Exam Hall
Naruto and the others engaged in casual conversation until they were greeted by a gruff looking man with a bandana over his head.
"Alright sit down and shut the hell up, I am Ibiki your proctor and welcome to the gates of hell," He said to the group of people. Everyone seemed intimidated by the man, except Naruto and his group. Naruto had told them about the way the chunin exams went without leaving a detail. As everyone took their seats, Ibiki began his torture.
"Alright, here is how things go, you have all be privileged to join the chunin exams, know that things will get hectic for you. This test is a written test. I will make a few rules clear. One, there is NO cheating whatsoever, if you are caught cheating five times you and your teammates will be sent out of the room," Ibiki explained.
"How the hell is that fair?" One person said to Ibiki.
"Shut the hell up, nothing in life is fair, you are just unlucky to have me for a proctor, in the last ten minutes of the exam you will be given a tenth question, I suggest you try to stay alive till then, the test starts when I say start," Ibiki said to them. Naruto and his group put their heads on the desk and fell asleep as were Naruto's instructions. Everyone waited for ten minutes for Ibiki to say start, but he didn't.
"Are you going to say start anytime soon?" Kankuro asked. Ibiki smiled at him.
"I did, that last sentence was the signal to start," Ibiki said to them. Everyone gasped as they started to answer. Ibiki and his group started to pick out weaklings unlucky enough to get caught.
"Number 47 fails, Numbers 12 and 26 fail," Ibiki said to them. The group got up and left. Five more groups of people got disqualified as they walked out. Soon it came down to the final ten minutes as Naruto and his group started to wake up. Ibiki narrowed his eyes at Naruto.
"You have a nice nap Gaki?" Ibiki asked. Naruto smiled.
"It was rather pleasant," Naruto told him Ibiki smirked. Ibiki turned serious as he looked at everyone in the room.
"Alright here is your tenth question, but before I ask it, I want to know if you want to take this question," Ibiki said to them. Ino stood up.
"What happens if we don't take the question?" She asked. Ibiki looked at her.
"Well of course you fail, and your previous points won't help you either," Ibiki said to them. Ino grew a vein on her head.
"Then we aren't stupid enough to not answer it," She said to him. Ibiki smiled.
"However should you answer this wrong, you will be genin for the rest of your lives, Can you take that risk?" he asked. Everyone wavered a little, except Naruto and his group. More than half the students quit as they walked out. Naruto sighed. He stood up and looked at everyone in disgust.
"Oh Kami, you are all PATHETIC, you all have no balls, how can you be a chunin if you aren't willing to take risks, man the fact that some of you gave up without attempting it is appalling, you are a disgrace to your village, if you think I am wrong then put your fuckin' hands down and wait for the damn question," Naruto said as he sat back down. Everyone stared at the blonde in awe. No one had spoken with such confidence before in their lives. Everyone smiled as they put their hands down. Even his group had their own thoughts about his speech.
"Oh Naruto-kun, the way you talk down to these insects makes me so hot," Shizune said in her thought.
"Naru-kun sure knows how to take control of a situation," Haku said to herself.
"Just what I would expect of you, Naruto my leader," Kiba said with a smirk. Sasuke smirked, Ino nodded in agreement with Naruto for once. Hinata blushed at his intensity, Shino came to respect him. Shikamaru smiled and nodded. Everyone gave approving grins as they all got the balls to answer Ibiki's question.
"It seems that gaki has convinced everyone to stay, I guess my torture is over," Ibiki said as he clapped his hands.
"Good Job, everyone passes," Ibiki told them. Everyone looked confused.
"What about the tenth question?" Temari asked. Ibiki smiled.
"There is no tenth question, this was all to see how you could gather information. As a shinobi, you won't always have the luxury of selecting your missions, there will be missions where your life is on the line, you must be willing to take risks, those who would rather opt out of a mission to fight another day will not be called shinobi, not as long as I am here, but you all passed good job," He said to them. Everyone was happy to have passed, except Naruto's group.
"Oh please, you people can't even handle that much?" Naruto said to himself. Soon a banner came out of the window and kunai stuck it to the roof with a purple haired woman coming out of the banner. Naruto and his team put their heads down in embarrassment at their sensei.
"Alright Gaki, I am Anko Mitarashi, I am your proctor for the second exam, follow me," She said with her hand in the air. Everyone sweatdropped as Ibiki came from behind the banner.
