Pooh Gets Hit by a Train
One day Pooh was walking across a train track. Suddenly a train appeared and he screamed when his leg got caught on the tracks. He struggled and struggled, but it was no use. The train was getting closer and closer. Pooh'z eyes widened in fear and suddenly a yellow brown blob fell out of his ass. He had shit himself. People nearby fainted from the smell. The train was even closer and Pooh started to piss himself. Then WHAM! he was hit by the train. Blood formed under the train as it kept going. People woke up and praised The Lord for killing Pooh.
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