An extra long chapter for you guys, because you may not see much of me after tonight for a few days (maybe even a couple of weeks).

Disclaimer: Super Smash Bros. belongs to Nintendo, Masahiro Sakurai, and HAL Laboratory. All OCs in this fic are mine. All unoriginal characters appearing this fic belong to their respective franchises and company labels.
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Mario and the others had arrived at the Flat Zone of finish off a former member of the Council named Mr. Game and Watch. He didn't join willingly; he was kidnapped by Ganondorf about two years ago, and his mind was soon taken over by the evil Guardian of Shadows himself, Shade. Ever since then, his whereabouts have been unknown until Shadow told them everything. But as soon as they got there, Mario made an important discovery: they had become Flat People! (OH NO! SO HIRRIBLE! (sarcasm))

"AAAAAHHHHH! I'm a Two-Dimensional-a freak of-a nature!" Mario shouted!

"Mario, it's not a good idea for you to be shouting abnormalities out loud. Someone might get the wrong idea." said Spyro.

Then, something towered over the five Smashers and it didn't look friendly. In fact, it seemed that this was one of the least friendly robotic monsters they've ever seen.

"You are entering unwanted territory, surrender or die." said the two sided monster.

"Why are you so tense?" Kirby asked.

"A bunch of heroes like you wouldn't understand." said the robot.

"Just tell us." said Sonic.

"Shut up!" (Try to imagine what Duon sounded like with Soundwave's voice. Go ahead, try not to laugh.) The robot was basically ticked off when he heard the heroes continue to ask about something that happened to him in the past. He just attacked them out of pure anger and didn't really care about the people who were hurt, just so long as he eliminated his enemies.

"Guys, hold him off long enough for me to unleash a little surprise for that robotic freak." said Spyro.

"Got it." said Sonic.

The others did their best to at least stall the robot, but it seemed that he was even better than the five of them together. This was definitely going to be a difficult fight for the Smash Bros.

"This guy's unstoppable." said Kirby.

"And to think, it's a Flat Person." said Sonic. (That probably counts as racial discrimination in the Smash Galaxy.)

The robot kept shooting bombs at the Smashers while swinging his humongous swords. But luckily, it seemed that Spyro had finished charging up his energy and was ready to unleash it.

"I'm ready." said Spyro.

"Then don't hold back." Sonic said weakly.

Spyro began to unleash a large array of attacks as he unleashed his most powerful attack: the Purple Fury. During Spyro's adventures, he was only pushed to using this special attack only twice: once after he found out that he was destined to save the world from a black dragon named Cynder, who was originally a very good she-dragon until she was taken over by an evil Dark Master, Malefor who turned out to be a purple dragon just like Spyro, and another when he was attacked by Gaul, the Ape King, on the very day he was recruited for Link's team. And now, he had no choice but to use it on this incredibly formidable foe.

"Purple Fury!" Spyro shouted.

Then a huge explosion of purple light engulfed the robot. Then, when it cleared, the robot began to change back into a defeated Mr. Game and Watch.

"Now, calm-a down and tell us-a why you're so angry." said Mario.

"Fine, if you want to know, here it goes." said Mr. Game and Watch. Then, Mr. Game and Watch began telling a story, a story that apparently was about the huge jailbreak at the Flying Fortress. As it turned out, Dr. Eggman wasn't kidding when he accidently said Zant was their new boss.

"Zant was driven insane by the ongoing conversations that Radoc thought he was in and the horrible food that Captain Falcon's guards gave him, so he used some spell that destroyed the cell and the guard in front of it. He killed all of the guards and freed all of the generals and some lieutenants, eventually leading to me making one of the biggest mistakes of my life." said Mr. Game and Watch.

"Which was?" Sonic asked.

"Going with Zant," The Smashers were a little confused. "Zant offered for me and R.O.B. to escape and regain our freedom, but I soon realized that it was a mistake. Captain Falcon sent out the reinforcements and created Robo-Guards to capture us, or kill us. We were able to destroy them, but at some sort of a price: R.O.B."

"What happened?" Kirby asked.

"Captain Falcon himself happened," The Smashers were confused again. "He tried to kill us after we destroyed his Robo-Guards. R.O.B. was able to finally beat him, but at the same time, activated the prison's self-destruct system. Unfortunately, Captain Falcon was knocked unconscious, and he was the only one who knew the deactivation code."

"So let me get this straight, Captain Falcon actually tried to kill you?" Sonic asked Mr. Game and Watch.

"Unbelievable, right? Anyway, after Zant and the others left, R.O.B. and I felt a little sympathy for Captain Falcon and loaded him into one of the emergency escape pods before we left. Unfortunately, R.O.B. was electrocuted by stray wire that had been damaged during our fight with Captain Falcon. He short-circuited and was unable to escape." Mr. Game and Watch began to sob at the loss of his friend.

"Then-a what?" Mario asked.

"My gut was saying 'Save him' while my head was saying 'Forget him and jump' so I panicked and just jumped out before the place exploded."

"Wow, that must have been one heck of a decision to make." said Kirby.

"It was. I just wish I could've done something about it." Mr. Game and Watch seemed even more depressed than before.

"Mr. Game and Watch, it wasn't your fault that R.O.B. was killed. It was Zant's fault. If he hadn't have taken you and R.O.B. from the Council, then maybe the massacre at the Flying Fortress wouldn't have happened." said Sonic.

"Yeah, join us. We could always recruit a new hero." said Kirby.

Hero, Mr. Game and Watch thought.

Then a dark portal opened and revealed a somewhat unwelcome visitor.

"I don't think you'll be welcomed back at the castle if you go with them, Mr. Game and Watch." said Meta Knight.
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Okay, perhaps that wasn't as long as I promised, but you have to understand that, at the time this is being written, I still have some homework to do, and my Internet could fail at any time; I'm having to prioritize. Anyway, I'll do what I can to update until we're done reading Shakespeare (groooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!)

Remember to review, and I'll see you guys later.