OFF: Here is the newest entry!
A short one... but hopefully, it should still prove funny.
Enjoy!
Spyro dies a lot in Legend of Spyro
Easily avoided pits
The purple dragon continued to walk forward. That was all he could do and if he stopped, he would most probably freeze.
He hated Dante's Freezer, that was a fact. Cold, full of those creepy creatures and machinery, ice statues that suddenly came to life to attack him, and, of course, the hordes of angry apes who just wouldn't leave him alone. True, this was one of Cynder's main fortresses and one of the places where one of the Guardians was locked but still... did they really need to build their fortress in such a cold place?
Well, at least, the place was easy to get through. Search each side by the ravine, area by area, following the path, using the bridges to cross each time. Simple enough, alright.
Spyro brought his left paw downward, feeling the stone underneath his claws as he brought his frame off the ice, beginning to climb the stairs of yet another bridge. The stone was just as cold as that stupid snow and brought him no comfort, the only advantage being that he wouldn't slip and faceplant on that surface... what little advantage it was.
Suddenly, for no apparent reason other than to annoy him, Sparx begun to circle his head quickly, making panicked gestures. What did he want again? Bah! He'll just move on. If he ignore him, he'll most probably shut up.
Spyro's gaze remained locked on the other side as he continued to walk forward, never stopping, determined to reach his next destination. No way he was backing down, letting himself freeze here!
But as he absent-mindly continued his march, Spyro suddenly felt... strangely light. He lifted one paw and twirled it around, no longer feeling the cold of the stone. On what had he stepped?
Spyro looked down... and realized that he had just stepped off the edge of the broken bridge and into empty air.
"AAAAIIIIIIIIEYAAAAAH!"
As gravity had its way with our poor, attention-deficient hero, Spyro shrieked at the top of his lungs...
BAAAAM!
... and with a mighty splat, said purple hero was painfully reminded that it was the sudden (and life-denying) stop at the end, not the fall itself, that hurts.
Sparx looked down, nodding to himself as he observed the result for a moment before yelling: "Hey Spyro! Turn out your attempt at cliff-diving was a SMAAAAAASH-ing failure!"
GAME OVER
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