A/N: Mercs2Girl, thank you for helping. Also, MATURE CONTENT WARNING!1!

Three's Company

Isaac and Fiona were the only ones left in the villa. Jen and Mattias had gone out to get some work done, Ewan was out helping them and Eva was nowhere to be found. She was probably napping somewhere in her minefield of a garage. The two of them were lounging about around the front room, half a bottle of vodka on the table (from Misha's stash of course).

"So..." Fiona took a shot of vodka, waiting for a moment for the burning sensation to pass before speaking again. "I have a confession to make." Isaac turned, a brow raised curiously.

"And what's that?"

"Well… I like you. A lot actually."

"…You do realize I'm with Eva, right?" Isaac replied.

"I know, but...I'm just putting it out there, in case... in case anything happens between you two..."

"Uhuh…. So you're assuming that something will happen between me and Eva?" Isaac said.

"N-no! I was just saying that IF something happened-"

"Sure," Isaac interrupted.

"Isaac, I didn't mean to..."

"Yeah, I'm sure you didn't," Isaac said sarcastically. He then stood up from his couch.

"Where're you going?" Fiona asked.

"Does it matter to you?" Isaac replied, not looking at her. He soon was on his sports bike, slowly riding out of the villa. When he was on the main road, he sped up to about 125mph.

"Great. Now he probably hates me," Fiona thought to herself. Isaac was riding through Maracaibo, thinking about what Fiona said to him.

"If she 'likes' me, she wouldn't fucking say that when she KNOWS I'm with somebody else!" Isaac thought. "Wait, maybe that vodka is just getting to her..."

Back at the villa, Fiona was drinking another shot of vodka, when Eva came out of her garage.

"Where's Isaac?" She asked.

"He left."

"Huh? Where'd he go?"

"I don't know. All I know is that I made him leave."

"Wha? How?" Eva asked, confused.

Eva looked at her, eyes set with confusion. She sat down next to Fiona, took a swig from the bottle of vodka and looked at the red head.

"What do you mean Fiona?"

"I..." Fiona stammered, unsure of how to tell Eva without getting her own face broken in.

"Go on."

"Well...I'm going to be honest here and please, don't hurt me..."

"Why would I hurt...?"

"Just… let me finish." Fiona interrupted her. "I mean, Isaac and I are friends… but I like him more than that." Fiona cringed, waiting for a flying Venezuelan punch to hit her in the side of the head. When it didn't come, she opened her eyes. Eva was staring at her.

"All right, fine. But if you make a move towards him or anything… I swear, Fiona..."

"I promise I won't do anything!" Fiona whined, the alcohol making her a little light headed. Eva stood up.

"Good." She replied curtly, taking the rest of the bottle of booze with her back to her garage.

Fiona was still sitting on the couch when Isaac came back with an AK-47 on his back and a beer in his hand.

"Isaac, I need to tell you something." Fiona said. Isaac ignored her. "Isaac, I told Eva, and I won't try to do anything."

"Good for you," Isaac said, taking a swig of the beer in his hand. "Should I care? It's not like I would LET you try anything."

"I know, but-"

"But I honestly don't care right now. So please shut up." Isaac interrupted. He then walked out to the back of the villa. Fiona just looked at him in disbelief. Did he really say that?

Fiona went back to check on how Mattias and Jen were doing.
"How's it going?" Fiona asked into her headset.
"Just bloody fucking fantastic." Jen replied coldly.
"What now?"
"Mattias has gone amok, and used all the C4 on one building."
"Uhuh, what else is new?"
"He killed the 4 HVTs inside..."
"So? Get pictures."
"We...can't...they've been blown to ITTY BITTY PIECES!" Jen roared angrily over gunshots. Fiona cringed, yanking the ear bud out of her ear before she went deaf.

"Jesus, she doesn't need to make me go deaf," Fiona thought.

Isaac was out where the boat's were docked, drinking his beer.
"I was kind of an ass to Fiona," he thought. "BUT, I don't usually apologize to people. Eh, if she hates me, she hates me." When he finished the beer, he tossed the empty bottle into a patch of grass. He walked back into the villa to check on Eva, when Fiona stopped him at the door.

"Fiona, get the hell out of my way." Isaac said coldly
"Isaac, please listen to me," Fiona said.

"Fiona, move it.
"Isaac –"
"I SAID, get out of my WAY!" Isaac growled, shoving Fiona forward and way from him. However, she grabbed onto the sides of his arms to stay on her feet. When Isaac tried to retract his arms back, attempting to remove her, she bumped into him as she stepped forward. Or, more precisely, her lips bumped into his.

Somehow, whether it was the shock of the impact or the fact that both were slightly drunk (Fiona more than Isaac), they stayed, lip locked. Meanwhile, Eva was in her garage when she heard a commotion out front. Running to see what it was, she nearly fell when she slid to a stop at the sight before her.

Isaac pulled away from Fiona, not noticing Eva, and yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, FIONA?"

"Isaac, I'm sorry," Fiona said, and then she noticed Eva behind her. "Eva, I'm sorry… I didn't mean to-"

"SURE you didn't," Eva said, cracking her knuckles. Isaac also cracked his knuckles. He was ready to kill.

