"So, the next gym is at Saffron, right?" asked Erika.

"Yeah, but I want to stop at the poke mart first."

"What for?"

"The poke mart from Celadon is the only one in Kanto that sells stones, and I want to buy a water stone."

"You're gonna evolve eevee?"

"Yeah, now show me the way to the poke mart because I'm totally lost."

"It's that big building right next to you."

"Why didn't you tell me before?! Let's go inside."

~

Felipe and Erika approached a salesman.

"Hi, I want to buy a water stone."

"Okay, it's going to be $4,200."

"$4,200!?!?! Are you crazy?! I can't afford that!"

"Then you can't have the stone. Elemental stones are very hard to come by you know."

Felipe and Erika exited the mart.

"Damn it! Where am I going to find that much money?"

"Why don't you find a contest that has prize money?"

"And what are the chances of me finding a stupid contest right now?" Felipe looked forward and saw an ad. It said "Come to the Great Celadon Race! Prize $4,500!"

"You gotta be kidding! That's too much of a coincidence! And the contest is today! Oh, there is a God!" said Felipe.

"That's just a stupid race that rich people make every month for some fun."

"Yeah, but I will get money! Let's go to the place!"

~

"Thank you all for coming!" said a guy with a black suit "I'm going to be the referee for this race. Let me explain the rules: You have to run all the way through Celadon City and the first person to get to the other side wins. You may run with a partner and switch half-way through the race. I you want you can run alone, but it will harder to win. You may use violence but nothing too serious!"

"We're running together Erika. This is going to be so easy!"

"Now say your name and the name of your partner if you have one and why do you want the prize money."

"My name is Felipe and this is Erika. I want to win so I can buy a water stone and evolve my eevee."

A big, muscular man stepped forward with a woman that had each breast the size of 3 watermelons put together. "My name is porn-star Harry and this is my partner porn-star Cat. We want to win so we can make the greatest porn movie ever seen! It will blow your minds away!"

"We have a winner!" yelled the referee.

"Hey! You can't do that!" answered back the crowd of people.

"I know......but at least I tried! Sorry, keep going."

A short, little kid stepped forward. "I'm schoolboy Jimmy. I need to win so I can use the money to bribe my teacher so she'll make me pass this semester!"

A fat, ugly man with a moustache said: "I'm drug-lord Tony. I must win so I can contract more employees and make more drugs."

A pale, young man stepped forward. "Hi! I'm crack-head Frank! Yes I am! I have to win so I can buy more drugs from drug-lord Tony!" He grabbed and shook Felipe "I must win! I must!"

"Okay, okay. Now stop touching me!"

Finally 2 kids appeared, one with spiky blond hair, and the other one with spiky black hair. "My name is yu-gi-oh! player Sam and this is my partner pokemon-TCG* player Mike. We want to win so we can buy more pokemon and yu-gi-oh! cards and become number one players in this city!"

"Thanks you all, now partners go to your positions half-way through the city. When your teammate reaches you, you have to high five each other. And no cheating, I will be watching!"

"Bulbasaur, you'll run with me then when we reach Erika you'll run with her. This should improve your speed."

"Saur!"

"Whoa! I thought you would be mad, but you're actually happy!"

"Bulba!"

~ 5 minutes later

"This should be enough. Runners get on your marks........get set......go!"

Porn-star Harry quickly took first position, leaving the other racers behind. Felipe with bulbasaur and yu-gi-oh! player Sam were in last place.

"Ha! This is the time for my secret weapon!" Sam reached for his pocket and took out a card. "Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon! Go get him!"

"You think a dragon is just going to appear and eat me! Hahaha!"

"I must believe in the heart of the cards!" Suddenly the card begun to shine a bright yellow.

"Holy shit! It's shining! Run, bulbasaur, run!" Felipe started to run twice as fast and left Sam behind.

Sam took out a flashlight from his sleeve. "Damn it! This trick was supposed to make him give up the race, not run faster!"

Felipe reached crack-head Frank, who was running like a monkey.

"Must smoke something! Must smoke something!" Frank said to himself.

"Hey, Frank! Why don't you try smoking that beetle over there? I bet it's as good as cocaine!"

"You sure?"

"Yeah! And beetles are free!"

"Okay!" He ran towards the beetle, grabbed it and put it into a pipe.

"He actually believed me!" Felipe kept running with bulbasaur who was laughing like a hyena.

~

"There! I can see Erika!" Felipe reached Erika and high fived her.

"Go Erika! Run like the wind!" He fell on the ground tired. "Run like the wind!!"

"Don't worry! I'll win this thing!" She begun to run, bulbasaur next to her. After Felipe couldn't see Erika anymore he got up and hit his shirt to get the dust off.

"I'm such a good liar. Maybe when I grow up I should be a motivational speaker or something!" He ran between 2 buildings. "This shortcut will help me get to the finish line before anyone!"

~

Erika quickly passed schoolboy Jimmy who was too tired to keep going. She then saw drug-lord Tony, his fat going in all directions. Erika was passing him slowly when he said:

"He you! Yeah, you girl! If you let me win I'll give you a job!"

"Get lost tubby!" she answered back. Tony got angry and tried to grab Erika but she quickly delivered a powerful kick between his legs.

"AHHHH!" screamed Tony like a little girl. He fell on the ground, "Right on the nuts......" He was unconscious now.

"Try having children now!" She kept running. The only runner in front of her was porn-star Cat. She saw Cat and begun to run harder, Erika could see the finish line now. Everyone there was staring at Cat for some reason. Erika looked at Cat and saw why. Her boobs were going up and down, up and down.

"Those perverts." She looked again at the finish line and saw Felipe. "What?! I thought he was almost dead! That bastard lied to me!" Erika's anger gave her strength to pass Cat and cross the finish line first. But she kept running.

"Why is she still running?" asked Felipe "Oh shit! She's coming towards me!" Erika jumped on Felipe, making both of them fall. She got above him and started to slap him.

"Help! Sexual harassment!" screamed Felipe.

After 10 slaps she got up, Felipe's face was covered with red hand marks.

"That's for making me think you were almost collapsing from running."

"Ow, That hurt! You're too sensitive, you know that!"

"At least I won!"

"I almost forgot! Where's my money?!" The referee approached Felipe and handed him the money.

"No! The greatest porn movie will never be made now." Cried porn-star Cat.

"Maybe I should give her the money, then I'll get a free copy of the movie!" said Felipe excitedly.

"Oh, no you won't!"

"Okay, okay! Let's go to the poke mart."

~

"Here's your stupid money. Now I want my stone." said Felipe to the salesman.

"Here you are, come again!" Felipe, Erika and bulbasaur stepped outside.

"Eevee, come out!" Eevee appeared out of the pokeball. "You sure you want to do this? You won't be able to become an eevee again."

"Eev!"

"Okay, here it goes...." Felipe touched eevee's head with the water stone , both of the begun to glow. Eevee's body absorbed the stone and after a few seconds eevee stopped glowing. A blue pokemon a little taller than eevee appeared. He had a strange face and a long tail.

"Yeah! Now I have a vaporeon! Return!"

"Are we going to Saffron City now?" asked Erika.

"Why do you keep asking me that?"

"If you don't answer me I'll kick you on the same place I kicked that guy."

"Yes, we are going to Saffron City now, ma'am! Please don't kick me!"

"I'll think about it!"

* TCG means trading card game.

NOTE: I didn't mean to offend any yu-gi-oh players, pokemon TCG players, porn-stars, schoolboys, drug-lords and crack-heads in this chapter! If I did I'm sorry!