Ariana Swig:

Drip

AGHG! My sink will NOT stop leaking and it is driving me NUTS!

"CALL THE PLUMBER THEN IDIOT!" That, my friend, was the jerkiest guy ever. AKA: My neighbor.

"SHUT UP!" And of course, he's the one that comes up with the solutions.

I spinned in my chair until I spinned to the phone. I picked it up and started to spin again. Hey, don't judge me, it was fun. I dialed in the number.

Ring

Ring

Ring

"Hello?"

"Um," I checked the plumbing card, "is this Leo Valdez"

"Yes"

"I need a plumber"

"Okay, what's your adress?"

"555 Oasded street"

"TELL EVERYBODY I'M ON MA WAAYYYYYYY"

I hung up, my plumbers apparently a loon.

Ding Dong

He's here already? I opened the door. Leo looked like a latino elf...

"Leo McShwizzle Valdez at your service." Okayyyyy...

"GIMME BACK MA KEYS LEO!" A man yelled. I looked behind Leo's shoulder to see a guy with raven windswept hair that looked really soft.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE!" The one and only jerky neighbor said. His name sounds jerky, I mean, who in their right mind names their son Berk?

"The plumbers, idiot."

"Oh"

"Yeah, oh" I mimicked.

"Sorry to intrude the little scene, but can you show me where the problem is?"

"LEO GIMME BACK MA KEYS!"

"I need a ride back!"

"YOU LIVE ACROSS THE STREET!"

"Oh yeah..."

"Anyways... My sink is dripping and annoying the hell out of me."

Leo walked past me and turned the knob, "You just needed to turn the knob off."

"PERCY! LEO!" A girl shouted from- across the street. So Percy is the hunk's name...

"COMING!"

"Wait- Percy?" He looked towards me, "Call me"

"Taken."

"HAHA!"

"SHUT IT BERK!"

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Okay, so I just watched, "The Perks Of Being A Wallflower" AND IT'S MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE! Sam and Charlie are now one of my OTP's. If you haven't watched it, watch it. Wow, I'm a walking ad. Anyways, Now I feel sad because there are barely any people writing fanfictions for the book or the movie *Pouts*

-The Author That Shall Not Be Named