Chapter 10

Home Sweet Home and a Vacation

"Ah! Home sweet home! This is the best place ever."

They were happily staring at an enormous rock that was covering what seemed to be a cave. There was a seal in the middle of the rock. Everyone turned to Kisame.

"Ok ok, I'll do the honors." Deidara and Itachi stepped several yards back. Tobi stayed because he had no idea what was going to happen. Kisame took out his shaving sword and crashed right onto the seal. At first nothing happened, but another two seconds passes and the rock completely broke into a million pieces. Tobi got knocked out by one of the larger pieces. Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi started going in. Tobi was still knocked until an hour later when Deidara poured a bucket of ice cold water onto his face. Kisame wanted to do the same thing except that he didn't want to waste his precious water.

Tobi whined, "Why the hell did you have do that?! Itachi is the only nice one here."

"That's because Itachi is the polite one. Yeah"

Itachi was still depresses so he went straight to his room. Tobi wondered why he was so sad. When he turned to follow him, Kisame and Deidara knocked him out and threw him into Sasori's room. It was now Tobi's room. It made a big crash sound.

Miami, Florida

"See, this is the perfect place to go on a vacation."

Sakura was so depressed that she went to her bed and lied there on the bed all day.

We have to do something about this whole being sad. Why does she have to be in love with a criminal?! Couldn't she just fall in love with a geek or a lifeguard?! WAH!!!!!!!!!! SAKURA IS TOTALLY RUINING MY VACATION!!!!!!!!!! SHE DESTROYS EVERYTHING I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Mall

The twins' mother was ever so happy to be in Miami. She was constantly shopping and can be seen at the beach. The mother wanted to live in luxury so she did. At least, until they go back to Konoha. Which she will be back to being a stressed out woman.

The Hotel

Naruto decided to buy some ice cream and give Sakura her favorite flavor. That was strawberry. Naruto's favorite ice cream was a lemon pop. Mmmmmmmm……………………….. (I have no idea what that is…or have a tried it? I don't know.)

He came back and gave it to her. Sakura just turned the other way.

He shrugged, "Oh well, more for me! Yay!" Then he went outside.

One month later…On the Airplane

Sakura sighed, "I missed so much fun!"

Sakura had recovered her depression the day before. Naruto had tried his best and he finally recovered her by reminding her of Sasuke. Sakura had spent the whole day ranting on why Sasuke left. August was the last month until school came back. Sakura sighed. At least she's not sad about that guy…

"I'm so bored."

"Me too"

"Want to play Chopsticks?"

"I'll totally beat you!"

"Nuh uh! I always beat you!"

"LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"STOP YELLING!"

"YOU STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"NO, YOU STOP!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then everyone on the plane did this, put their finger on the lips and turned to them and made a sound like this, "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Sakura and Naruto got embarrassed.

One month later…In the Akatsuki Hideout

Itachi was still depressed.

Deidara whispered, "How long do you think this will take? Yeah"

"Uh, his whole life?"

Deidara hit him on the head. "No, it's going to end today. Yeah" He started grinning evilly while Kisame was crying because he had a big bump on his head.

"We're going to mess up this mission of ours. Yeah"

"How?" Deidara started whispering something to Kisame.

Kisame's mouth opened wide and he started accusingly pointing at him, "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you're going to get in so much trouble!"

"That's the whole point. Yeah. I'm so bored that I don't care what happens to me after. Yeah"

"I'm not taking part of any part of that!"

"That doesn't make sense! Yeah. Anyways, I was planning on using Tobi! Yeah"

Lclsurfer: For all who don't know yet…………………..YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Potter: The seventh book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be released on July 21, 2007. The hardcover book costs 34.99. The paperback book costs 18.99. The deluxe edition costs around 90 dollars. It could have been released but earlier (July 7) but it would have seemed like they were publishing it in haste. Get it? The seventh month, the seventh day, the seventh year of 2000, the seventh book! The fifth movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will be released on July 13. This may be the last movie of the Harry Potter series.