Yay finally into double digits! I wonder about… triple digits? Naw, I'm just kidding. R&R if you feel like it. OOC-ness maybe? Disclaimer: Me does not own Bleach.

Grimmjow was still racking his brain for where he should take Ulquiorra on their date. Wait… He hadn't even asked Ulquiorra if he wanted to go on a date with him.

Wow, what a coincidence, there's Ulquiorra. And that bitch Ichigo. Wait… He couldn't be a bitch he's not a guy, maybe a dick? That makes more sense.

Grimmjow walked closer to the pair that was talking. I wonder what they're talking about… Grimmjow thought while walking towards them.

"So Ulquiorra I was wondering, do you want to go to the arcade with me this weekend." Ichigo asked a smirk across his (not) handsome looks. (Sorry I can't stand Ichigo, he's a prick.)

Grimmjow walked next to Ulquiorra. This was his chance.

"Sorry Ichigo, but Ulquiorra's going out with me tonight." Grimmjow smirked wrapping his muscly arm around Ulquiorra's small frame.

"What? I am?" Ulquiorra asked looking confused. Seems like Grimmjow's statement confused everyone within a 2 foot radius, namely Ichigo and Ulquiorra.

"Congrats man," Nnoitra walked up behind him and patted his blue hair. "Looks like you finally got yourself a hot date."

"What?" Now it was Grimmjow's time to be confused, he just watched as Nnoitra ran off laughing.

"So, Grimmjow I guess you're taking Ulquiorra then," Ichigo said slightly depressed, but still a little too happy.

"I never agreed to either of these, trash," Ulquiorra said throwing Grimmjow's off of him.

"But Ulqui!" Grimmjow complained. This wasn't in his plan! Stupid Ichigo, and Nnoitra!

"That's not my name," Ulquiorra said coldly. But he was actually quite depressed having to push Grimmjow away like this.

"Fine then, bitch," Grimmjow walked away. It was going so perfectly! Why Ichigo! Why Nnoitra! But that bitch part was a little harsh… Grimmjow internally debated as he stormed off.

Ulquiorra sighed. When he was getting so close to Grimmjow, he had to push him away.

"God my life sucks," Ulquiorra mumbled.

"Maybe I can help you with that." A strange man appeared behind Ulquiorra.

"Who are you," Ulquiorra asked suspiciously. You know what they say, Stranger Danger!

"Wouldn't you like to know," The man walked around until he was in front of him.

"Yes I would like to know," Ulquiorra said, slightly fearful of this man now.

"This is Kaname Tôsen." The man pointed to a guy next to him with dark skin and sunglasses.

"This is Zommari Rereaux," The man pointed to another dark skinned man next to him with a weird Mohawk and face tattoos.

"And now what is your name, little boy?" The man asked (Pedophile!)

"I think you need to introduce yourself before I do," Ulquiorra said suspiciously.

"Why of course," The man said laughing a little bit.

"My name is Sôsuke Aizen."

Wow Ulqui's getting himself in some deep shit. Well keep reading if you wanna know what happens next! ~82 out~!