Episode 10: Pointless Race
Sonic and the entire group were getting ready for the race to begin. They all had a race car with their own color symbol. Sonic had blue, Tails had yellow, Knuckles had red and Silver had well silver.
"Okay is everybody ready"
"NOOO!!!"
All four screamed at him.
"Where the hell is Shadow?"
"I think he said that he needed to make a last few adjustments on his vehicle."
"Yeah, yeah, that's just get… are you kidding me!!! WE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR HOURS AND HE'S STILL NOT HERE!!! WE SHOULD HAVE JUST STARTED AND LEFT HIM!!!"
"Sonic, you don't have to go sentimental on us."
"Well I hate having to wait"
"Well so do I, so we should just continue and start the race."
"Who the heck care about the p-r-o-d-u-c-e-r?! Let's just shoot him and go already."
"Shadow's the one with the guns."
"That's just great… the one time we needed him and he just dumps us like chocolate."
"What?"
"You know… chocolate to a dog."
"?!"
"…Never mind."
Shadow started to come in with a giant dark monster truck.
"Shadow!!! What the hell!!!"
"What are you screaming about faker?"
"Who says that you can use a monster truck?"
"Who says that I couldn't?"
Sonic raised his fist in anger well Shadow had a big grin on his face.
"(Damn, he got me there.)"
"Now we can all begin."
"Shadow!!!"
"I know…"
Shadow got out a pistol and shoots the guy multiplies time in the gut.
"Shadow are you drunk?"
"What make you say that Tails?"
"Shadow usual goes more on a rampage then this and also..."
Tails points at Shadow's arm.
"…Shadow's carrying a half 40 oz. whiskey bottle."
"I'm not drunk and I'll prove it."
Shadow aim carefully and shoot the right side of Tail's tires.
"Hey that was uncalled for!!!"
"Yes it was, hahaha"
"So who's going to be the ref for this race?"
"I don't know… I guess… the dead guy."
The guy was still laying there and nobody helping him.
"Don't worry I'll do it for only a date for Sonic."
"Um… Amy… how about instead… twenty bucks."
"I don't do cash, but okay!"
Everyone was about to begin the race except for Tails, which was disqualified for flat tires. As well as Silver and Knuckles for trying to sneak attack Shadow for being late.
"Okay Shadow today we will settle the best."
"I too agree."
They both started to run their engines.
"On your mark… get set… GO!"
They started to race and Sonic was in the lead.
"Damn, you overlarge and heavy car for being slow… oh well, maybe I can at least run him over… muhhahahaha!!!... damn, I got to stop laughing evilly or people will think I the enemy here."
Shadow was right on the bumper of Sonic's car. He did one bang and Shadow's truck tipped over from the front for some reason. There Shadow fell unconscious.
…moments later…
Shadow wakes up in the hospital.
"That was a piece of junk!!!"
"Shadow calm down, you fell unconscious for a few days after the fight."
"Wait what fight?"
"You know the fight with Knuckles when we got out of the courtroom."
"Yeah I still can't believe that you gave that awful speech on court… even I can do better then that, right Tails?"
"I don't know… it's best not to say."
"What about all that… going to the US, going on a TV show for entertainment?"
"Shadow it was all a dream."
"Yeah you must really hit your head if you honestly believe that you would be in a television show."
"Shut it, faker."
"Anyway, that was all a dream, none of that was real."
"Nope."
Ding-Dong
Sonic: what, the series is finally over, great… I didn't know how long I was going to last?
Knuckles: Me too, hey you want to go to the strip club with me?
Sonic: Sure, Tails, Silver, you want to come along.
Silver: Okay
Tails: Sorry can't… I got a novel due tomorrow and the publisher are real picky when it comes to late things.
Sonic: Alright then, Shadow are you coming?
Shadow: Sure, I just need time to calm my head about what's going on?
Sonic: You don't have to pretend anymore, the ten episode series is over, oh and by the way…*takes out a sign and shows it to the camera* Talk to the author about up coming sonic comedy stuff and what nuts. *whisper* Not like anybody in their freaking mind would care about this *normal tone* so see you all everybody and a happy holidays.
Everyone: happy holidays and so long
Knuckles: come on Sonic, today is top off night
Sonic: Okay, coming Shadow
Shadow: I'll catch you soon
Sonic:*leaves*
Stadium's lights: *turn off one by one*
Shadow:*silent* Son of a b****
The End
I waited for the last episode to tell you that this is the last episode. But there is a follow up series, but not like this one. PM me to get a preview of the next one. Happy holidays everyone.