AKATSUKI CAMPFIRE NO JUTSU!!
Okay, I think I can say this is now my most popular fanfic, and I don't even try on this one. Oh weellll, if people like it, I'm happy.
So I guess since I have so many fans, I'll TRY to update more often.
I guess I'm just not as motivated, but I'll DEFIENTLY TRY:D
(Determined face)
This chapter contains Yaoi action! YAY. (Narrows eyes) Kukuku :D
I'm sure you all know what will happen, so if you don't like it, don't read it?
Sorry, I make frequent references to Yaoi, so sorry
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Chapter ELEVEN
"Okay" Deidara sighed, narrowing his eyes. "Who's going to be first then, yeah?" he asked.
"Good question –hic-" the drunken leader said. "Luckily, I got an empty beer bottle here, so we'll spin it. Who ever it lands on will ask the first question" he stated.
The rest of the group nodded in agreement as the leader spun the bottle that landed on…
"YES! TOBI IS FIRST! Tobi is a goooood boy" Tobi screamed happily as the bottle pointed to him. "Let's see…who to ask first…" he thought out loud while looking at the around at the members in the circle.
"Deidara-Sempai! Truth or dare?" Tobi asked.
"Dare, un. I don't want to be a sissy!" Deidara stated, proudly crossing his arms.
"Kukuku. It's pay back time now Deidara-Sempai! Do you know how long it takes to get all that clay out of your butt? A LONG ASS TIME! Now you will SUFFER!" Tobi screamed in rage.
"You better be scared now Deidara" Zetsu said sarcastically.
"Oh, I wouldn't laugh mulch-breath! You're part of this dare too!" Tobi said angrily.
"Aw man" Zetsu complained.
"Okay, Tobi will give you a choice Deidara-Sempai. Either you wear this convenient mini skirt I found, or you have to kiss Zetsu on the LIPS" Tobi snickered.
Deidara starred blankly at his partner, and then focused on the extremely short mini skirt he was holding. Then he gazed at Zetsu, who was also giving him a blank stare.
He looked back at the skirt, then at Zetsu, then back to the skirt, and then back to Zetsu, who looked pissed off now.
"Yeah, I'm just going to take the skirt" Deidara groaned as he snatched the skirt and went to a nearby bush to change behind.
Tobi smiled happily and giggled like a little school girl.
The other members all laughed hysterically as the leader handed out drinks for everyone, which obviously wasn't a good idea.
Zetsu remained in a grumpy state, repeating how degrading this was and how he hated this game already.
Deidara finally peeked from behind the bush and groaned miserably. "Why am I doing this again!?" he shouted from the forest area.
"Because Deidara-Sempai is pretty in a mini skirt!" Tobi yelled out.
"Yeah Deidara baby, come on out!" Sasori yelled out, obviously drunk. Deidara blushed at the thought of his Danna calling him "baby"
"This is stupid, yeah" he said as he appeared from behind the bush, a chorus of hoots and laughter filled the area.
"It works good with the fishnets!" Kakuzu commented. Hidan accompanied while playfully whistling. The skirt came up to Deidara's mid thigh.
Tobi starred at his butt as he walked by, making Deidara very pissed off. "What the hell Tobi!" Deidara screamed angrily. "I'd tap that" Tobi said cutely.
"This is very uncomfortable, un" Deidara complained.
"Oh shut up and have a drink" The leader slurred, throwing him a drink, but totally missing due to the fact that he was drunk.
"You could at least throw in MY direction! You have such a lack of coordination right now!" Deidara said pissed off, and bent down to get the drink.
"You're a lack of coordination!" Itachi said.
"Shut up Itach- OH WTF DEIDARA! COVER UP!" Kisame cried out after seeing Deidara bend down to get his drink in his MINI SKIRT.
"Ah fuck" Deidara screamed.
"Hey Sasori, are you okay?" Zetsu asked.
"It's nothing!" he screamed and ran away, hiding his face.
"Massive nose –hic- bleed" The leader smirked.
"Leader-Sama, what are you eating?" Kakuzu asked curiously.
"Yougurt…you have a problem with that?" the leader responded.
"No, but why yogurt?"
"It's fergalicious"
"Right-o then"
"Ew…kaaaay, un. Who is next?" Deidara asked while spinning the bottle. The bottle spun for a while until it landed on…
"Itachi, truth or dare?" Deidara asked.
"Dare!" Itachi squealed.
"Alright then, I dare you to kiss Kisame, un!" Deidara said without much thought.
"Kisame-Kun?" Itachi questioned innocently.
"Yeah, like you never thought about it before" Hidan teased.
"What are you talking abo-" Itachi started to say but was interrupted by the shark like ninja approaching him.
"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss!" Tobi chanted.
Itachi tried to protest again, but was stopped by an unexpected kiss from his partner.
"Awwww" was the coo from the members…or at least Tobi.
The innocent kiss soon turned into a full throttle make out session as the two began sucking each others faces, much to the discomfort of the other members.
"Okay…" Zetsu said disgustedly. The rest of the members casually backed away.
Meanwhile the leader was in the corner, jacking off. (HAHAHAH no kidding.)
"Leader-Sama, what is all this white stuff?" Tobi asked stupidly.
"Damnit! I dropped my yogurt!" the leader cried. (heheheh fooled ya)
"Well sense Itachi is unable to spin…I'll just go for him" Kakuzu said and took a spin on the bottle that landed on…
Sasori
Cliffhanger! Oh dear I am so damn evil.
I'll update soon, promise!! (…)
Teehee. Let me know if you have any ideas.