"You still get here to early," He said to her. Anko sighed as she looked at the students. She smiled as she saw her students there.
"Aww Ibiki fifty-four people passed?, you are losing your touch," Anko said to him. Ibiki sighed.
"Or we have a strong batch here," he said to her. Anko smiled.
"Oh well, when I am done, less than half of this group will be dead," she said to them. Everyone gulped as they saw her head to the window.
"Alright Gaki, follow me to training ground #44, all those late will be failed," Anko said as she ran out the window. Naruto smiled as he got up. His team followed his lead and headed for the window. He turned back to the group of still startled young shinobi.
"Well what are you people waiting for? Get your ass in gear," Naruto told them as he and his team jumped out the window. Everyone ran after them as Ibiki picked up the papers. He looked to see something scribbled on on paper.
"Hey Ibiki, there is a spy in our group, that spy is an examinee named Kabuto, he is a spy for Orochimaru, oh and speaking of the snake, he is here also, he plans to wage war on Konoha, just thought I should tell you, later," said the note. Ibiki smiled.
"Thank you for the info Gaki," Ibiki said as he shunshined to the Hokage's Office.
Hokage Mansion
Ibiki came into the office to see the Hokage working on his paperwork.
"Excuse me Hokage-sama, but we have an enemy in our midst," Ibiki said to Hiruzen as he handed him the note. Sarutobi scanned the note as he narrowed his eyes.
"Should we cancel the chunin exams?" Ibiki asked.
"No, if we do the other countries will want to know why, and if we explain to them that we had a traitor they would see that they could get through also, keep the exams going, but put a tight leash on security," he said to Ibiki. Ibiki bowed as he shunshined away.
"I won't let you harm us Orochimaru," Sarutobi swore.
Training Ground #44
Anko arrived at the grounds and sat patiently for the rest of the people to show up. No sooner than her did her students show up with a grin.
"You can't outrun us Anko," Naruto told her. Anko smiled.
"I guess not, I wasn't really trying to lose you though," Anko said to him. Everyone sat down as they waited for the others.
"Well that part was easy," Haku said as she leaned on Naruto. Kiba nodded.
"No kidding, that was the best nap I ever had in a long time," Kiba said as he stretched. Shizune laid on Naruto's lap.
"We have our glorious leader to thank for that," Shizune said as she gave Naruto a kiss. Naruto smiled.
"Just doing what is best, no sense in getting worked up so soon," Naruto told them. Anko laid on Naruto's adjacent shoulder.
"Well, it will be fun to see a village like this one burn," Anko said to them. Everyone laughed as they nodded as waited for the group of people.
10 minutes later
Everyone showed up as team 7 got up. Naruto looked at a weird woman who was at the back of the group. Naruto smiled.
"Sorry Orochimaru, but you haven't earned the right to destroy Konoha, that right is for me and my family," Naruto said with an evil smile. Orochimaru shivered in his disguise.
"What is this unsettling feeling?" he wondered. Naruto smiled as he slipped away to Anko. Naruto grabbed Anko, Kiba, Shizune, and Haku as they went behind a tree.
"Anko do you see that woman over there?" Naruto asked as he pointed to her. Anko turned around and saw a strange woman with a hat on her head.
"Yeah I see her, what about it?" she asked. Naruto smiled.
"That is Orochimaru in a disguise," Naruto told her. Anko was about to react, but was stopped by Naruto's hand. She turned to Naruto.
"Anko calm down, I know you want him dead, trust me I know, which is why I will give you this reward early," Naruto said as he bit her neck. Anko moaned a little as she felt a mixture of pain and pleasure. Naruto took his mouth off her neck and kissed her.
"There, your curse mark is gone, that mark I have given you is the same that I will give, Haku-chan, Zabuza, and Kiba after the exams. This mark triples everything on you, your chakra, your stamina, your power and everything else except height. You have also been given that mark as a sign that you are my mate and no one else's. You will also be given a tail like mine and Shizune's," Naruto told her. Anko jumped for joy as she kissed her new boyfriend.
"Oh thank you Naruto-kun, can I kill Orochimaru?" Anko asked. Naruto frowned.
"Sorry Anko not yet, trust me when he dies, you are going to personally do it, but that time isn't right now, but you can fight him to see how much you have changed," Naruto said to her. Anko squealed as she smoothed her head into Naruto's chest.
