Oh hi, pervert boy. Hows life? stil breaking into houses and peeking on girls you damn lolicon?
I jumped at the sound of her voice. I got another headache remembering how she kicked my ass so hard i actually lost my memory for a while.
H-hi May, just traveling with a friend. I whimper lifting myself on the ground to be at face level with her barely able to muster up the courage to continue talking. Propping myself up against a tree since my legs still hurt.
"Well whatever," she groaned quickly turning her attention to gaff.
Good afternoon BRO, how's my best friend doin today?
"What do you mean best friend," i questionably groaned.
Oh! well brick this is a... friend, May, i think you've already met her. Didn't she throw you at her window or something?
Actually i jumped out. and never gave her the satisfaction!
WHY would you be prideful of that love.
Well perv it still looked hilarious watching you flop down the side of my house hahaha!
i sounds like you deserved it love...
Wait your siding with May mcjerkface now?!
sigh, i'm not siding with anyone love. Besides its Best that we have her come with us anyways, the more power we have on our side the better.
Wait what do you mean come with us.
Listen perv, your weak. And i don't want to see Gaffs plan fail, so i am plan b. That's the only reason i followed you two. except for the fact that it was kinda funny to see gaff cry onto you.
M-May! that wasn't funny i was trying my best to keep my cool...
Your plan, the hells your plan?A few eyes dart in our general direction before i apologise.
Sorry gaff, forgot i couldn't curse.
I rest myself onto the base of a tree using the knothole as a place to rest my head, waiting for may to do something.
Well, sorry May but i don't think any of our plans will work right now. earlier i passed out and gaff had the bright idea of dragging me through the forest and now my legs are killing me.
Plus gaff can't walk because her le- mhmhmhph!
Gaff put her hand over my mouth and lied to may, saying that her stomach way so empty she collapsed.
guess she hasn't told may yet. I don't blame her, may seemed like the type of person that would blurt out anything to anyone.
So May, Brick and i need a lift down to my parents apartment. Could you possibly… y'know…
Sure dude, I help you guys. Quickly maneuvering in the blink of an eye may had hoisted both of us onto her shoulders. I'm pretty strong for a fourteen year old don't yah think? She jokingly said while she held me surprisingly tight as if she was trying to hurt me.
"Thank you," i grumbled to her ear in a whisper.
Whatever perv, I'm doing this for Gaff so you can save your thanks for when I teach both of you everything my dad taught me about Pokemon.
And why the hell would I need to be taugh by you? I just spent the last six years following my mom around Sinnoh.
And yet you don't have a singleq pokemon to show for it. And before you ask, Gaff has been texting me this entire time.
Wha- GAFF?
Sorry love, I saw what happened back in littleroot and i didn't want us all to get off on the wrong foot. Besides,she is a very good trainer and-oh, take a left here may.
Thanks Gaff.
And her dad is a well known pokem-
Pokemon proffesor. Yeah I saw all the trophies in their house when I walked in. How the hell can someone like your dad who is so smart, give birth to someone like y-
Finish th-hat sentence and i'll punch the heck out of you perv. Her left arm squeezing me with her fire red eyes piercing my soul while Gaff smirked at our shenanigans.
Shutting up, I waited for us to reach Gaffs place only for us to stop at a large building with like a billion stories! Okay numbers are fucking hard. I guess that's what I get for not going to school.
"This is where you live" May and i both questioned. The dreadful look on Gaff's face prompted us to not talk about it.
So May, are you gonna be one of the bridesmaids, or just sit outside. Or is that not how weddings work here.
Wait, WEDDINGS? Gaff I though we ditched that plan?
Well Two plans are better than one May!
I played around as they argued, and pushed the elevators button while speaking up on my confused behalf.
"Wait wait wait, May and Gaff, please explain to me what the hell is going on? Why am I here if you had another plan? why am i even an option int the first place?"
They both sighed and Gaff's face scrunched up with her lip begging to pout before she started explaining everything to me.
Listen Brick, you see this building? It holds a very small, but well known cult. well i think its a cult. there always talking about an "Evil brick" that could destroy the world or something.q
suprised at the weird usage of my bastard baby name i listened carefully.
We are called The church of the helix. It might sound like a joke but these guys are serious, they put me through tons of hell when i moved back becuase they, and i quote though " I was tainted," and some other weird stuff. luckily they don't take me too seriously, which is why I get to do whatever I want.
