I was asked a question which is why are my chapters so short. The answer is the story gets updated more often and I have a very short attention span for writing.
Iggy walks in- "Ok this time please don't sic Taylor on me! Please!"
Me- "Maybe."
Iggy- "Well I was just wondering why you bother writing this story if it doesn't keep your interest? Is it because you feel make a mark on the world? Something to leave behind when you're gone?"
Me- "That is the deepest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth Iggy. Ever."
- "Yeah, ditto."
Iggy and Me turn around to face - "?"
Me- "Aren't you a little lost Mr.G? Shouldn't you be in one of Schne's stories?"
Iggy- "Yeah, dude go away. Seriously. Get lost."
Me- "Iggy that really wasn't nice! You don't even know Mr.G and already you're telling him to get lost. Mr.G sorry, Iggy he doesn't think before he talks."
- "It's fine, I work with third graders remember? Anyway I was roaming the fan fictions looking for a good Hunger Games one and I happened upon yours. You know some of the Harry Potter fan fictions are really scaring."
Me- "Yep, avoid the M-rated Harry Potter fan fictions for a reason." (shiver) "Where's Nifty and Schne?"
Schne and Nifty walk in.
Schne- "We're right here. Nifty was trying to break into your email Mr.G. Unfortuently we couldn't get in... I mean I stopped her before she could break in."
- "Ummm... I'm going to ignore that and be glad you didn't break in. I mean who knows what kind of stuff you might have seen?"
Nifty- "But I was having so much fun! This story is boring. Stuck in another author's note. Hmmm..."
Me- "Oh, thanks Nifty, Iggy and I already had this discussion about my need for encouragement not insults."
Nifty- "Sorry, just being truthful. Your chapters also needs to be longer."
Schne- "Yeah, I agree with Nifty longer chapters."
Me- "You guys are so critical! I'll work on the longer chapters!"
Nifty- "I'm bored. Oooh awesome hat!" (Grabs Schne's awesome CatHat off Schne's head and runs out )
Schne- "Here we go again. Nifty! Bad character! Come back here!"
(Schne runs out after Nifty.)
- "I'd better go make sure they dont hack into my email again. Bye Marilyn!"
( makes an exit out of the authors note.)
Me- "Well I guess that just leaves you Iggy. Bye-bye!"
Iggy- "Wait what?... Oh no. You didn't."
Me- "But it's so funny!"
Iggy- "Noooooooooo!"
Taylor runs in- "Heeheeheehee IGGY!
(Taylor jumps on Iggy)
Iggy- "I'll be back!"
(Iggy runs out with Taylor chasing after him screaming randomly.)
Me- "Mua Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
Disclaimer- I'm not JP and I don't own Nifty, TheCatWith/WithoutTheHat or , no matter how much I wish I did.
Max's POV
Did those words just come out of Fang's mouth? Did he just say those beautiful things to me? And does he mean it? Or is he just saying those things because I'm pregnant and he feels it his duty to marry me? And am I ready to marry Fang? I love him with every part of myself, but would us getting married work? And there's the baby. I've kind of adjusted to the idea and I think I'm going to keep the baby, and...
"What?" said Fang, "We're keeping the baby? Does this mean you'll marry me?"
Crap. I didn't realize I said that out loud.
"No it doesn't mean yes, but it doesn't mean no either. But it does mean that no matter what happens, I'm keeping the baby." I said this firmly and with what i hoped was power and decision in my voice, when really I felt none.
I so wanted to reach out to Fang but... Well I'm not sure why I'm not saying yes, but...
Fang was waiting patiently kneeling still from his proposal, when I just suddenly realized I was never going to find anyone, birdkid or human, that would love me as much as Fang does. So I said decieded that I eould marry Fang.
"Yes." I said
"Yes what? Wait does this mean..."
Before he could finish his sentence I shut him up pretty well with the longest, deepest most intense, most passionate, most wonderful, kiss we've ever had, and he got the message.
R&R!