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"Truth or dare…Rosalie?" questioned Carlisle.

"Dare, of course," stated Rosalie.

"That's my wife!" Emmett shouted.

"Rose, I dare you to post a video on the Forks High School internet page, saying that you are actually a guy!"

"NO! NO! No one would believe that! I am all woman here! These do not come with the male body." Rose pointed to her boobs. "This is not what a male turned female looks like! No one would believe it!" cried Rose; hopelessly trying to persuade Carlisle to change his mind.

"So if no one is going to believe it then why not?" asked Alice.

"Shove it Alice. This is embarrassing; all those girls at that school hated me! They were jealous and they wanted me to be a guy! This would give them so much ammunition!" barked Rosalie.

"Honey, you have already graduated." Emmett said, trying to soothe her.

"I DON'T CARE! It does not matter if I already graduated, they will think I am a fucking boy! Which I am NOT, I might add." Rose screeched.

"Too bad, Rose! You said dare, that was the dare I gave you." Carlisle said, with a mocking tone.

"Ugh! Carlisle that is so not fair! I don't want to say I'm a boy!" Rose whined…again.

"You said dare, you have to take the fuckin' dare, deal with it" said an annoyed Jasper, who was even more annoyed with the annoyance everyone else was feeling.

"Seriously Rose, sorry babe but it's in the rules and you agreed to them." added Emmett trying to keep everyone happy. Rose was known to get pissed very fast and in a very big way.

"FINE! But whoever I chose is going to pay!" screeched Rosalie.

"Seriously, calm down hun. It's gonna be okay, plus you don't go there and people will forget about it soon enough. And we can move if you really want." Emmett said sadly.

"Emmett stop mothering her, she can say she was a guy. It's not like it gonna kill her." Alice replied, getting irritated quickly.

"Alice you're so insensitive." Emmett countered, once he noticed the look on Rose's face.

"SHUT UP!" yelled the one person no one expected, Esme. "Rose sorry but you said dare and so Carlisle gave you a dare, Alice relax, Jasper relax like now because you're causing everyone to freak. Edward and Bella stop laughing, Rose is having a moment."

"Again" Edward added. I elbowed him when I saw the look on Esme's face, she was normally calm but it seemed that she was losing it a little.

"I'm sorry Esme for Edward; he WON'T do it again. Rose I'm sorry we were laughing." I finally said trying to keep the peace.

"Thank you Bella. Now let's get on with this once and for all."

"Fine. Carlisle what do I have to do, to LIE about actually being a boy."

"Thank you Rose for being mature about this, first we need Jasper and Edward to do your make up and pick out your clothes. Then we will get the video camera/camera and proceed with the plan." Carlisle answered.

"WHAT?"

"Carlisle I think that making the boys do make-up may be a little harsh," replied Esme.

"Well the thing is I was going to say she had a mental breakdown, like Britney Spears. So then I can say that she really isn't a boy she just had another episode." Carlisle smiled as he said this.

"YES!" cried Rose,

"Seriously? You'd rather have people think you are crazy rather than a boy?" questioned Alice.

"YES! Of course. Plus Britney has totally recovered, I can have a recovery too and then like come back and people will say 'oh look Rose looks great! She's gotten better.' " responded Rosalie.

"Umm okay then, Carlisle you might really want to check if she is crazy" Alice said, completely seriously.

"Okay, let's get this over with so I can get one of you guys" said Rosalie, almost eagerly now.

"Okay then, Edward go get her make-up, Jasper go get clothes, I think something of Bella's will work." Carlisle instructed.

"HEY! That's not fair, I have totally improved my look! Meanie" Bella cried acting like a five year old by sticking out her tongue.

"Bella, you may have fixed some but not completely, so we will fix that soon. Instead, Jazz go get something from her human time instead of vampire time." Alice commented.

"Okay so now that we have gotten that all figured out can we get back to the whole embarrassing Rose thing here, please?" Jasper announced. This got everyone back into gear. Jasper ran upstairs and opened the box of my old clothes. I had no idea that they had kept my old clothing - I thought that Alice had thrown it all away when she got me a whole new wardrobe for becoming a mother. I looked over at Edward and saw his crooked smile as well as a look I didn't know very well. It looked as though he was reminiscing and he was sad. I have never really understood why he loved the old me. I don't remember much about the "old me" but as far as I can tell Edward does, a lot. He loves the "old me", I feel sad when I remember that I actually have very little recollection to who I was. I'm told that I am basically the same besides the whole vampire thing. I remember Charlie, Jake, Renee and a few select memories of Edward and I as well as when Edward left. Edward doesn't know that I know that he left me. But I do, I've known it for a while, I was laying down with Nessie while she slept, suddenly I felt as though I had died, my reason for existence was no more and I had a flashback to when I was human, to when Edward left me.

"Alright, I have totally figured out what she or should I say he is wearing!" exclaimed Jasper who has spent way too much time with Alice.

"Wow glamour girl! Show me what you got?" teased Rosalie.

"Okay so you will be wearing these jeans, with Alice's waist high skirt over them. On top you will put on this baggy turtleneck, then this purple v neck t-shirt and this swim suit top. To finish this horrible look you will wear this button up sweater vest buttoned down." Replied Jasper, truly proud of himself.

"Alice what have you done to him?"

"Oh shut up Emmett, he knows fashion. He actually listens to me when I talk. Unlike some other people I know." She said, staring at everyone else in the room.

"Okay can we puh-lease get done with this already!" exclaimed Rosalie.

"Fine go get changed."

About a minute later Rosalie came down the stairs in the most hideous outfit I had ever seen, lucky for her. I guess this whole idea is actually going to work.

"Carlisle do you have the camera?" Esme asked.

"Yes, it's all set up outside." Once everyone was outside Carlisle started again. "Okay Rose so you need to get the point across that you are a boy and not a girl. Pick out a boy's name, and act like you're going insane."

"Lights, camera, and ACTION!" yelled Edward.

"My real name is James…James Cullen. I'm actually a boy, I can't handle this life anymore! I can't handle lying. I am a boy! But I like being a girl more!" announced Rosalie; facing the camera.

"That was AMAZING! I love it! It was hilarious!" I laughed.

"I'll go put it on the internet." Jasper stated.

"Rosie please change out of that…I can't stop…laughing!" Emmett mumbled failing to cover up his laughter.

"Oh fine! But I do not look that bad do I?"

"Um yes you do! Yes. You. Do. Never question that ever again! Jazz bad style has gotten to her. My only fashionable sister, oh God what has this world come to?" Alice dramatized.

"Fine, I get it, I look bad. I'll go get changed." Rose stated.

"Okay and I'll go put the video on the Forks High School internet page." Jasper whispered and proceeded to hook the camera up to the computer. Everyone watched in awe as Jasper broke into the Forks High School protection system and downloaded the video. Once it was complete I saw Jasper take in a huge breath, although unneeded it seemed to calm him down. He exhaled slowly and started laughing hysterically.

"Alice, you need to come over here and help out your hubby, I think he might be losing it." Emmett commented. Edward started laughing just as hard as Jasper was, then Alice joined in. I as well as everyone else that was not privy to the reason they were laughing stared at them in complete confusion.

"Can you (laugh) imagine their (laugh) faces? Every- (laugh) one will (laugh) think it is real!" chortled Jasper. Soon after he said this, rather chuckled this everyone else joined in, even surprisingly Rosalie. After a couple minutes of this laughing Edward calmed down and proceeded to ask who Rosalie was going to choose next.

"Truth or dare…?" questioned Rosalie.