10. I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

"Lupin. Here is your Wolfsbane. Take it and leave."

"Thank you Severus."

"Yes, well, you have what you want, now get out. I have better things to look after."

Remus nodded, and turned around. Snape never was any good at being nice, but Remus knew he meant well. He was a massive teddy bear when he knew someone was in need of help. He smileed and pushed open the door, turning back to say thank you one more time. When he looked at Snape, the man had just opened his mouth.

"Do not thank me again. I've helped Lily many a time when it was her time of the month too." Snape smirked, and pushed Remus out of the door, leaving the mouse haired man in shock.