the kids are on vacation and diddly-doodle would u lok at that they datin' and shit
*armin asks Erwin to meet him at cofe shop*
Erwin walk in an gret armin, "hey armin."
"hrey um, Erwin I has to ask u sumthin like," armin lok at clok, "rit nao."
"k wel go ahead den" Erwin sey and sip on his fkn hot ass coffee like damn son give me a fukn warning befo you give me dis fkn hot shit.
"Erwin … r-r… are we detin ?"
"wel if u wana armen," Erwin left da desciun up tu da litel boy.
"o fk wel I think ur hot nd shit plus ur cool af so ya u my bf nao ?"
"kk wel I has work to do but ill text u latur sugarplum 3" arin blushd as Erwin walkd awey
~armin hangin out at erens plac~
"omfg eren gues wut"
"wut"
„im datin erwin"
"omfg armin r u srs he has da best eyebrows evur so jelus" den levi pops out from behin him from da kitchen and smacks eren den walks awey – obviously jelus.
"o fk I gota tak cur of dis, levi bby pls wait," armin gigld nd got a txt frum he buyfrn
Comundhur hundsum:
Omfg bab im gona fuk u so hard
From: arMIN
Is a litel early fo dat dontcha think ?
Comundhur hundsum:
Sory rong person
Armin gaspd. He was chetin – nd they jus startd datin. He fukn felt teurs fal down his cheks befur he textd da nxt tex
From: armen
U fegget how culd u
Commundhur hundsum:
Lol jk jus wantd to se ur rectum lov u bab be ther a a sec
And out of no where Erwin popped tf out of no where and was lik 'oh hey' and explnd to armin how his frend Hanji put autocorrect from 'hi' to 'omfg bab im gona fuk u so hard' and dey kisd and Erwin wen hom and seid he'd tak armin on dat.
~nex saturdey~
From: comundur hundsun
U redy fur dat ?
From: arMIN
Hecky yea
From: comundur hundsun
Kk im outsid ur hus
Armin walkd out into da car and erwiin gretd him wit kis nd dey went on dat to oliv gurdun
"k wel u owe hela money for eatin' all dat expseinsivi fuud," waitur sey.
"k hurr" Erwin payd hella and armin was jus lik "oh im so sorry I wastd that much" and Erwin was lik "don't sweat it im lik – kinda rich ?" stil armin felt bad
When he dropd him of he gav armin kis and the kis turnd into makeout and hanji was just behind a bush like 'ehehhhehuhuhuhuabhahahheuhuhuauahuu'
`Armin talkin to eren`
"omfg eren he tok me out on dat im fukn In lov srs rit nao. Wait whers mikasa?" armin seyd
"she and annie are probably fukin', mikasa seemed super horny today."
"oh..cool. wel eren did u fix up dat problem wit levi"
"yea nd gues wut"
"wut"
"i was fukn limping"
"lol k eren ur such a fegget"
"so r u tho"
"ya but ur bigur fegget u've taken it up the ass plently of times. Hav u even been top befur ?"
Eren gaspd … he had nevur ben top b4 and it jus cam to his mind "armin I hav somewhur to b bye"
"k bye"
~levi apurtment~
Eren slowly walkd in and see levi watchin tlevusun
"omfg is that Ali ? omfg it betur be how te fuk r there 4 seasuns and im only on 1 wow spencer ur such a fukn nerd-" erens footstpes creakd and levi turnd back.
"o hai .." eren sey.
"omfg rally eren ? im watchin tv u fkn scurd me why tf u here anyway I thot u knew I was watchin my show,"
"levi ur such a fukn fegget, pretty little liars aint even goo-" levi smakd eren on te chek, "u don even fukn watch dis show so shut te fuk up."
"levi .. c- can .. leVI I WAN BE TOP –"
Levi was silent fur a moment.
"So….you wana be on top?" levi sey than the america's next top model music starts playin and shit and levi walks down a catwalk. 'omfg heichou' eren think, nosebleddin' from thE FIERCE ASS MOVES LEVI IS WORKIN'.
"k wel idk." Levi sey. Eren blush furiously nd pushd levi and fukn dominatd te shit out of him nd shit and omfg the next day Levi was fuking limping so hard he had to call off work.
"I swear to god eren, im gonna make u fukin limp like this. U just watc-" eren shut levi the fuck up with a cute little kiss and made breakfast and shit.
~annie's apartment~
"omfg mikasa are you ever satfisfied?" annie complaind, pushing off mikasa who was touching annie seducucucucuucdtuly all ova.
"omfg annie pls"
"calm ur fukn hormons btich" anie sey and watch another episode of supernatural
Mikasa fukn ignord te show and half-way through startd fukn doing the frick-frack-snick-snack and makin anie moan and shit and they fukd hardcore as shit cause secreltyy annie was havin' hormones too so yea.
~sasha/connie residunts; sasha com ovur to conies plac to watch scury movi~
"I mad popcorn!" sasha cheered, bringin it to the table and snugglin' up enxt to connie who was blushin and shit.
"omfg scury" connie yelpd and shaked and sasha just laughd and cuddld him cus connie was bein a fukn baby like wow connie ur the one who suggested scary movies at 2 am.
When it was over they jus fukn watchd Disney and made out and that was their first kiss.
"wow. Dat wus kinda good." Sasha say after they let go of da kis
"ye" connie agre
"buT NOT AS GOOD AS THIS POPCRON" sasha scream and shove the rest of the bowl of popcorn in her mouth. Connie is jus lookin' at her like 'r u fukn srs rit nao' and sasha looks back lik 'damn srs rit nao' and connie wipes off butter of her face and likes it and somehow that turns sasha on like hell and she fuKIN DIVES IN AND they mak out agin and fall asleep at 4 am after hardcore make out session wit but-grabin'
Fur anthur tim – gooby€