Ok first off i wanna apologize for not updating this in quiet awhile. I was quite busy with my other Fan Fiction Loud 10 if you haven't seen that you should go check it out i thinks its really good and i think you'll all enjoy it. Anyway i hope you enjoy chapter 10, it's not that long but i hope it makes up for that in comedy.
Steven, Connie, Lincoln and Lynn were currently walking away from the Big Donut after Lori got her job there. Steven was currently showing the three around the board walk. "And this is the board walk. There's a lot of cool stuff around here like the fry shop, Fish Stew Pizza, the arcade." The young gem explained.
"Did you say Fish Stew Pizza?" Lynn asked with slight disgust.
"Oh I know it sounds gross but there pizza is really good."
"I mean the pizza kina smells like fish sometimes but otherwise not so bad." Connie added.
"I'm down for pizza later if you guys are." Lincoln said.
"Awesome! But first I gotta show you guys the best place in the boardwalk." Steven then shot straight forwards with the other following close behind. Steven and the group finally stopped when Steven stood under a sign and held his hands out. "WELCOME TO FUN LAND!"
"Oh, cool an amusement park!" Lynn said.
"Wait, Steven I thought you were banned from Fun Land?"
"Ah mister smiley lifted my ban when me and the gems saved the ocean."
"What were you banned for Steven?" Lincoln asked.
"Hehe, funny story actually. Me and the gems came here on one of there days off and we rode the tea cups and I may have gotten motion sick and fell of leading to the tea cup ride breaking and various parts of the ride fell and destroyed parts of the board walk."
Lincoln and Lynn's eyes widened as Steven told his story. "Dude, you got motion sick…on the tea cups?" Steven shyly nodded his head in response. "Wow…that's definitely something." Lynn deadpanned.
"Eh don't feel bad Steven our sister Leni always gets into a daze when she rides in the van and Lori also gets motion sick easy."
"Oh ok. Well let's stop standing here and go in I can't wait to show you guys all the awesome rides…besides the teacups."
The four friends then went into Fun Land and were immediately greeted by Fun Land's owner Mr. Smiley. "Hey Steven and Connie." He greeted his usual giant smile.
"Hey Mr. Smiley." The two said in unison.
"And your Lincoln and Lynn Loud right the new kids on the block?"
"Yep." The Loud kids said in unison.
"Well its great to finally meet you. Welcome to Fun Land! Hey are any of your other sisters with you, mainly the funny one or the spooky one?"
"Nah Luan and Lucy are still at the house unpacking." Lynn explained.
"Ah that's too bad I was gonna invite them to our comedy club and poetry slam we have every Friday at the house. Well do me a favor and give them these flyers." Mr. Smiley then handed Lincoln and Lynn a flyer for Beach City's comedy club/poetry slam.
"Sure thing Mr. Smiley." The kids said in unison.
"Great! Now why don't you kids head in remember there's never a shortage of fun in Fun Land."
The group then entered Fun Land and Lincoln and Lynn Looked in awe at everything that was there. There were roller coasters, an arcade, carnival games and food carts. Lincoln and Lynn had stars in there eyes at everything they saw.
"Woah this place is awesome!" Lynn shouted.
"You got that right sis, this place puts dairy land to shame."
"What's dairy land?" Steven asked.
"Hey I remember that place!" Connie added.
"I was hoping you would. Dairyland is the amusement park by my town, its pretty much a theme park with a barnyard theme with cows being the main focus."
"Wow that sounds so cool!"
"Yeah but look at this place. Arcade, food, roller-coasters and other rides. I think I'm already getting used to Beach City."
However just as Lynn finished talking a crowd of screaming people ran passed the four in a panic.
"Woah what was that all about?" Lincoln asked.
"Oh boy I think I know what's going on." Steven realized.
"Onion?" Connie asked.
"Onion."
"Onion?" The loud kids asked in unison.
Just then Mr. Smiley ran up to the four with a concerned look yet he still had his smile. "NOT AGAIN!"
The four looked in front of them and saw Onion holding two cotton candy's that were on fire. Steven and Connie simply sighed while Lincoln and Lynn had shocked expressions.
"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT KID DOING?!" Lynn shouted.
"Oh its just Onion being Onion." Steven explained.
