Artemis: yes, I am finally going to update Rurouni Kenshin E-mail Surveys. that's all I gots to say…
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin
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To: Silence_is_Deadly666@msn.com

From:FoxyNurse_Babe56@msn.com

I have no idea why I'm sending you this. I have no one else in my address book, so….write something nice about moi! *wink* oh ho ho ho ho!
~Megumi

1) Name: Aoshi Shinomori

2) Age: 26

3) Gender: male

4) Hair Color: black

5) Nicknames: I'd rather not have a nickname….

6) Eye Color: blue

7) Plans for World Domination?: …..

8) Have you ever been to sniper school?: no

9) Are you super loyal to your friends?: I have no friends….

10) Have you ever wanted to run away?: ……

11) Have you ever pooped on some one else on purpose?: [………] [I agree] [oro?] […..is this some sorta joke?] [it probably is.] [eww, no. that's sick and disgusting.] I can already see that this survey is pointless…

12) Do you still watch cartoons?: cartoons are for the ignorant

13) What are your plans to take over the world?: I have no plans to take over the world, just to become stronger…

14) What school do you go to? I have no need to be instructed by anyone

15) Do you like cheese? [No! eww!] [hmm, that answer seems to defy your pizza obsession. Yes. I like cheese. ^_^ cheese good!] [yes! Cheese very good!] [yes. Cheese is very good! ^_^] [cheeese…mmmmm, yummie.] [I luv cheese. Cheese in my crackers, in my bread, in Sano's shampoo that I rigged….] [so that's why my hair turned orange after I took a shower…..REVENGE!!] [hmm, I thought he kinda looked hot with orange hair, *gasp* did I just say that!……er, cheese is good, yes very good he he] ….lactose intolerant ….

16) What are the name(s) of your alter egos in your head: ….alter…egos…??

17) Do you have magical powers?: I'm not sure….

18) What type of music do you listen to?: fresh screams are music to me

19) Is it a crime that they didn't put alcohols in the flesh juice?: [what is fllesh joos?] [??? Flesh juice? What does that have to do with anything?] I think they mean 'fresh' juice, but if they don't…then….*pauses*…..

20) Should we send a crew to Washington, D.C. to get the large metal pole out of Bush's ass?: no comment

21) Do you like shiny objects?: shiny is shiny is shiny. I don't care

22) Is your boyfirned/girlfriend really a cheap ho?: I have no need for a partner in love(Misao: *in the backround* *sniff* )

23) Do you think squirrels are after us?: no comment

24) Do you fling flaming turtles at people?: turtles….flames….its doesn't seem possible to me

25) Do you say "To hell with copy right!"? . no

26) Are you dumping on your friends or being dumped on? Neither.

27) Do most of your friends need serious help?: I have no friends

28) Have the nice men in white coats come and taken you away yet?: [is Sano the nice man in the white coat? 'cause if he is, then yes..^_^"] [hey! that's a good point! Is sano the nice man in the white coat? if he is then yyyyy-no. ^_^] [I think that sano is the nice man in the white coat. he's the only person I know who has a white coat. so no.] [Yes!! Sano is the nice man in the white coat! but what does it mean when he takes us away? Where?] [Sano is the only man in the white, so he is the nice man in the white coat! hey soujiro, when Sano took you away, where did he take you?] [cool! I'm the nice man in the white coat!! and I'm gonna take all of u away!! Hahahahaha!!!] [you are sooo sad. First of all, you do realize that Aoshi has a white trench coat, so it would count as a white coat. and second of all, the men in the white coats are the people who take people away if someone starts acting insane.] yes, I have a white coat, but I do not take people away. Only there lives…..but I do recall megumi being taken away by those white-coated men.

29) Are your friends loud?: I have no friends, once again

30) Who's the quietest? [Aoshi (so quiet, he's scary!)] [true, true. I agree] [count me in too!] [me too!] [me three!! So scary.] [me four! Scary scary scary!] [me five!! *shivers in the thought of Aoshi*] [me six!!!]…..is that suppose to be an insult?….

31) Who is most reliable? I rely on no one but myself

32) Least reliable? I don't rely on anyone, so I wouldn't know

33)Biggest pyro?: …sano….

34) Who are your best friends? No one….

35) Chocolate or vanilla?(ice cream): who cares

36) Chocolate or vanilla over all: once again, who cares

37) Sunset or sunrise?: sunset

38) Darkness or light? both

39) Evil or good? both

40) Do you have any siblings?: no

41) To be or not to be? Not to be

42) What is the air sped velocity of an unlade swallow?: [……..] [oro?! O_o] [what the heck?!] [what is an unlade swallow?] [hmm, European or African?] [the speed of an unlade swallow is *starts doing all these calculations* *scratches her head* it doesn't add up!] ….pathetic. An unlade swallow means that it can't fly. Therefore, there is no air speed velocity

43) What do you do when you're confused?: never

44) Do you believe in God?: Buddha god, yes

45) If you could be smarter or prettier which would it be? [mm, none! I'm smart and pretty! * flashes a smile* (some girls: *swoon* ((Soujiro: oh yeah! *smiles* Whole crowd of girls: *swoon*))) damn…] [none. I am the smartest and prettiest creature on this planet!! Hee hee hee….] neither…I must be stronger

Have you ever.......

46) Blown up your sibling?: I don't have a sibling

47) Gone skinny dipping? [Um…..hehe, yes.] [y-yes….with Artemis…..] [well, no, but- WHAT!!!! ARTEMIS!! YOU DID WHAT!! YOU'LL PAY YOU EVIL !*@^#&%^@(@ (Artemis&Soujiro: whoo boy…)] [seesha is scared, that he is.. @_@ no] [so am I. Ya should've seen what Kyoko did to Artemis. She's lucky that she knew some healing spells.] [skinny dipping?! Why would I wanna swim naked?] [cuz its cool and ya get to see the girl's goodies! *drools* (All the girls: *slap Sano* pervert!) ow-ies] [*slaps Sano a lot* you little pervert!] well, skinny dipping is like bathing, but in a like, right…..if so, then yes, I have

48) Run around nude?: no

49) Flung poo and blamed it on the monkey?: no

50) Flung poo and blamed it on the invisible monkeys?: my prediction was correct. This test is pointless

51) Rolled around in jello?: no

52) Set fire to a turtle?: its not possible…

53) Set fire to yourself?: never

54) Used this face on msn o-O? I don't use msn

55) Asked the person next to you on the bus for an enema?: no comment

56) Stayed up all night watching a TV special?: no

57) Broke a promise when it was in your power not to?: yes

58) Are you doing this quiz because a) Your friends set fire to you b)

your friends WILL set fire to you?: c….I have no friends

59) What will you do to your friends if they do NOT do this quiz?: how many times must I say this?!?! I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!! (Artemis: O_O…..that…was….a….first….)
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Artemis: *reads Aoshi's answers* -___-;; how come some of your answers were either 'no comment' or '…'
Aoshi: ….
Artemis: *whacks his head*
Misao: *whacks Artemis's head*
Artemis: eek! Y-yooou…*evil eyes* grr….
Misao: eep! I mean, er…yooou…
Aoshi: I sent my survey to that girl *points to Misao*
Artemis: *forced smile* eh heh heh….wonderful…until next time!
Misao: Ja'ne!
Artemis: *strangles Misao*