"This is Yoh Asakura. I am very pissed that not only am I a gay little goody-two shoes, but I gave up my chance to rule the planet so I could save that dumbass Ren, who likes to elope with Horohoro and Chocolove! I COULD HAVE MADE THE WORLD FULL OF CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!"
"I love vanilla, too!"
Report 2
"I am Anna. First of all, I am actually one of the sweetest girls in SK. Second, I like to molest that dumb pink-haired girl if she buys the 'Toryo' Tuna instead of the 'Tokyo' Tuna. PLEASE MAKE LOVE WITH YOURE ENEMIES!"
"And how!"
Report 3
"I am Tao Ren, snottiest yet hottest guy in Shaman King. I like milk too much to let Pirika use any of it on her milk. I ALSO HAVE HAD A HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD AND I WILL PROBABLY HAVE A HORRIBLE FUTURE!"
"Milk?"
Report 4
"This is Horohoro, who was given the shit name of Trey. I mean, Manta says I come here with his lunch, but the little punk's neck was already snapped in fuckin' half! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLL!"
"FLCL!"
Report 5
"Mellorine! Mellorine! Mellorine! Mellorine! Mellorine! Mellorine! Mello-wait, am I supposed to say something important?"
"A big round of applause for Ryu, everybody!"
Report 6
"I am Dr. Faust the 8th. I'm crazy and touched in the head! Pass me the ketchup, I think I'll go to bed! ………No, seriously. WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' KETCHUP?"
"Dunno…" (Grabs a bottle of ketchup and breaks it against the wall.)
Report 7
"I am Hao and I am proud to be gay!"
"Woo-hoo! Gay power!"
Report 8
"Uh…my name is Monta and I have something to say! I WANT TO BE A SHAMAN! I'M PRETTY IMPORTANT, BUT I DON'T GET A SINGLE FREAKIN' SPIRIT PERSON TO DO OVERSOUL WITH! IT DRIVES ME MMMMMMMMMMAAAAADDDDDDD!"
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