"You mean this is normal for him?!" Lincoln asked.
"Believe it or not, yes." Connie explained.
Mr. Smiley then grabbed a fire extinguisher a ran towards Onion. As Onion was about to hold the flaming candy to the roller coaster he was blasted by stream of white foam that put out his make shift torches. He looked up and saw Mr. Smiley looking at him with an extremely angry look but still with his giant smile. Mr. Smiley then point his finger towards the exit. Onion got up and walked out of Fun Land with a blank expression.
"He tried to set the roller coaster on fire on you're the one who got banned?!" Lynn asked.
"Actually, Onion's been banned multiple times but he always manages to get back in somehow."
"Yeah my mom always tells me to stay away from him."
"I can see why he seems pretty…not right." Lincoln added.
"Yeah…did he even have ears?" Lynn asked.
"Well let's just try to have fun in Fun Land instead of trying to solve the mystery of Onion. Trust me many of tried but all of failed."
Onion was currently walking down the board walk passing the fry shop and Fish Stew Pizza. Onion then heard arguing from unfamiliar voices and turned the corner. Onion saw Lola and Lana with Lion arguing over something.
"I SAID HE WANTS A MAKE OVER!"
"AND I SAID HE WANTS TO PLAY IN THE MUD!"
The twins continued to argue unaware that Onion was heading towards them. Onion then walked up to the two at put one hand on the twin's shoulder as they stopped arguing and looked at Onion.
"Um who are you?" Lola asked.
"Hey I remember this kid from the party. It's Onion, right?"
Onion nodded his head in response.
"I thought so. So, what's up?"
Onion simply shrugged his shoulders in response.
"You don't talk much do ya kid?" Lola deadpanned.
Onion shook his head.
"So is there any way you can tell us what's going on…Sharad's maybe?" Lana suggested.
Onion then put his finger to his chin and thought about. Onion finally decided and proceeded to make a bunch of wild movements with his fingers and body. Lola looked really confused while Lana scratched her chin in thought. Meanwhile Lion was licking himself not paying much attention.
"What the heck is that supposed to mean?"
"OH I GOT IT! You went to the amusement park, lit a couple of cotton candy on fire and tried to set the roller coaster on fire but got kicked out." Lana deduced.
Onion smiled and touched his nose and pointed at Lana and nodded his head.
Lola's mouth gapped while Lana crossed her arms and nodded confidently. "Ok first of all, what the heck you did all that! And second of all, how did you get all that from those random motions?"
"Come on Lola it was pretty obvious."
Onion then pulled out a crowbar from seemingly no where and headed off in the opposite direction.
"Hey where you going?" Lana asked.
"And where'd you get that crowbar?!"
Onion then looked back at the twins and made more movements.
"Lana, translation?"
"He say's he's gonna try and sneak back in and rob the arcade. I'm not sure kid that's a pretty big task sure you can handle it?"
Onion simply shrugged his shoulders.
"Hm I think you could use some help. I have some experience with tools and being in places I shouldn't be in."
"Lana why would you wanna help a random kid you just meet rob an arcade?"
"Eh sounds fun, plus it's not like we have anything better to do."
"Ok true. I'm coming to."
"Pfft what are you gonna do?"
"I'M COMING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"
Lana and Onion flinched and repeating nodding their heads.
"Good. Besides were gonna need disguises and I'm just the girl to make them."
"Oh boy I don't like the sound of that."
Onion nodded in agreement.
30 MINUTES LATER
Lola and just finished using her make up kit and various clothing items to disguise Lana and Onion. Onion was now wearing a white shirt, red tie, black suit and had a fake mustache as well as a bowler hat. Lana was now wearing a seafoam green shirt and skirt with a white flower in her hair.
"I feel so stupid." Lana deadpanned.
Onion simply twirled his mustache.
"Oh you two look adorable. So, what's the plan?"
"Ok first me and Onion will use our disguises to get into to Fun Land without Mr. Smiley knowing it's us. Then we get into the arcade where me and Onion will break open the machines and steal all the quarters. Then we run out of the place where you and Lion will be waiting for us to make a get away."
"But what if you get caught?"
Onion then pulled out a bat and held it threatingly.
