were taking care of the strange person Sauskue fell on by accident, causing Saukue to get a good look at the person, who was now sitting casually on a desk (the students had all gone home and Iruka was their grading tests when he sawed Sauskue bring in a strange person).
Sauskue got a good look at the person and sawed it was a boy, has a few mud patches on his face and…odd cloths, but it was a boy none the less.
The boy physically looked like Dosu Kinta, in the same way how his pants were baggy, he had long sleeves on his shirt, and had bandages wrapped around his face except for his right eye and ear, but well his cloths were what standed out, wrapped around his neck was a rainbow scarf, and his shirt was yellow, but his long sleeves were covered in rainbow stripes and had a few sewed patches of constalations, or funny faces, his baggy pants were purple with pink stripes on them and seemed to have lots of pockets, that was filled with…candy (Chocolate Snicker, Crunch Bars, bags of recess pieces, mams, skittles candy corn starburst 100 grand etc.) he wore brown hiking boots, but the shoelaces were untied), he had a backpack that was shaped…like a venasuar which a bunch of pokemon keychains (ones that look like the pokemon physically and some that are metal disks with the pokemon image on them), but what was even more unusual was that he seemed to be smiling under his bandages and didn't seem to care that Sauskue had fell onto him and that his face was covered in mud, he was just sitting on the desk, his legs dangling with not a care in the world apparently.
Iruka had left the room in order to get a towel and band aid for the strange boy (as he had gotten a scrapped knee and a pice of his pants ripped a tiny hole where he gotten his cut), while Sauskue was sewing up the small hole with a patch "I am just about…(Sews the last stitch) done!" said Sauskue just as Iruka came in with a towel and small bandaid.
"All right, I need you to roll up your pant leg so I can put the band aid on" said Iruka as the boy did just that, showing a small brush cut that was bleeding a small bit, giving the boy the towel, the boy covered his head with it and then from underneath removed his bandages (Sorry if I don't know what Dosu niis face looks like, so will no one else) and started to wipe away the mud, as Iruka placed the band Aid on his cut.
After the boy wipped away all the mud he grabbed his old bandages and started to wrap around his face again "you know you should have kept a Swirly Pollywhirl with you that k-nows Damp to stop your Fortress from blowing up" said the boy, in a voice that sounds like Dosu, but with a mix of a little kid. Anyway the boy's explination caught the two off guard "what?" asked Sauskue
"I said you should have a Pollywhirl with you that knows damp, you know, it prevents pokemon from self distructing or explodeing that knows it like Electro, voltorbs, Fortress and sometimes Pincons" he said, causing the Uchia and Acadamy teacher to stare as the boy jumped off the desk and bended forward and backwards "Um, I don't have a Pollywhirl, and the Fortress isn't mine, I was just recollecting…" but the uchia was interrupted when the wieird boy was bending forward looking at his bandaid (he rolled his pant leg up to look at it.
"Wow, coooooollllll, hay guy how did you do it?" asked the boy earning a confused look from Iruka "What, did what?" "how did yah manage to stick it on my knee?" "um, the sticky stuff on it" "ooh,how did you get all the pictures on the band Aid guy" said the boy, compleately ignoring Iruka apparently, much to the confusion of Iruka and to the impacent anger to Saskue "Look hear, I will like to ask who the…" but was rudely inturupted when the boy shoved both his hands into Iruka and Sauskues face.
"Hi I'm Guru" said the boy now identified as Guru said with an Eye smile as Iruka and Sauskue just stared at Guru.
"Umm, Guru?" asked the Uchia
"whats your two names?" asked Guru
"Um, I am Sauskue Uchia and this Is Iruka Ultimo and you're Guru?" asked said Uchia
"uh, huh, its actually short for Hyna Guru Ru Boo Koo, but only when my mom gets mad at me and scolds me fierce she or my uncles addresses me by that full name" he said
"Uh, your mom actually names you Hyna Guru Ru Boo Koo?" questioned Iruka
"Uh, huh, when I was born she and my uncles wanted me to name myself so I can have a least a sense of independence, and except for the hyna detail all I could say was Guru Ru Boo Koo, so that's what they name me, after adding hyna to be my first name (Points to himself) I call myself Guru kuz my family is too famous and I didn't want anyone to get confused (Starts rubbing himself allover with the towel) I mean seriously, besides it was 3 months I kept repeating Guru, Ru, Boo or Koo over and over again, till I learned proper wording to say and I have to amit, bye face (Iruka had gathered sense to leave but Sasuke is still stunned/Bewildered), I mean after a while it gets boring to have to repeate over and over again, I mean (gets up into Saskues face) really, would you hate to have to repeate your name over and over, Saskue, Sasuke, Saskue, Sasuke, Sasuke"
"Hay, Uchia", Gurus talk was interrupted when Shukaku (now in his tanuki form, but at the size of a human now), came in with a plate of chocolate chip cookies and brownie squares, that he leans on his tail "I brought some snacks" he proceeds to hold his tail out in offering the Uchia "thanks Shukaku I would" but before he could get a snack, the One-tailed Racoon placed the plate in one hand and swallowed all the treats into his mouth and ate them "(Muffled) what, you wanted one?" he said before swallowing them down, as Guru stared at the Tanukie.
"Oh my gosh whats that!" he said before running over to the Tanuki flailing his arms around "OMG it's a giant raccoon doggie, I never seen it before is it yours?" he said in hyper speed, looking at Sasuke for answers "Um no, he is sealed into Gaara of the sands, and is not mine" he said, as Guru then seems to bounce all hyperlly.
