Chapter 10: Indescribable Randomness

Believe it or not, I'm back! You can go ahead and skip the author's note, because I've got a lot of explaining to do. Yes, I had another super long writer's block. But during it I found out I inherited A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder) from my dad, which explains why I have such terrible procrastination problems (thanks a lot dad) and it's the type where in certain areas I don't self start very well sometimes (writing unfortunately being one of them). Plus, school started, ugh how I hate it… That, plus that fact that I'm moving to a new house this month (at least it's only about a mile away from where I am now) just makes it rather hard for me to focus on FanFiction. Nonetheless, I have returned, and hopefully with this update I will have broken though and be able to update more frequently again. Oh, and I'd also like to thank you all for over 50 reviews! It means a lot to me. Okay I think I've blabbed on enough, enjoy the chapter!

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Yoshi: Man, exercising sucks.

Kirby: No, I'm the one who literally sucks. But yeah, I hate it.

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Sonic: But, but, but exercise includes running!

Kirby: Yeah, and?

Sonic: So in other words you guys hate running! How dare you!?

Yoshi: Not all of us are living sport cars you know. :p

Sonic: Perhaps not. Still, I just can't fathom the fact that some people resent super fast locomotion!

Kirby: What the heck is wrong with not wanting to be speedy?

Sonic: EVERYTHING! Well, at least you guys aren't terribly slow. I mean, look at Ganondorf, that guy couldn't catch a snail stuck in molasses!

Yoshi: Maybe, but if he does catch you, you can kiss that blue butt of yours goodbye!

Sonic: Oh please, that slowpoke? I could outpace him blind.

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Ganondorf: Perhaps you would like to repeat yourself?

Sonic: 0.0 Oh uh hey G-dorf ol' buddy!

Ganondorf: You incompetent hedgehog. Normally I just ignore such joking, but you've crossed the line.

Sonic: Oh yeah! Well, well, I'm not scared of you!

Ganondorf: Oh really? Not even if I had a…giant squirt gun?

Sonic: 0.o You wouldn't.

Kirby: Get him Ganondorf!

Yoshi: Yeah, Sonic's greatest weakness!

Sonic: Stay out of this you pompous freaks!

Ganondorf: Prepare yourself hedgehog.

Sonic: AHHH! I MUST FLEE!

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Ganondorf: Ha, run while you can little pest.

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Ike: Dang it, why does everyone keep stealing my line!?

Kirby: Because it sounds funny. :)

Ike: I'm not asking you.

Yoshi: You sort of did.

Ike: Oh forget it! I'm going to go eat something…

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Kirby: I'm kinda hungry myself. Care to join me Yoshi?

Yoshi: Sure.

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Waluigi: It's WA-LU-I-GI TIME! Who wants to talk to Waluigi?

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Lyn: Hmm, Marth suggested I check this chatroom thing out. So, who's out there?

Waluigi: Wahaha, a fellow Assist Trophy! Waluigi is so happy!

Lyn: Um, hello there! You must be that purple guy.

Waluigi: Not just any purple guy, Waluigi is the purple guy!

Lyn: Okay…

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Isaac: What's up guys?

Lyn: Not much.

Waluigi: Alright! Waluigi has audience! Now I shall quote random YouTube Poop lines!

Isaac: YouTube what?

Waluigi: DO A BARREL ROLL! DINNER! MOAR KRABS!

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Crazy Hand: NO, NO, NO! Not even I, Crazy Hand, will tolerate this nonsense!

Waluigi: Wait, no don't! Waluigi just got a new laptop!

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Crazy Hand: Ah, now that I've settled with that idiot, it's MESSAGE SPAMMING TIME!

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Master Hand: No you shall not.

Crazy Hand: Oh come on bro. No, don't you dare. AHHH!

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Master Hand: Goodness my credit card bill is going to be huge if I have to keep buying new laptops… But I'd rather do that then have to deal with my annoying brother's constant online presence!

Lyn: Um, okay?

Master Hand: Since I have some free time, I shall give a long, boring, unentertaining speech of no importance.

Lyn: Yes, uh, as fun as that sounds, I have to um, eat chocolate mousse or something.

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Isaac: Yeah, what she said.

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Master Hand: Oh well. Now where was I? Ah yes, long boring speech.

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WingedFish: Sorry Master Hand, but we're out of time for this chapter.

Master Hand: Wait, what? Who are you?

WingedFish: Bye!

Master Hand: Wait I didn't get to start-

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WingedFish: Oh how I love breaking the forth wall…

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Hurray for going into double digit chapters for this FanFiction! Yep, some more of the Assist Trophies have joined the chatrooms! Sure they had a very brief moment, but hopefully I'll cook up some ideas for them later. And notice the "pecking order" that happened at the end? I think that idea came up due to me thinking about chickens (I'm going to get a small flock of them next spring, I have strange interests). So anyway, I apologize to all for my unprecedented hiatus, hope you'll forgive me. Until next time my readers!

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