Yay! here is another chapter of strange fanfiction.

Sorry it took me forever to write it; school has started and lets just say i have not taken very easy classes.

But what am i talking about?

I do not own VAmpire Knight or Black Butler!

Ciel glared at the two intruders, particularly at Alois and his short shorts.

"Hurry, Claude," Alois suddenly said, "emergency escape plan number 3. Also known as: This-Is-For-Breaking-My-Window-Bitch!"

And in a blink of Ciel's freaky purple eye (yes, he only had time to blink one eye) the two flew out of Ciel's window leaving only broken shards behind.

"Damn that Alois!" Ciel snarled running a hand along the white, dry saliva trail on his cheek.

"You!" he pointed a finger at Zero who was leaning against the wall. "Prepare me a bath!"

Zero didn't respond.

"I said prepare me a bath!"

Zero looked up, turning his gaze from his fine finger nails and at the angsty adolescent. "You talkin' to me?"

"No, I'm talking to the tooth fairy! . . . Yes you idiotic bastard, I am talking to you! Who else could I possibly be talking to? Sebastian is somewhere probably doing god knows what with some nun, so he's not going to give me a bath, that bastard!"

Zero sighed. "Didn't we go over this before? I'm not your fucking servant! What's up with everyone treating me like a servant? Kaname was and now you! I don't think so. If anyone around here is going to get a bubble bath, it's me!"

Five minutes later:

"Stop squirming! I can't wash your face if you don't hold still!"

Ciel proved to be quite hard to bathe, squirming out of zero's reach in the enormous bath tub every time he tried pouring water on him. It wasn't that Ciel hated baths; he actually quite enjoyed playing with the several rubber duckies he had made Sebastian buy for him. No, he just liked being an annoying little kid. And he was quite good at aggravating the hot tempered vampire.

At this time, the bathroom floor was covered in bubbles, water, and several rubber duckies with top-hats. An irritated zero sat in the middle of all this chaos, drenched and ready to push the young master under the water and hold him there . . . for a very long, long time.

"What the hell are you doing?" someone asked as they stepped into the bathroom.

Zero looked up with defeat in his eyes, looking like he was about to cry as Ciel had once again defied him and squirmed to the other end of the bathtub. "Kaname . . ." he sniffed. "I'm going to kill this little bastard *sniff*. Kill him real good . . . Hi."

"Ah, you're just in time. You can scrub my back," Ciel said, squeezing one of his rubber duckies and squirting a long thread of water at Kaname. "Why are you so dirty?"

Kaname looked down at his clothes. He was covered in dirt from head to toe and he held a shovel in his right hand. "I was helping Finny in the garden."

In reality, Kaname had been busy burying Sebastian's body in the rose garden. It had been a hard task, full of shoving, pushing, and quite a bit of cursing. But it had been worth it. Right before Kaname had dropped the hunk of demon into he shallow grave, he had made sure to give his pockets a thorough cleaning. His efforts had given him a new silver pocket watch, a hundred pounds, and some new silverware (?).

"I see," Ciel said. He was inspecting Kaname with suspicion in his eyes. "I thought Finnian was in town. I usually let him off early so he can go watch the Wild Earl."

Kaname quickly racked his brain for an intelligent answer, found out he couldn't find one, and was about to say something really mean to Ciel before he ran out of the house to buy him a first class boat ride to Cuba. But before he could he suddenly smelled something: BLOOD!

"Where's Yuki?" Kaname asked.

Ciel shrugged looking uninterested.

Zero played with a rubber ducky, completely ignoring Kaname because he hadn't said 'hi' back to him.

And then they heard a scream followed by a loud thunk noise.

"I have a feeling Yuki did something terribly awful to your fiancée," Kaname said.

". . ."

"Aren't you worried about Elizabeth?"

"Why would I be? Lizzy's a strong, capable woman." Ciel laughed. "She needs to learn some independence. I mean, I can't save her every five seconds. If she gets bit by a vampire, and therefore turns into a vampire, that's alright with me. Maybe she can save her own ass for once."

Kaname stared blankly at Ciel. "If she turns into a vampire, the first thing she is going to need is blood. And whose blood do you think she is going to want to drink?"

Ciel froze.

"That's right," Kaname said.

"Ciel~!"

Wow, Ciel, you are such a biznatch. Maybe i should actually let Lizzy suck the life juice out of you!

But i can't do that, because that would be a horrible ending to this fanfiction.

Well, i actually think i will start developing a plot (i don't know if this is a bad thing or a good thing) And i hope to bring FMA (Fullmetal Alchemist for all of you who don't know what it is) into the story.

It is going to be very strange. So if you don't know FMA-which all of you should because it is awesome, and is on TV, so you should watch it-i guess you might not like the upcoming chapters.

I still hope you will read though.

And as always, i really like it when you guys review. I haven't gotten any for awhile.

Thank you ANIM3 for reviewing on my last few chapters, also i want to thank TheNoahsArkCircus and TheSneakyHobo for reviewing as well. These guys are awesome!