"Eh I'm more partial to golf clubs myself but that'll work. NOW GO MAGOTS THAT'S AN ORDER."
Lana and Onion jumped at Lola's outburst and started running in the other directions. The two then found themselves at Fun Lands entrance and proceeded to walk into the amusement park but…
"HOLD IT!" Onion and Lana flinched as they saw Mr. Smiley walking towards them with a suspicious expression. "Have I seen you two before?"
"Uuuuuh no sir just your ordinary tourist looking to have some fun at Fun Land hehehe."
"Hmmmmm…well alright then you two have fun." Mr. Smiley waved to the two and walked off.
Lana breathed a sigh of relief "Well that was easier than I thought."
Steven, Connie, Lincoln and Lynn were all currently walking around Fun Land with various food items and plushies in their hands. "Is this place great or what?!" Steven asked.
"Yeah the roller coaster was awesome!" Lynn exclaimed.
"Yeah it's nice to finally enjoy the roller coaster without being trapped in a bubble."
"Sorry about that again Connie."
"Oh don't worry about that day did end up being really cool."
"Hey why are Lana and Onion outside of the arcade in that strange get up?" Lincoln question as he pointed towards the two. The others turned their attention to Lana and Onion, who had just put on ski mask, heading into the arcade with various tools.
"Wow when did Onion get so dapper?"
"And why is Lana dressed like that?" Lynn asked.
"…Lola." The loud kids deadpanned.
"And what are they doing with all those power tools and burlap sacks?"
"I sense a very long talk with our parents in the future." Lincoln said as Lynn nodded in agreement.
Lana and Onion had just entered the arcade with the former holding a drill and the latter holding a crowbar. "Ok what do we hit first?" Onion then pointed to a game 'Meat Beat Mania' "Ok I'll unscrew it with the drill, you use the crowbar to take off the sides and we dump the quarters into the bag, got it?" Onion nodded his head. Lana then went to the panel of the machine and began to unscrew the screws, Onion then pried open the panel. The two blonds then saw a bucket filled to the brim with quarters. "Payday here we come." Lana then held out the sack as Onion dumped the quarters into it.
Unknown to the two Steven, Connie, Lincoln and Lynn were watching everything they were doing. "Uh shouldn't we do something about this?" Lincoln asked.
"Nah, cue Mr. Smiley in 3, 2, 1."
Just then Mr. Smiley came running into the arcade. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Lana and Onion jumped and look back and saw Mr. Smiley at the entrance staring down the two. "It's the fuzz BOOK IT!" Lana then grabbed the sack of quarters with Onion grabbing the tools as they ran past Mr. Smiley and headed towards the exit.
"YOU KIDS GET BACK HERE?!"
"You're sure we shouldn't get involved?" Lynn asked.
"I'm sure they'll be fine."
Lana and Onion were currently making a run for the exit with Mr. Smiley following behind. The two finally reached the exit and saw Lola and Lion filing her nails. "What happened?"
"We…got caught…gotta make a break for it."
"You two got caught already? Ugh, amateurs, alright get on." Lana and Onion proceeded to climb up onto Lion. "Ok Lion book it!" Lion then reared back and shot off straight forwards just before Mr. Smiley caught up to them.
"Ooooooh I don't know who those hooligans were but when I find out they are big trouble, and their little lion to…wait isn't that Steven's?"
Just then Steven, Connie, Lynn and Lincoln left fun land and saw Lana, Lola and Onion getting away on Lion.
"Welp our twin sisters and your lion are all criminals now good job everybody." Lynn said sarcastically.
"Ah don't worry about it, now come on there's still so much of Beach City to see." Steven then proceeded to run off.
"Were seriously just going to ignore this?" Lincoln deadpanned.
"Well if there's anything I've learned since meeting Steven is to just roll with things and accept them. Now come on slow pokes we can't let him have all the fun to himself." Connie then ran after Steven with Lynn and Lincoln following close behind.
Well i hope you all enjoyed that. Anyway a quick announcement, I will be mainly focusing on my story Loud 10 then this. I actually have a story and a bunch of ideas for that on while this is just gonna be a fun side project full of misadventures. But i promise i will keep this story updated for those of you who really enjoy it. Anyway stay tuned for the next chapter.
