Nicknames
A/N: Heya! Thanks for all the ideas and feedback, I'll try to get your requests/ideas done. This is a conversation between Chris and Clarisse about nicknames, I hope you like it! Please review if you do, or if you think there's any way I can improve!
"Clary!"
"My name is Clarisse"
"You know I don't care"
"I said, dont"
"Whatever, Clary"
"Get that stupid smirk off your face, punk"
"See! You call me nicknames!"
"It's not a nickname"
"Then what is it?"
. . .
"Exactly!"
"Whatever. Just don't call me that again"
"Or what?"
"Or I'll hit you so hard that you'll lose the ability to reproduce"
"That's a bit extreme"
"That's the point"
"Well… if you don't want me to use that nickname I can always use another"
"You wouldn't!"
"Try me"
"Rodriguez don't you even think about it"
"Why not, baby?"
"I warned you!"
. . .
"You gonna call me that again?"
"I think the dagger was a bit much!"
"No it wasn't. Now are you gonna call me that again!?"
"Ok, ok! No I won't… honey"
"Punk!..."
"Sorry sorry! Just please put maimer down!"
"Not gonna happen"
"Clarisse please! At least turn it off"
"That's better. Clarisse"
"Now turn it off"
"Nah, think I might keep it on. Just in case you 'slip up'"
"I won't, I won't. Don't worry. I promise"
"Yea right, how can I trust you?"
"I'm your boyfriend, you should trust me anyway, sweetie"
"Ok that's it!"
. . .
"Oh no! Ok, you were serious!"
"That hurt!"
"Good"