Chapter Ten

One Month To The Wedding.

Sayu: About 5 months along. I forget. Lets just go with this.

Matsuda strolled into the brightly lit café wearing a rainbow t-shirt and jeans, safe to say it screamed gay. He knew he looked hot especially his ass, these jeans fit just right on the firm globes.

"Matsuda stop your inner monologue and get over here." L said and the young cop skipped to the table and sat next to Light, who looked his boyfriend over. Yes. They finally announced they were going out and Light wasn't even trying to act straight anymore. No, instead he opted to painting his fingernails until Soichiro put a stop to it. Anyhoo.

"So when are we going to meet your friends? This Matt, Mello and Near?" Light asked.

"There coming today, though I don't know why they're coming a month early. I think Roger just wants them to get away from him, they keep asking him to buy them porno's." L said.

"Who's Roger?" Sayu asked.

"Just some grumpy old man who jacks off to bugs." Watari said and Soichiro sighed.

"Is everyone you two know sexually depraved?" He asked.

"I suppose. This girl we know, her name is Wedy by the way, she loves she-males." L said. "An another friend, a man named Aiber likes farm animals…"

"Okay lets stop talking about that crap." Awizawa growled as he felt his lunch rising in his throat.

"Fine." L agreed.

"Yeah the only sex talk I'm interested in is about Ryuzaki." Sayu exclaimed and started making out with said man.

"God damn it knock it off you two!" Soichiro yelled and Sayu pouted, pulling away.

"You're just jealous because mom won't give up anymore." Sayu said and everyone went silent as Soichiro mentally planned to go to a whore house.

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Meanwhile Rem and Ryuk were watching them in the café and were bored. "So what are we going to do now that Light can't find the Death Notes? Should we tell him where they are?" Ryuk asked.

"Hell no, let the shit suffer." Rem said.

"Are you just pissed because that Misa chick died?" Ryuk asked.

"It wasn't her time to die." Rem said.

"I don't get it, if she wasn't meant to die then how come she did?"

"It was an accident. Meteors are unpredictable so it was unforeseen that she would die." Rem answered.

"Well…that sucks." Ryuk said. "I'm bored. Let's blow some shit up."

"Fine." Rem said and they left to blow a gas station up.

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Mello sighed on the plane that Matt, Near and himself on, on their way to Japan. Even though they were a month early they just couldn't stand being around Roger anymore, the old man was pissing them off pretty bad about his love affair with those damn bugs.

"Where's Near?" Mello asked.

"I think he's jacking off in the bathroom." Matt said.

"I'm right here assholes." Near said calmly.

"Oh I didn't see you there bunny." Mello said with a smirk.

"Vas te branler!" Near shouted and continued to look out the window.

TBC

Vas te branler is French for Fuck Yourself. ^_^