Scene 10- Botan's House
Hiei- -rings the doorbell nervously in a Ken doll wig-
Botan- -answers the door-
Hiei- Sorry I'm late, Barbie. I had to pick you up a little something. –Hands Botan a bloody prom Barbie doll-
Botan- Oh, Hiei! This was so sweet of you!!! -Kisses him on the cheek-
Hiei- -blushes- I only had to knock out half of Japan to get it! It was protected by bombs! –lying- BIG bombs.
Botan- -giggles- How big?
Hiei- NUCLEAR MUFFIN BIG!
Botan- O-M-G! You are like so totally awesome!
Hiei- I know.
Botan- How did you get so cute?
Hiei- That's the way my daddy made me! –Huge smile-
Botan- Come on, tiger! -Starts to walk upstairs-
Hiei- -growls and follows Botan-
Sonic- -follows them upstairs-
Hiei- GET OUT OF HERE YOU IDIOT! -Throws sonic out the window-
Sonic- -screams- You'll pay for this!!! Mark my words!!! You WILL pay!!!
Hiei- Hn. Loser.
Botan- -giggles and lays on her bed- So…are we going to do this?
Hiei- Yeah… -lays on top of Botan and then there's a long awkward silence-
Botan- -puts on a blonde wig and pulls out Barbie dolls with a huge grin-
Hiei- -giggles and pulls out his Barbie's too- I'm so glad we made a date to play Barbie's, baby. You really turn me on!
Botan- -giggles- Now lets do this!
Yusuke- -poofs out of no where, still in his fish suit- Uh-oh! Spaghetti O's!
Hiei- YUSUKE!!!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUZY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama- -runs across the room naked and screams- GEROGE! GOERGE! GEROGE OF THE JUNGLE! STRONG AS HE CAN BE!
Yusuke- -beats Botan's dresser like a drum for background music-
Kurama- -somehow manages to ties a rope to Botan's ceiling and swings on it-
Kuwabara- -poofs out of nowhere with one of the tree that Hiei beat him with earlier-
Yusuke- WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
Kurama- -hits the tree and slides to the floor-
Botan- Oh my gosh! Is he okay?!
Hiei- WILL YOU GUYS JUST GET OUT!!!!!! -Throws Kurama out the window-
Kurama- -screams like a little girl- But I thought what we had was special?!!!!!!!!
Hiei- Now the rest of you! Leave! NOW!
Yusuke- Aw…..But why?
Hiei- As you can see here, Botan and I have some work to do.
Kuwabara- Work like what? Playing with your dolls?
Hiei- For your information, they are BARBIE dolls.
Kuwabara- -rolls eyes- You are such a girl-
Hiei- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! -beats Kuwabara with the tree he brought with him earlier-
Kuwabara- -screams- MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Botan- -pulls out a gun- The next person to move DIES!
Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara- -scream like little girls-
Yusuke- You wouldn't?!!!!!
Botan- I WOULD!
Yusuke and Kuwabara- -jump out the window screaming-
Kurama- -sees his friends fall out the window and they land on top of him- Oh, hi guys! –smiles-
Yusuke- -twitches and runs away-
Kurama- -chases Yusuke- No, my love!!!!!! Come back!!!
Kuwabara- Kurama…. He's not coming back.
Kurama- -cries- Nooo!!!!!!!!!! -falls to his knees- I'm going to spend the rest of my days alone!!!!!!!!!! -Gets an idea-…..Unless… -grins at Kuwabara-
Kuwabara- NO WAY! -Screams and runs away-
Kurama- -cries- Noooooo!!! My life is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei- So…We're finally alone. –Grins at Botan-
Botan- -falls asleep and starts to snore-
Hiei- -twitches- Great.