Fiona backed away slowly, her alcohol-influenced mind not helping her in this case. Luckily, Ewan had just arrived in from the back door and was heading down the stairs.
"Aye, what the hell's goin' on here?" Fiona rushed back by Ewan's side, a rush of relief flowing through her. At least someone would be here to try to help her.

"I- I accidentally kissed Isaac…" Fiona slurred.

"Accidentally? BULLSHIT!" Isaac roared.

"Spike, don't get too mad. I want to stay alive." Ewan said. Isaac walked back through the backdoor of the villa. A minute later, Isaac walked back in.

"Jesus, Fiona, I drank more than you, and I'm not nearly as drunk as you." Isaac said, calmed down.

"Fiona, you said you wouldn't make a move for Isaac, so why'd you kiss him?" Eva asked, also calmed down.

"I-I don't know. He tried to shove me out of the way, and I-I tried to stay on my feet… and…"

"I think I know what you're trying to say. As long as it wasn't on purpose, I don't have too much of a problem," Eva said.
"OK," Fiona replied. Isaac and Eva walked to the garage, Ewan walked out to the helipad, and Fiona walked to her desk.

When Eva and Isaac got back into the garage, Isaac didn't seem like himself.
"Isaac, Are you OK?" Eva asked.
"I guess," Isaac replied.
"You don't seem okay. What's wrong?"
"Well, when Fiona kissed me, I... I don't know... I think I'm starting to like her..."

Eva blinked at him, her brow furrowing. "Starting to like her?"
"Y-yeah…" Isaac stammered his eyes lost in hers.
"Really?" She put her hands on her hips skeptically. "So, who's it going to be? Me or her?"
"I..I..." Eva's frown turned to a downright glare.
"Make up your mind, but until then, get out of my garage." Isaac did what she said, starting up his motorcycle. He sped out of the garage, and rode to a boat dock. When he got there, he hid his bike in the bushes when no one was looking, and took a jet ski to the Pirate hideout.

Later...

Isaac walked back into the villa, parking his bike out by the door. He walked up to Fiona, and explained the situation. When he said that he liked Fiona, she started to blush.

Isaac walked back towards the garage, like a dog with its tail between its legs. He had come up with an idea, and he needed Eva and Fiona's approval. Dragging Fiona with him, he went into the garage.

"Eva?"

"What do you want?" Eva growled, looking up from working on the engine that was on the hoist.
"I have a..suggestion..." He looked at Fiona, then to Eva. Eva walked over, throwing her work gloves onto the floor angrily.
"What?" Eva cast a glance at Fiona.
"What if...I...I dated both of you...at the same time..."

"Wait..what?" Eva spat, looking rapidly between them.
"If you two..er...um...shared."
Eva fell silent, scowling, then glaring at Fiona. Fiona bit on her lip. If looks could kill, Isaac and Fiona would have been stabbed 10 times over. Eva went back to working on her engine.

"Eva?"
"She ignored him.
"Eva please..."
She ignored him again.

"Dammit, EVA!"
Finally she looked at him, the corner of her eye a little wet. "Fine. Do what you want. Go out with her, go out with me, whatever. Just...both of you...get out."

Isaac left again, but Fiona lingered.

"Eva, it was his idea..not mine...I mean..."
"Bitch, please...if he knows what's good for him, he'll drop you quicker than a VZ soldier."

"This'll be the second time I visit the pirates in one day. I sure hope they have some booze... Wait, they're pirates. Of course they have booze." Isaac thought to himself, starting up his motorcycle again.
Fiona was back at her desk, playing Solitaire instead of doing work.

At the Pirate HQ, Isaac was wandering around, beer in his hand, thinking about what to do.
"Maybe just leave the PMC and join the pirates..." Isaac thought. "Or go back with the Russian Mafia... But the cold in Russia... OK, that choice is out..."

Back at the villa, Eva thought about what Isaac said. Maybe it wouldn't be too bad if he did that.
"As long as he still stays with me, I guess it would be okay..." Eva thought. When Isaac came back, Eva said "Garage. Now." In the garage, Eva said "I understand that you like Fiona, and now I'm okay with that. But, there has to be rules."
"Well, what are they?" Isaac asked.
"One...we are not sharing the same bed. Ever.
Two, I don't do third wheel dates.
Three, don't sleep with her then come begging to me to do the same. Actually, Just don't sleep with her." Eva said.
"Okay, that's reasonable," Isaac said. "Also, thanks for understanding, Eva." Isaac gave Eva a hug, and went to find Fiona.

Fiona was in her room, slouching in the chair. She hoped Eva would think about Isaac's proposition. She really wanted him to herself, but she would make do with what she had.
"Fiona?" Isaac said.
"I'm in here," Fiona replied. She then thought "Oh, I hope he can be with me…"
"Eva said that as long as I follow some rules, that we can date each other."
"YES!" Fiona thought, as she jumped out of her chair, and kissed Isaac.

