A/N: so…. I'm not dead. Yeah school happened and just, i have no excuse. But here's an apology chapter.
The fanfic was titled "Notice me" and written by someone called kickthestckzislyfe.
"What's so weird about that?" Phil said "There's tons of kickthesticks stories on the internet, not that i've read any"
"Yeah I know that much" Said PJ "but how many of them are completely platonic?".
The three of us groaned in confusion. Pj clicked on the story.
"See here, the summary says it's a slow build about the two of us hanging out, just doing guy things"
I fought the smirk threatening my lips "Uh Pj…"
"I mean finally" He said "A good story that isn't just trash romance about my friends and I"
Chris's eyes twinkled with mischief "I know right, what a breath of fresh air, how about we read that story right now for the heck of it?" he said.
Pj smiled triumphantly "You know what, I think I will"
Phil shook his head as he grabbed his laptop and made for the bedroom, closing the door behind him.
I also returned to my browsing and payed half attention towards my terribly mislead friend.
Pj and chris had been reading the fic for a good six minutes until Pj looked up from the screen frowning. He squinted a bit then continued reading. I raised a brow at chris, who only smiled in return.
It took about a half second before I heard a laptop slam and a slightly flustered Pj retreat to another region of the flat muttering various profanities. I looked back at chris.
"What happened?"
He laughed "Our wrestling match turned into cheeky bum sex"
I rolled my eyes.
The next couple of months were extremely busy for had been planning for vidcon which was fast approaching, while vlogging about some meetups, scheduling collabs and the radio show being made a permanent job. It was a rare moment of peace on a tuesday where Phil and I could lounge around when suddenly-
"Oh no, seriously?!" he exclaimed.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Those Videos we uploaded about the phanfics, were removed from youtube for being flagged as graphic sexual content"
The news was disheartening. Not in the sense that I didn't see that coming because who are we kidding, but it meant that I was fresh out of ideas for a new feature segment on our combined channel. Phil on the other hand didn't seem too distraught about the situation.
"So what are we going to do now?" I asked him.
He shrugged "I'm sure we'll think of something"
"What's better than tons of fangirls hearing their otp read their deepest fantasies aloud?"
He thought for a moment "Well, maybe seeing them, but that's not even a-"
"Phil You're a genius!" I nearly shouted.
"Dan, don't be stupid, that would get flagged quicker than the fics"
"Who said we had to do anything explicit?"
Phil started to flush a little.
"What are you hinting at?"
I scooted over to him and grabbed both of his shoulders.
"This idea could either be a huge success, or ruin our friendship forever"
He sighed "As most of your idea's are, but go on"
"You know how when you ship something so hard, it makes the most munDane actions seem incredibly intimate?"
"You mean like that sex tape made up of phrases from our videos?" he asked
"Exactly, how about we ask our subscribers to send us silly things they'd like to see us do together, like truth or dare without the truth"
Phil's face dropped "Okay 1st, i'm pretty sure 96% of the requests would be sexual, and are you sure you want to be at the will of your subscriber's desires?"
I had to take a minute to consider it, but as it was my only idea, decided to do it anyway.
Phil frowned again "I don't feel right, it's like we're teasing them"
I rolled my eyes "Phil we aren't dating and as far as I know, we're both straight, which has been made clear to our subscribers so it's all in good fun"
He still seemed unsure. I sighed deeply "Fine, if it's too awkward for you then we'll stop"
He nodded.
I went onto Twitter and posted the news.
'sorry guys, Dan and Phil read Phanfics was cancelled, but in it's place, for a limited time only, you guys can tag any requested activities you'd like to see us do as #WhatifDanandPhil and we'll do them, maybe'
Two days later Phil and I were eating breakfast when Pj texted to tell us our tag was trending on twitter. I checked and surely enough there were still requests flying in by the second. Perhaps this wasn't such a bright idea. We decided to glance them over on our way for bubble tea.
"So what do they want?" Phil asked, taking a sip of his drink.
I sighed dejectedly "What if Dan and Phil kissed, What if Dan and Phil made love, What if Dan and Phil got married"
"I told you this would happen" Phil said.
Unfortunately he was right. Later that day, we had gone out to do some serious business youtube talk concerning our flagged content. After Phil and I received a stern talking to, we were exhausted and overall just worn. Back at the flat, Phil was curled up on the couch in his pikachu onesie, getting brutally attacked in call of duty.
"Have you checked twitter again?" He asked.
I reached for my phone from my spot on the floor.
"Yup, nothing's changed much, except some girl called stephanie wants us to buy a hamster" I almost mini barfed at the thought.
"Well you got us into this mess, so you better clean it up soon before it looses control"
He was right. I was getting tired of not being able to do interactive things on my channel because of shippers. I think it's high time I made some things known in the 'phandom'
It was almost time for my weekly younow anyway, so that was a great opportunity.
The camera was set and the twitter alert had been sent. My face appeared on the screen and was accompanied by eager walls of text in the chat window.
"Hey internet"
The livestream went as usual with some questions and answers when the topic of interest arose.
"What if Dan and Phil kissed, okay it's funny you mention that Tiffany W. For those of you who weren't aware, Phil and I had a segment on our combined channel where we read fanfics about us but it got cancelled, so instead we asked you all to send requests for things for us to do, and the majority of you guys sent in something sexual"
I paused and read the comments and several more requests were being added.
"I don't quite think you all are getting the message, Phil and I aren't going to do anything romantic so, yeah you can go on and cross that off your list, just erase it from your mental notepad filled with yaoi plots and johnlock smut"
Phil came over to the camera as well.
"Hi guys, i'm sorta crashing Dan's younow but what he's saying is relevant, we kind of got in trouble for the Phanfics videos so please no more graphic, mature stuff"
The comments were going faster as more people started to join. This time people were spamming "WHATIFDANANDPHIL KISSED" repeatedly.
"Sorry but we aren't going to do it okay, stuff like this has practically destroyed the friendship of two other youtubers who were close to not only us and each other" Phil said.
More requests were repeated, each one being some sexual act.
"Guys I understand shipping, I do it too, maybe not real life actual people, but I get the concept" I said "There are boundaries though, I personally don't mind phan shipping as long as it doesn't get in the way of other things, like it's sort of doing now"
Yet again my pleas were ignored and more spamming continued.
"You aren't listening, could you please just listen?" I asked
The requests continued.
"Okay fuck it, if you want a damn kiss-"
I grabbed Phil's shirt abruptly and pulled till our lips collided hard and rushed. The kiss didn't register until I felt him go limp under me. I pulled away and stared at an equally shocked Phil. That's when I noticed the webcam was still on.
A/N: Yup, the deed is done. Repercussions anyone? You guys can send requests too, and it can be graphic. Reviews are encouraged.