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"OW!" Tobey yelled when they fell on the hard floor. "What the hell?"

"Where are we?" Maggie asked as she looked around the place. It was a little dark and there were men and women in there. "Oh my gosh. This is bad."

"Oh no," Dr. Two-Brains said, "I know about this event."

"What?" Tobey asked.

"I know what you mean," Ying-Ying said as she had a frightened look on her face.

"What?" Tobey repeated.

"I don;t think we'll make it out alive," Christina stated.

"WHAT?" Tobey screamed as he got their attention. "WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?"

"We're in France," Ying-Ying told him, "in the Bastille."

"So?" Tobey asked.

"This is where the bourgeoisie came and killed all of these people. No one made it out alive," Maggie told him.

"OH GOD!" Tobey yelled, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE I TELL YOU! I'M TOO YOUNG MAN, I'M TOO YOUNG!"

"Tobey!" Dr. Two-Brains yelled, "fermez la bouche!"

"Did you tell me to shut the hell up?" Tobey asked as he put his hands on his hips and glared at Dr. Two-Brains.

"He told you to shut your mouth," Maggie told him.

"You are a bad person," Tobey said as he shook his finger at Dr. Two-Brains.

Suddenly, screaming filled the air as a mob of people ran inside with flaming sticks. The people inside the Bastille began to panic and they tried to run as quickly as possible. One man who was a priest was smashed to the wall and was butchered. One woman was raped and then killled.

"If I die its on you!" Tobey yelled at Dr. Two-Brains.

"What did I do?" Dr. Two-Brains asked.

"Come on!" Ying-Ying yelled as they ran out of the Bastille.

"At least we made it out," Maggie said, "I think we'll go down in history for this."

"Why were they keeping all those people locked up in there anyway?" Tobey asked.

"Because they were talking against the revolution," Dr. Two-Brains told him.

"Oh," Tobey said, "well that's just stupid. Why is there a stu-" he was saying but Maggie clamped his mouth shut.

"You say something about the revolution and we're dead," Maggie warned him about it.

"Where is the freedom of speech?" Tobey yelled dramatically.

"Not yet produced," Ying-Ying said.

Then scene around them suddenly changed. There were not at the Bastille anymore but they were in a group with people yelling at someone. A carriage was being dragged and there was a person sitting in it.

"Oooh," Maggie said, "its Marie-Antoinette."

"Who?" Tobey asked.

"Have you ever learned history or is this new to you?" Dr. Two-Brains asked him.

"Its new to me," Tobey said, "and let me guess she's going to die isn't she?"

"Right at that," Dr. Two-Brains said as he pointed to the machine called a guillotine.

The blade from the guillotine suddenly dropped and a man held up the queen's head.

"IT'S A HEAD!" Tobey screamed.

The people suddenly looked at him like he was an alien. "Quoi?" someone said.

"What?" Tobey said, "I'm American with a British accent."

The people still looked at him with a quizzical look.

"Uh, il dit qu'il est americain avec un accent britannique," Christina told them.

"Wow," Dr. Two-Brains said, "you sound hot in that french accent."

"Seems to me like the good part of Dr. Two-Brains still has a thing for me," Christina told him.

"Baby we both have a thing for you, the good and the bad," Dr. Two-Brains told her.

"C'est amour!" Maggie said.

Suddenly the mob began to yell and they towered over the five of them.

"I told you to keep your mouth shut," Maggie told Tobey.

"Well now that it open...THE REVOLUTION SUCKS!" Tobey yelled out loud.

The mob stopped towering over them and looked at him with another confused look.

"Do you people speak anything else bu French?" Tobey asked.

"Try this," Ying-Ying said as she held out a french dictionary and Tobey skimmed through it.

"A-ha! La revolution aspire!" he said.

"Now we run," Dr. Two-Brains said as they five of them ran as quickly as they could.

"Next time if this happens again, we're going to need tape," Ying-Ying said while running. They ran inside the ally and hid there for a couple of mintues.

"We have to find that portal," Christina said.

"That's going to take ages," Tobey said, "France is huge."

"No the biggest country is Russia," Dr. Two-Brains.

"While we're debating on the biggest country we have to find that portal now," Maggie said, "let's try their palace."

"Too many stairs!" Tobey whined as they began to run through Marie-Antoine's and Louis XVI palace. One they entered they were astounded.

"Okay if I was king this would be my crib," Tobey said, "and i'll do whatever I freakin' want."

"And also help the people too," Ying-Ying said, "or if you don't then off with your head!"

"Ouch," Tobey said as he grabbed his neck.

"Come on split up guys," Christina said as they split up and looked for the portal.

After a few minutes passed Dr. Two-Brains yelled, "I FOUND IT!"

"Where the heck are you?" Tobey asked.

"In the bathroom," Dr. Two-Brains answered.

The four of them met up with him at the bathroom.

"I would totally take my time in here while taking a bath because this room is sweet," Tobey said as he looked around the bathroom.

"Oh just go in the portal," Ying-Ying said as she pushed Tobey and he fell in the portal. The all jumped inside and disappeared from France.