I was born into the church, but I was taken and moved to sinnoh until…
my aunt wedge and uncle bucket... and after meeting you...
The sinkhole? I grimaced at the thought.
"What sinkhole," may questioned eager to know why we were depressed at the thought.
I explained to her how back when we lived in Sinnoh, there was this earthquake that turned Gaff's home and the rest of our town into a sinkhole. Many people had died. and gaff got her first pokemon.
"Wow Gaff, you never told me about that,"May exclaimed.
Well May maybe if you'd listen to me sometimes… well it doesn't matter now love. I had to be moved back here after the incident and since then they see me as corrupted by the outside world. So I don't have to do much of anything involving them. Until now.. They have a rule that if you are not married already and you are in the religion then the higher ups can choose somebody for you to marry, no matter your ages and send both of you out the make the cult grow by kidnapping people and possibly killing them and… And . . . sniffle…
I don't want to be apart of that…
Ohhh, so that's why you called me about my perv neighbor..
Yeah… And a few days ago one of the teachers came up to me while I was swimming in the pool outback that nobody else uses. It's one of the only places I go with my pokemon to relax… But they told me I was getting married in a week and i just couldn't take it...
So you spent that last few days getting me here so you woudnt have to be apart of this! But why didn't you run?
I've tried love… they put tracking devices in all or their members. Im a lot faster than a lot of those robe wearing bozos but they always caught up..
So if I marry you, Brick. Then I won't have to do this anymore, just me, you and May traveling across the region all on our own. All I needed was for you to say yes.
Somewhere else in the building...
Hey everyone come check out the survelence cameras.
oh my gid is that...
yup thats gaff. and it looks like she finnaly brough him!
i cant believe. the plan worked, now all of us can finnally be free!
i cant believ after all this time and effore were finnaly able to take out guzz brick once and for all! and what the hell, why dont we take out gaff as well! its not like we beed her anymore.
Quickly all of you put on the robes.
phan- phantump phan!
yes incuding you phantump.
positions everyone!
Back to our main three...
AHH, so you are back, miss Coral?
A dark small figure loomed closer to the elevator door we hadnt noticed open as the waves of his robe fluttered with the breeze of an open window. The little bits of face I could see under his cloak has bandaged up and covered, apart from some very blonde, spiky hair.
he looked younger than me though.
I see you've brought some new members im guessing?
N-no, this is my fiance, he proposed to me a few days ago and i would like to make it official. Her face turned serious and she went into a state of emotionless speech with the figure.
And the other girl that is with you shall be?
I thought you wet blind- nevermind...
She is a witness to this ceremony.
Well, we don't have the need for witnesses here, so she can leave..
We all froze since May was still carrying us. Slowly putting us down while gaff whispered, I live in room twenty-three on the tenth floor, get everything that you know I think is important, and hurry, please…
May just nodded as she rested us onto each other thus leaving us alone with the cloaked man.
"Now where is she going," the cloaked kid questioned. She can't go anywhere without a key.
Oh uh… she's my best friend and i wanted to make sure she had a nice place to wait.
Well I see no problem with this situation, but you know the counsel might not agree with your decision?
The council hates me anyways love, all they want is to get rid of me…
Now miss Coral, we've practiced your speech therapy for years to get rid of that "love" to make you sound more professional, please to not waste our time like that.
This kud was off putting and his soft, smooth voice only put me on edge. He sounded like a teacher or mentor, and the way he moved was unsettling like a moster or something.
Gaff and i started limping as we followed the man. Luckily most of the blood on my legs had scabbed over but the poochyena left some big bite marks on them some all the way into the bone.
Well young ones, here's the councils office/court.
"Did he just say office slash court," I question.
"Its best not to notice it, like my "love" they've all got there little quirks. And speech problems." she turned towards me and whispered" its like theyre all talking with typis sometimes.
I didn't get anything that was happening but it was too late for me to turn back now, each step was Sending shock waves of pain up my legs, and I don't think Gaff felt any better since we were not relying on the weight of her only good leg to keep us up.
He reached his had out and slowely opened the door as my eyes were once again assaulted by bright colors, golden statues and and stained glass that left the room warm with beutiful colors sprauled on the floor.
And before I knew it I was on the floor under gaff, and her coral green lipstick rubbing off onto my lips again.