"Humans are so strange,for example why do Americans like football?

"I actually don't know the answer to that."

" We demons are civilized creatures who-"

"Murder and torture innocents?"

"Well yes, but we don't paint ourselves in colors and wear loose shirts with numbers on them."

"Yes and that is so much worse."

"It is."

"Your priorities are wacky."

"Thank You."

Rin woke up and held his head. "Uhhhh." he groaned and tried to sit up. Without meaning to he knocked around some bottles which promptly woke the others rolled off the only bed and face planted onto the floor. He yelped and popped up, all while stroking his tail.

Percy opened his eyes and muttered "Feels like I was hit in the head with a frying pan."

Iblis laughed and winced at the sound. " I wouldn't mind a hot blonde with long hair right now." he mumbled.

Percy flopped over and muttered something like "Amen Brother."

Rin knew with certainty he would feel better after some water and time, but Percy would not fare so well. They heard the telltale creaking of the attic door being opened up. The sound of feet pounding up the steps made them all look around.

"Hide the bottles." Iblis hissed, but it was too late. Annabeth's dirty blonde hair popped up and she looked around in shock.

Iblis slurred "Well her hair isn't too long and she doesn't have green eyes but the hot blonde has arrived." Percy snickered and once again Rin felt put out for not understanding the reference.

Annabeth just glared at Iblis for calling her a hot blonde. She then rushed over to Percy and kneeled next to him. She brushed away his sweaty locks and murmured "Seaweed Brain." He winced and she asked "How many bottles did you have?"

Iblis looked around and held out his hands "This much." She ignored him and continued to stroke Percy's forehead.

"I can't believe you would let him do this Rin!" she said while glaring at Rin. Rin held his hands up ready to protest, then he sighed. 'It is my fault.' "Sorry Annabeth, I really should have limited him, especially when it comes to Gehennian wine." He did a quick bow and started to clean up, his eyes downcast.

Annabeth narrowed her eyes, clearly suspicious with the turn of Rin's attitude. "Okay, well I'm going to take Rin to the Apollo cabin,Iblis help clean this up." Iblis grumbled but walked downstairs to get garbage bags.

Rin watched as Annabeth went downstairs lugging a limp Percy. 'She really does love him.' he thought,smiling. He then bent down clearing out the bottles, he kept silent when Iblis came in and together they cleaned up the attic. Even mopping and cleaning the windows.

"What the fuck, you happy now, Rin?" Iblis asked clearly irritated. Rin glared at him and continued wiping the last window. "Haven't you done any work at all in your life?" Rin asked as he dropped the rag into a bucket.

"Umm no, we have slaves for that." Iblis said angrily.

Rin spun around and practically dropped his bucket, "Slaves?"

"Yes slaves,wait you thought we actually did work?" Iblis said sounding quite surprised. Rin grounded his teeth together. "You enslave people instead of cooking and cleaning for yourselves."

"Yes, completely logical." Iblis replied his face straight, Rin frowned. He didn't know whether Iblis was joking or not. Die Young suddenly blasted from Iblis's pocket.

"Ugh, the reason I have that is because Elie is calling and I know I'm going to die young." Iblis said as he saw Rin's confused face. Rin chuckled nervously then full out laughed when Iblis picked it up and he could here Elie yelling.

"Slow down woman, I can't understand what your saying!" Iblis yelled back into the phone as he walked down the stairs. Rin tried to stifle his giggles.

"God I'm starting to love that girl." Rin said as he lugged his garbage back down to the trash can.

"Hey Percy you feeling better bro?" Rin asked as he knocked on the door frame.

"Fuck You, and Fuck your demon biology." was Rin's answer. Rin winced and walked forward. Percy was wrapped up in his sheet, his eyes practically shut as he glared at Rin.

"I will sick my demon hound on you if you do NOT FUCKING CLOSE THE DOOR!" Percy said his voice rising toward the end. Rin flinched and shut the door. Percy huffed and disappeared in his pile of blankets. Rin stifled a giggle but he managed to keep a straight face.

"Here, some Advil." he said simply handing the bottle to Percy.

"I will kick your butt when I feel better." Percy mumbled as he shook some Advil into his palm.

"You do that." Rin replied.

"Humans are so strange,for example why do Americans like football? Satan asked as he looked over Yuri shoulder and down at the strange scene before him.

"I actually don't know the answer to that." Yuri replied absently

" We demons are civilized creatures who-" Satan said, mentally puffing up with pride.

"Murder and torture innocents?" Yuri asked calmly.

"Well yes, but we don't paint ourselves in colors and wear loose shirts with numbers on them." Stan said, put out that he was interrupted.

"Yes and that is so much worse." Yuri said as she flipped through channels.

"It is." Satan insisted.

"Your priorities are wacky." Yuri mumbled as she settled on a love channel.

"Thank You." Satan said.

Yuri then giggled when Satan expressed his confusion as what he called dumb love rituals.

God sorry, sorry, sorry.

I did not mean to leave this so long, but I was working on Blue Sword. I actually know how it will end, unlike this one.

Anyhow,Elie's part is le annoyer of Iblis.

Anyway Review and Follow!

Iblis:That dumb bitch, she yelled at me for an hour. About me digging into the company funds.

Rin: Umm, you know that isn't good. Right?

Jay:Actually that could ruin your company Iblis.

Iblis: Ah Shut Up, you made us into a comedy fanfic.

Rin: Yah! Seriously this could have gone somewhere!

Jay: Eeenope sorry first fanfic. I need something quick in easy, a balance from the angst of Blue Sword.

Levi: Angst is life.

Rin: Who the fuck are you!?

Levi:Captain of the Survey Corps

Zoe:More like weak knees.

Levi:He's a fucking demon! What am I supposed to do!

Zoe:Act more manly.

Rin: I scared you *Evil Grin*

Levi:N-No

Iblis: Whoa alternate world me is almost exactly the same!

Iblis 2: Get ready for trouble.

Iblis: and make it double!

Rin: What the fuck!

Levi:More Demons?

Zoe: Hmm

Amaimon: Why can't I be part of this?

Mephisto: Your not relevant to the plot.

Amaimon*Sigh* Review Please.