"Thank you so much, my demonic boyfriend," Anko said sweetly. Naruto smiled.
"I aim to please," he told her. Anko smiled as she went back out. Kiba looked out worried.
"Umm Naruto, when I get that mark does that mean that I-," He was stopped by Naruto.
"Haha, no Kiba, you aren't a mate when you get the mark, the mark reacts differently from men and women. Men are considered potential connections to my cause," Naruto assured him. Kiba breathed a sigh of relief as they walked back. Anko appeared in front of the group.
"Alright Gaki, you will have to sign these forms, this states that if you die here, we aren't held accountable for this," Anko said to them. Everyone signed the forms and gave them to Anko. Anko smiled as she held out two scrolls.
"This is a heaven and earth scroll, you are supposed to find other teammates and fight each other for the scrolls," she said to them. One examinee held up his hand.
"What about them?" he asked pointing to Naruto's group.
"It's not fair that they get four people and we get three," he said to her. Anko sighed.
"Naruto's team with the addition of Haku will be given an extra scroll and will have to look for another one for her," Anko said to them. Naruto nodded as did his team. Everyone got their scrolls as they put them up. Naruto turned to his group.
"Haku, Kiba give me the scrolls," Naruto told them. Both gave him the scrolls as Naruto wrote a blood seal over his pouch.
"There now no one can touch these, but us," Naruto told them. Anko opened the gate.
"Well Gaki, good luck, GO!," she yelled as teams rushed into the field. Naruto and his team ran off a they entered the forest. Anko closed the gate. As soon as she did, Anko heard a few screams.
"Damn, who dies that fast?" She wondered. Anko then went back to the task at hand.
"It's a shame that I can't kill him, but the feeling of killing him later with be so much fun, thank you Naruto-kun," Anko said as she waited outside.
Inside the Forest
"Naruto where are we going?" Kiba asked.
"We are going to get Haku-chan's scroll first then our own," Naruto told them. Everyone nodded in understanding. As soon as they touched ground they were encountered by three rain shinobi.
"Fork over the scroll and we let you go," He said to them. Naruto smiled.
"And what scroll do you have?" He asked. The man smiled.
"i have a heaven's scroll," he said to them.
"Oh how unfortunate for you, I need that," Naruto said as he disappeared behind the man. Naruto held a kunai as he smiled.
"You must be very unlucky rain scum," Naruto said as he killed the man. He took the scroll from his pocket and put it into the blood seal.
"Well that takes care of that," Naruto said to his group. Shizune and Haku nodded as they stood over their own kills.
"Aww that was too easy," Shizune said as she licked some blood of her hand. Haku swiped the blood off her own hand.
"Now now Shizu-chan, we will find someone better," Naruto assured her. Shizune nodded as the group ran off.
With Gaara and his group
Gaara just finished destroying a group of ninja as his sand absorbed the blood. Kankuro took their scroll and laughed.
"Well let's go, we have what we came here for," Kankuro said to them. Temari nodded. Gaara walked around aimlessly.
"Where is he? Where is the one whose blood mother craves, where are you Naruto Uzumaki?" Gaara wondered as the group headed to the tower.
Back to Naruto and His group
Everyone roamed the trees for an opponent as they saw Hinata and Shino, along with an unconscious Sasuke on the ground, fending off three sound shinobi. Naruto sighed.
"Great, the teme got bit again, not like it matters," Naruto told them. Everyone laughed as they nodded. As they saw Shino and Hinata hit the ground, they decided to move.
"Sorry, but you aren't killing Sasuke, that pleasure is for me and my group alone," Naruto told them. One man stepped forward. He hand bandages over his body only revealing he right eye to the group.
"Sorry brat, but the Uchiha is dying by me," Said the man.
"Listen Dozu, I can kill you, but that is a pain so leave and I might let you go," Naruto said with a look that promised certain death. Dozu looked surprised.
"How does this kid know my name?" Dozu wondered. A raven haired woman who was with them soon backed up.
"D-Dozu, Zaku l-let's go, he is serious," She said to them. Zaku hit the girl in the gut as she fell down and gripped her stomach.
"Shut up Kin, we are killing that Uchiha, even if his friends interfere," Zaku said to her. Naruto's eyes turned to slits.
