astrophysics you'll never be my closest friend

by youaremybeginning

Basically, exactly what the title says. Just a collection of Skulduggery fictions, varying in length, pairing and theme. Read at your own risk.

10. Chapter 10

"My love for you is as pure and untainted as that of a unicorn."

"Wait - unicorns exist?"

"Of course not. I was merely using them as a metaphor. That would be highly ridiculous."

"Then why did you say it?"

"Say what? I love you?"

"No - thanks, by the way - why did you say 'unicorn' if they don't exist?"

"Because unicorns are considered to be very pure."

"Yes, but... never mind, Caelan."

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Caelan, whatever shall we do with you?

My little angsty emo.