Fiona smiled as she kissed him deeply for the second time. Well, this time it was a real kiss, and not just an accident. She meant it this time around. She wrapped her arm around his shoulders, her lips pressed deeply to his. A good two minutes went by before she pulled away ever so slowly, and out of breath.

Isaac felt Fiona pull away and very slowly opened his eyes. He thought, "Damn...she's a good kisser.."
Fiona looked at him eagerly, a grin held on her pink lips.
"So uh...there's a few rules..."
"Yeah?" Fiona paid full attention to him.
"Eva made them...Um...one of them...I promised that I wouldn't uh...sleep with you." Fiona was disappointed when she heard that, but said,
"Well, I guess that's OK."
"Well, It's fair," Isaac said, kissing Fiona again. When Fiona pulled away from him, her fingers wound up in his hair, she smiled devilishly. "Does that include everything or just plain old sex?" She winked, pulling herself closer to his fit body, her other hand traveling down his back towards his waist.
"God, I wish we could... But Eva wouldn't be too happy..." Isaac said."
"She only said not to sleep with me," Fiona replied.
"I know but..." Isaac paused, feeling her hand grasp around his belt.
"oh come on..." Fiona whined slightly, licking her lips salaciously. "She never said you couldn't get anything else..."
"Fiona, I said no." Isaac said, taking Fiona's hand off his belt.

"Isaac, you know you want it..."

"I'll be honest, I do. BUT, I don't want to piss Eva off and risk her breaking up with me."

"But Isaac,"

"I said NO," Isaac growled. "I like you, but I don't want Eva to break up with me. We're BOTH fucking lucky that she will even let us go out. I don't want to push it."

Fiona sighed deeply, her shoulders falling, her hand returning to the comfort of the inside of her jeans' pocket.
"Who said she'd have to know, huh?"
Isaac at this point had already turned to leave from her room. Fiona watched him leave, a smile ripping across her cheeks. She could wait, she was really just trying to seduce him.

Isaac was walking out to the front of the villa, where his motorcycle was.
"Son of a bitch, she was trying to seduce me, wasn't she? Well, Fiona, MISSION. FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED." He thought to himself, getting on his motorcycle.

The next few days went by, and things were awkward between Fiona and Eva for obvious reasons that only they and Isaac knew. The other mercs were preoccupied with the job, and finally Mattias and Jen had brought Isaac with them to help the PLAV recapture the town _.

"Fiona, I know what you tried to do," Eva said.
"You do?" Fiona replied. "Did Isaac say?"
"No, I just heard him say 'no.'"
"I'm sorry..."
"I said you couldn't sleep together." Eva said. She then whispered "That only applies to actual sex."
When she said that, Fiona smiled and thought,

"Good."

"Now remember, if you do sleep with Isaac, you're BOTH dead." Eva said.

"Oh, I won't sleep with him."

"Good," Eva said. Fiona whispered something to Eva, who said, "Okay, I will." Fiona went into her room.

About an hour later, Isaac came back to the villa.

"Hey, Eva," He said, kissing Eva.

"Where's everyone else?" Eva asked.

"I don't know, I think they went to get some drinks or something," Isaac replied.

"OK. Oh yeah, Fiona wanted you to see her in her room," Eva said.

"Alright," Isaac said, walking to Fiona's room. When he got there, Fiona walked up to him and kissed him deeply.

"Hey Isaac," she said.

"Eva said you wanted to see me?" Isaac said.

"Yep," Fiona said, unbuckling Isaac's belt.

"Whoa, I said that Eva wouldn't wa-" Isaac said

"It's okay with her," Fiona said. She had a gleam in her eye, one of sexual desire and lust. She undid his jeans, falling to her knees in the process. She gently tugged on the denim, letting them fall to about his knees. Isaac grinned wearily, watching her intently.

Fiona began removing his boxers. She smiled even greater when she saw him, now in full, his entire package. She slid her hands up on his hips for grip when she began going down on him. Isaac muttered a groan, closing his eyes, mouth falling open. Fiona continued, maneuvering up and down on him, paying special attention when she passed the tip. Isaac groaned louder, reaching to hold onto her head.
"God, I didn't know Fiona could do this," Isaac thought. Fiona continued her barraging assault with her tongue to his groin, going down on him deep, and then pulling up on him. She repeated the process, each time making Isaac moan in pleasure. She wanted to prove to him that she was worth it.

"Oh god Fiona..." He whispered, fingers running through her reddish blonde hair.
She was smiling as she worked on him, sucking him harder now. He almost couldn't take it, and soon, he released, letting everything go in her mouth. She pulled up, swallowing loudly. She rose to her feet.

"Fiona... I didn't know-" Isaac said.
"Don't say a word," Fiona said, hugging Isaac deeply and kissing him. Isaac didn't care that she just sucked him off, not breaking the kiss. When Fiona pulled away, she winked, and then walked off leaving him alone with his thoughts. She once looked back at him, stopping in the doorway, thumbs hooked in her belt hoops, thinking "I bet she's never given a blow job like that."

"Holy fuck… Eva, thank you." Isaac thought, pulling his pants up.