"OMG He is so cool and sandy tan colored which is sand and his blue markings whats his name?" while Guru was busy going all hypermental talking, Shukaku leaned next to Sasuke and whispered "I like this fella for yah" only to earned a raised eyebrow in confusion, as Guru pulled a sketch pad and 10 boxes of crowns out of who knows whare.
"hay Sasuke I know what would even be better (Starts hyper drawing) if your raccoon doggie is actually a bright Yellow, with green stripe markings and those weird bullseye eyes, called the ring-gen, and those Ring-gen eyes were black and white"
And in a pop, what Guru had said (and apparently drew) appeared next to Shukaku, just as he discribbed, much to the surprise of Sasukue and to amusement of Shukaku "Hah, the Kyrubi dosent have me on having the Rinngin eyes"
"or was more chubbier" said Guru hyper drawing again, as in a pop the same shukaku Guru had draweed appeared, only it had a bigger belly "(Pouting) I am not that fat" said Shukaku as Guru sat on a desk as Sasukue was just bewildered stunned at what Is happening.
"Or with Bangles on his tail" said Guru (Pop another one), or is a girl (Pops another), or has wings (pop) or is a dragon hydra, with nine fox tails (Pop, Pop)
However as Guru kept poping out different versions of Shukaku, Sausuke just staired stunnly at what is happening, while Shukaku grew excited and shrunk to the size of a Zigzagoon, and went onto Gurus head. "You know I always want some of those dredlocks that Static has, you think you can add that?" he said, as Guru got excited "Yah, yah, yah (Pop comes a shukaku, with a new feature with all the other features Guru made) or even have its normal head with a second head, one with the dredlocks and the other with a ponytail (Pop that idea)" shukaku rubs his chin in thought "neh, make the hair black with real dripping blood" "(Smiling under his bandages) OK!" pops out that with a new feature.
As Guru kept thinking up all of these wild imaginary Shukakus, he was reaching a boiling point and growing super tiered that he just placed his hands to his head and closed his eyes before deciding to scream "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!"
As an answer to his prayers, Guru did stop, when someone picked him by the scruff of his neck. Hearing that Guru paused in his creativity, the Uchia opened his eyes and sawed that the class room was filled with wacky combos of shukaku that Guru seemed to Imagine/Drawn, and the hero who managed to stop Guru, it was Zabuza and Sentinel Prime (Movieverse), who did the task, with Zabuza holding onto Gurus scruff, and Sentinel confienscating his Sketch pad and crowns.
"Ah Guru, so this is where you snuck off too, me and Sentinel hear turn our backs for 2 seconds and you gone and wonder off" said Zabuza, as Guru, his smile under his bandages never faultering just Giggled "Sorry Uncle Zabuza" (Insert Sausukes stunned look at Gurus statement)
"Which is why Bella is cutting your visit to play with the Boos and your Sketch pad and drawing tools" said Sentinel, as Guru had chibi animi tears and cryed, as the real Dosu and Arabella peaked through the Door "Ah Uchia, glad to find you, I am here to pick up my pokemon, and apparently, my Son Guru" said Bella, causing Sausukes eyes to widen "YOUR SON!"
"actually (Guestures to Zabuza to put Guru down), wait a second, Guru, I will like you and your Imaginary friends to go outside the academy and wait (grabs Gurus crowns and Sketch Pad from Sentenel and gives them Back), Put them back into your sketch pad, and wait with Cousion Dosu, and your Uncle Zabuza and Sentienl (grabs Shukaku off Gurus head, and holds him in her arms), I have to talk to Sauskue for a minute" she says as Guru just smiled "Ok (Waves frantically to Sausuke as he walked out) Bye Sausuke" he said as he is followed by Dosu, Zabuza, Sentinel and the imaginary Shukakus he made and closed the door.
"Now then, and seeing your reaction you are wondering when I Called Guru my son, well actually, he is a clone, of All the hyna squad" said Bella, earning a even more confused look from Sausuke.
"(Small Smile) well, basically, he is all of the hyna squads wild, quierky, childish sides, all rolled into the clone that is Guru, and before you say anything boy-o, all cartoons have a wild-quierky-childish side, in some its repressed, but it's always there, anyway, I am digressing, it was an accident , when our DNA combined together it created Guru, but however, we were under the influence of Toon World, the duel card, not the world itself, well, Guru inherited all of our more hidden childish side"
"(Shakes his head as if to wash away the cobwebs, before asking) but, how can Guru do the things with his sketchpad?"
"easy, he has a bit of my power, but its more on the focus of creating Imaginary friends for him to play with or annoy the living daylights out of them, but don't worry, he can return them back into his sketchbooks, he just forgets and gets over excited to remember (Walks out the door, but not before grabbing her pokeballs and putting Shukaku down) anyway thanks for looking after Guru, I hope he, you and the MCF can accept him as a friend" said Bella as she closed the door behind her.
Sauskue and Shukaku only just stand there, digesting what was told, as Shukaku looked at the boy and grinned "That was Awsome!" he yelled before leaving, with Sausuke walking behind "that was weired"
Authors Note:
This is the first part people, and introducing to my Clone/Son Guru, a Character based off of Goo from Fosters home for Imaginary friends, second part the MCF girls, Dasiy, Sausuke, Sakura, and even inconencully Mafifas meet Guru, and he goes on a Imaginary friend creation rampage around town.
Anywho, read and review people ^_^