Bonding Chapter 10: The Park, a twilight fanfic

Chapter Ten

Bella P.O.V

I got into my Queen outfit. Lucky for Alice she saw this all in advance and got everything for us. Unlucky for me, because once again I was going to make a fool of myself. I walked downstairs and Alice handed me a grey coloured wig and a crown.

"Thanks Alice," I said sarcastically, and then Emmett and Jasper came downstairs in trench coats. They really love their trench coats. But I was glad Emmett was wearing a trench coat because it would be embarrassing seeing Emmett like that when I hadn't even seen Edward that way.

"Let's go," Emmett grumbled angrily.

"Which park are we going to?" I asked Alice curiously.

" Bogachiel State Park," (A/N: By the way this is a real park in Forks I looked it up and everything, aren't you guys proud of me.) She said turning to me with a scary smile. She is up to something I thought to myself.

We all turned and walked out into the car, Emmett and Jasper glaring at Alice. But for Emmett it just looked funny because his face was painted in blue and pink. We drove for a couple of minutes, then got out and saw posters. They said Animal Exhibition on today in Bogachiel State Park. Alice always had to have a crowd when embarrassing us doesn't she? I thought for a second before running off into the park remembering the quicker I did this the less likely I will have to shop.

"Ok Emmett, Jasper you have to go at human speed because of Bella," Alice said turning to them. They were jogging next to me. We came into the park and there were hundreds of people. I didn't know Forks had this many people. Oh crap I remembered I have to get going. I ran into the park and started yelling,

"I am the Queen of the centipedes all shall bow down to me." God this was so embarrassing. People thinking this was part of the entertainment started clapping which drew a bigger crowd, a few people actually started bowing down to me. I will kill Alice. I ran over to Alice, Emmett had already finished his dare but Jasper was still going. Emmett was reading his envelope and thank god he had his trench coat on. I heard something earlier about a mistaken sausage, hmmm……… I wonder.

Emmett P.O.V

Bella had taken off and started her thing so I realized I had to start otherwise suffer the wrath of Alice and shopping. I shed my trench coat, put on my fairy wings and grabbed my wand from Alice who looked like she was about to fall over laughing.

"You're going to pay for this you know Alice," I said glaring at her, her smile dropped and she went into a vision and her face was blank, when she came out of it her face turned into a look of horror. Obviously she just saw what I am planning for her. With that I turned and ran off and begin my dare, I started screaming,

"I am a fairy princess," Everyone turned and looked at me, a group of people who were showing the animals came over to. I saw a hyena and went up to it and yelled,

"I'm a fairy princess," It just looked at me strangely then bit something it thought looked like a sausage (A/N: Use your imagination people!) and of course my skin being like granite it stopped right away. But I heard gasps from the audience and whispers,

"That must have hurt a lot, poor guy."

"Serves him right for messing u our good time."

"He is crazy." Then I recognised one,

"Emmett remember that is supposed to hurt," Jasper said looking over to me from his crowd of people. Oh yeah that would have put a normal person in a lot of pain. I bent down holding my private area and grimacing. I decided I should really put a show in it and crawled away until I got to the woods where Alice was hiding watching us all. I put back on my trench coat and listened to the end of Jasper's song. Alice then handed me my next envelope and I started reading.

Jasper P.O.V

Emmett and Bella had both gone and started their things so I got my speakers and said them up, Alice had insisted on making it as loud as possible. I took off my trench coat and when people saw a beautiful boy cross-dressing they decided to come see what was happening. I looked over to see Emmett getting his sausage bitten by a hyena, and let me tell you a hilarious sight. I saw that he didn't look like he was in any pain so I reminded him. Then I took a deep breath then started to sing,

I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

By This time a huge crowd had gathered to watch, I was kind of having fun by the end of this. Not that I would ever admit that to Alice. I took my bows and walked over to Alice seeing that Bella and Emmett were already with her. She handed me my next envelope and I read over it.

"Huh," Was all I could get out.

Author's Note: So what did you think? I thought maybe Emmett getting bitten by a hyena was a bit cruel but I decided to go for it. Please Review and I really need suggestions; I'm not sure what they should do next. Anyways I'll try to update soon.