"To hurt your own teammate is unforgivable," Naruto said to them. Dozu laughed.
"She is a bitch, it is of no consequence to us," He said to Naruto. Naruto's eyes narrowed. Naruto whispered to Shizune.
"You can have Zaku dear," Naruto told her. Shizune smiled.
"Oh Naruto-kun, you are so generous," Shizune said as she walked forward. She had on one of the happiest smiles in her life.
"Naru-kun says that I can kill you, I am going to have fun," Shizune said as she disappeared. Zaku's eyes widened and before he knew it he was on the ground in pain.
"Ahhh what the hell happened?" he asked. Shizune reappeared.
"Oh that was me shattering you nervous system," Shizune said with a smile. Shizune made her chakra blade. Unlike a normal blue chakra blade, this one had a black and red combo. Shizune smiled as she stepped forward.
"This little piggy went to the village market-," She said as she cut off an arm. Zaku screamed in pain as he saw his arm on the ground. Dozu stood in fear of the group. He had never known true fear until today.
"-and this little piggy went to the bank," Shizune said as she cut off a leg. Blood sloshed out of Zaku's body as he felt his life leave his body. Shizune continued this process until he was limbless. Shizune smiled.
"Aww I am all out of piggies, oh wait no I'm not," Shizune said as she raised her blade over his head.
"And this little piggy went over to the other side," Shizune said she severed his head. Shizune walked back to her group.
"How was that Naru-kun?" She asked. Naruto smiled.
"Wonderfully evil Shizu-chan," Naruto told her. He turned to Dozu.
"Now you can leave or you can end up like your friend there," Naruto told him. Dozu left his scroll and shot away leaving Kin all by herself. Naruto walked up to Kin. Kin was terrified as she tried to back up only to hit a tree.
"He's gonna kill me, He's really gonna kill me, I don't wanna die,"
Kin said as she waited for death to make itself known. That death never came, what came was a hand over her cheek. She opened her eyes to see a smiling Naruto.
"Are you alright, those guys didn't hurt you did they?" Naruto asked. Kin blushed, but backed away.
"N-No thank you, but why?" She asked. Naruto smiled.
"Well those with teammates like that should get new ones, well we need your scroll," Naruto said to her. Kin blushed as she looked closely at his defined body.
"He's kind of cute, his is being nice to me, why is it? We are enemies and yet I feel that I can trust him with all of my life," She wondered. Naruto took her scroll as he and his group left in a good mood.
"See you later Kin-chan," Naruto told her as they left. Kin stared until he was gone.
"K-Kin-chan?" She wondered as her blush reddened. Kin got up and let to exit the forest.
"I think I want to see him again," She said as she left.
With Naruto and His group
"Man Naru-kun's really laying all of the moves down today," Haku said to him. Naruto blushed.
"What can I say, I am a sucker for good looks," Naruto said as he kissed Haku and Shizune as the two blushed. Kiba blushed a bit, but looked up.
"Boy do I feel like a third wheel," Kiba said to them. Shizune smiled as she kissed Kiba on the cheek. Kiba blushed at the action
"Your no third wheel Kiba, you will get a girl I just know it," Shizune said to him. Kiba's blush reddened as he nodded.
"Thank you," he said as the group headed for the tower.
With Anko
Anko headed into the forest to search for her disgrace of a master as she happened on the same woman Naruto pointed to her. Anko appeared behind him and smiled.
"Never thought I would get to fight you," Anko said to him. The person turned around.
"I am surprised you remember me Anko-chan," Orochimaru said to her. As he looked at her, he suddenly went into thought.
"Strange?, her curse mark isn't reacting to me," Orochimaru thought. Anko smiled.
"Sorry Orochimaru, but only one person can call me Anko-chan and that is the man I love," Anko said to him. Orochimaru laughed.
"The man you love, kukuku and who is that?" he asked. Anko still smiled.
"it is of no consequence to you, just know that he is so much stronger than you it is almost no contest," Anko said to him. Orochimaru chuckled.
"I highly doubt that, but it's fun to dream, well of you won't tell me who he is-," he pulled out his sword.
"-then I will make you tell me," he said to her. Anko smirk as she made her blood seal on her arm. She unsheathed her sword from her arm and swung it around.
"Sorry Orochi, but you aren't worthy enough to know my love's name," Anko said as she ran straight at Orochimaru.