Dad what the hell are you up to now God damn itmwill you get down off that damn roof before you fall and break your neck yelled Stan looking up to where his dad was high on the roof wrestling with a large 4ft light up star
What do you think Stan pretty cool isn't it lights up too ha I'll show that smug Steven Stotch who has the best Xmas lights thinks he's better than me. Does he yeah right then we will see when I'm getting that cheque for 5 grand and his 100 bucks that money is good as mine now yelled Randy fixing the star to the roof and trying to keep his balance as he nearly slipped a little on the icy rooftop
Oh dear God thise is like so not happaning it can't get any worse Stan said turning a deep scarlet red and watching his stupid dad now putting out more Xmas lights on the roof whist loudly singing Xmas songs way off tune
Kyle who stood next to Stan also watching everything felt bad for his poor freind but despite everything he did find it kind of funny and tried not to laugh at it because freind or not Stan would hit him
Maybe he will call it a day after thise I mean look at your house it's practically coverd in lights and that said Kyle a bit lost for words really
No Kyle I just know that he won't stop till every spare inch of house and yard is coverd and he's on that damn Internet every single night looking for more decorations and ideas he's gone insane he's got more decorations than New York Stan sighed
Oh dude I'm so sorry and I hate saying thise. to you as your my super best freind but your dad really does sound crazy but I don't mind really but I just hope he dosent fuse the street again that's all I'm really bothers at because it will start WW3 and I don't fancy being woken at 3am to loud techno Xmas music and a dancing light displays again and your dads lights shining in my window Kyle said
Hopefully you won't go through that again. Dont remind me of that carry on and I got it bad too don't forget but lets hope thise will all die down soon sighed Stan looking up at his dad nearly tripping on fairy lights
But it didn't
A couple of days later as Stan set out to school he was greeted by more stuff that been set up after he'd gone to bed His dad had built a long tunnel the legmth of the path with flashing lights also draped lights round the bushes and had 2 5ft angels at the end of the tunnels that flashed and turned their heads
On the lawn sat more decorations a nodding Reindeer another decoration that lit up of 2 elves on a seesaw a Santa climbing the side of the building but worse a large 6ft Inflaterble snowglobe With a singing snowman inside and it snowed inside too he'd obvisly hired that and a large Santa stop here signe that lit up
Oh no no no DAD WTF yelled a angry Stan looking at everything in disbelieve as his mom also came out and gasped in shock
Randy Marsh where the hell did all thise come from screamed Sharon. Now mad and other pepole started looking out their windows at the display
Dad what the hell thise is so embaracing yelled Shelly coming outside
Oh good morning you pair they arrived today I orderd them on line from a xmas store yet I rented the snowglobe that goes back 2nd week in January But arnt they so cool Randy said proudly
OMG and how much did thise all cost that's the kids Xmas money your spending thise has got to stop right now I'm warning you Randy no more Sharon yelled
Its not the kids Xmas money shure ingot their Xmas presents in the Black Friday sales thise is my money I'm spending at its not that bad Randy yelled
Dad are you bloody mad omg I have never been so embraced in all my life that's it I won't be seen as the daughter of a crazy said Shelly pushing past Stan and going indoors hissing her face
Look Shelly wait I'm not crazy I'm just being festive that's all you know Xmas tis the season to be jolly so I'm being. jolly that's all God your all a bunch of Scrooges bah Humbug if you want to be Scrooge well that's fine by me then I'm still going to be festive and I'm not crazy Randy yelled unpacking more decorations
But Stan ignored him when he seen Kyle at his window he was still getting ready for school
OMG dude you have more decorations than a Xmas theme park when did they all go up yelled Kyle Out the window trying not to laugh
Thise morning I'll tell you later are you ready for school yet Stan yelled
Yeah just about got to pack my bag gimme 5 mins Kyle said disappearing back inside and his moms voice was heard Bubbah close that window it's icy in here
Stan laughed softly at Kyles mom always fussing as he went to Kyles door but before he could knock Kyle apeard throwing his bag over his shoulder
Ready asked Stan to his freind
Yep sorry about that had to pack my homework their and zip my bag up but ready now he smilled as they headed for school least hopefully it take Stans mind of those decorations for a bit but he dreaded coming home to see what else his crazy father had done
Your dad still going crazy on those decorations then asked Kenny later at school trying not to laugh too
Dude don't bloody remind me you will never guess what he's gone and done now and no one say anything let Kenny guess said Stan
Dunno added more decorations im guessing smilled Kenny
Yeah your right Ken today I woke up to see a long archway of lights that flashes 2 large moving angels at the bottom of the archways other silly light up figures scatterd round the lawn and side of the house and lights in the bushes but worse a giant 6ft musical singing snowglobe with a singing Frost the bloody snowman inside he rented it all in the front lawn he's gone too far now also mom and Shelly are cracking up with him said Stan now making Kenny laugh
Yeah we can see it too from our house think everyone can laughed Kyle at last as it was killing him holding his laughter in and ignoring Stan glare at him
But seriously Stan I think they can see your house from the moon now laughed Kyle as Butters came over rubbing his knuckles together in a nerviouse way
Stan Stan I have a message for you Butters said looking worried
Hi Butters shure what is it said Stan smilling at his freind
Well it's not from me directly to you directly it's from my dad to your dad if I can remeber where the message is said Butters fumbling about in his pocket and pulling out a crumpled piece of paper
Oh what is it iv to tell him now mutterd Butters looking at Kyle and kenny who just shrugged looking at each other
O oh yeah here it is now my dad says to your dad back off you stupid retard jerk you won't win the 5 grand or the 100 bucks that money is his and that your a looser and your display i Buuers stammerd oh what's that word it's a really big word I can't say it said Butters showing Kyle the price of paper
Pathetic Kyle said
Yeah that big word that Kyle said now that's what my dad says to your dad not me I'm only the messenger Butters said walking away leaving everyone shocked
Dude was all Stan could say now lost for words
So you gonna tell your dad what Butters dad said then asked Kenny
Wha no way no chance then he would go overboard with those damn decorations so no chance and don't any of you tell said Stan
No I won't promise but omg I think theirs gonna be a big battle here to see who has the most decorated house glad I don't live near you guys said Kenny
Oh thanks a bloody lot Ken but maybe you have a point their having 2 crazies in the street both obbsessed with Xmas lights it could be a war of the lights but I'll tell you guys thise it's interesting though gets the other neighbours talking Stan sighed
Well long as they don't start coming from all over the place too see them iv seen houses like that on You Tube omg your house could end up on you tube Stan laughed Kyle
Dont start that Kyle that's all I need and don't even mention it might give dad more crazy ideas but just now the neighbours are still a bit pissed off about loosing their power and being woken at 3am Stan sighed as the bell rang and everyone headed inside for class least it take his mind of the decorations for a bit
Well that's that chappy done and more to come will it be the battle of the lights and Stan and Butters freindship could be under threat what will happen next stay tuned for more