A/n: Merry late X-mas you guys!


New years.

The one time of year that people are nice. I know what you guys are thinking, "Isn't that Christmas?"

Well it may be like that in your town, but in mine people are rude as hell at Christmas. Christmas in Shelby is all about assholes. Assholes gotta spend so much on their "darling" kids und then the little assholes are like "NO! WHERE'S MY IPOD? I WANTED A IPOD TOUCH! YOU SAID YOU'D GET ME ONE!" Then the parents gotta take it back the next day and wait in huge lines to get their money back. The lines are bitches cause all the staff in the store are over at customer service. They don't care about the people who want to buy just food and go home. I was stuck waiting for a cashier for over 10 minutes a few years ago and you cannot tell me the lines got any better.

I stood in my kitchen, making almond butter stolen. It was one of my favorite recipes from my aunt. Since she couldn't spend Christmas with me, I thought I would send her a loaf or two.

The only one who was actually home beside me was Ivan. The other two had gone to Treto's house. Apparently, he wanted to show them something.

I heard someone ring the doorbell.

'ring ring'

Knowing who it was, I wasn't going to get the door.

I popped my head into the living room where Russia was watching tv.

"Nee nee bruder, could you get the door please?" I asked nicely

He nodded and got up.

As soon as the door opened I heard a scream.

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

I laughed. It was my friend Sam. She had gotten back for the day.

I ran over and hugged her, which seemed to calm her down a bit.

"I missed you!" She said, "You never answered my e-mails. I was lonely."

"Sorry Schwester. I was kept very busy." I signaled her to follow me

I was about to walk into kitchen when I heard another scream. I turned around to see Sam being touched by Francis. There was one problem. Sam didn't have a big chest and she was sensitive about it.

I grabbed my flagpole that was sitting against the wall and began smacking
France with it. He immediately stopped. I wacked him again.

"Don't ever touch her. Got it?"

Francis shook in fear.

"Guten!"

As I walked back into the kitchen I said in a whisper tone,

"Cuz' if you ever do it again, I'll tie you up and cut you with my knifes. Then I'll watch you bleed to death."

I giggled. Such thoughts made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Hahaha

Then I went back to cooking. After about ten minutes I happened to glance out the window. I went back to cooking, but then I came to my senses. I looked out the window to see...England's flying mint bunny? What the fuck?

"What the hell?" I murmured

I ran into the living room and to the front door.

"What's the matter?" Francis und Sam asked

"I saw a flying mint bunny!"

Francis gave me a confused look, but Sam screamed.

"Oh my god!"

We both walked onto the porch even though it was about 10°F (or about -12°C) and freezing cold.

There on my porch was an other box and Flying mint bunny.

"So you're the one that brings my friends..."

The mint bunny smiled and disappeared.

"Oh my god..." Sam said

"I know.."

I began to drag the box into the house. France and Russia came out from the kitchen to see what we were doing. I began to read the manual.

"...Italy?"

"Oh my gosh!" Sam giggled "Italy is so cute!"

Because I was bored, I didn't put any extra precaution in to opening the box. The freaking box must have been glued and nailed. I tried my hardest to get it open but it wouldn't work, so I went to the closet and grabbed the crow bar. Even then it was hard to open, but I got it.

I was waiting for an Italian to come out, asking for pasta. I didn't get one though.

"OH MY GOSH!" I said

"Sooooo cute!"

I got Chibitalia.

"..." he didn't say anything.

Mein gott I probably looked like a pedo.

"I'm Anya. I'll be your big sister from now on."

Chibitalia looked up at me.

"Do you have any pasta?"

That's when I had to think. Did I have any noodles or sauce? Yes I did!

"Not off hand, but we could make some I guess..."


Later that day as I made pasta for the little glutton, I finally started to think about Chibitalia. He ate a lot. He was still a kid. And there goes all the money I get to buy food...

I didn't have a lot of money at that moment either. I was flat broke because of buying Christmas stuff and buying junk food for New years. I didn't think to buy Sam a present, considering I thought that She was going to be at college for Christmas and New years...


At 8pm Sam got ready to go. She had a very long drive back to campus and she wanted a head start. It made me sad to see her go so early.

As she was about to go out the door, I stopped her.

"Hey, I forgot your Christmas present." I said

I told her to wait. Then I went to my room, grabbed the biggest ribbon I could find from my closet and tied it on Chibitalia. At last I ran (with Chibitalia in my arms) back.

I set him down in front of her. She looked confused. I simply smiled. Hey I could be nice for once.

"Well aren't you going to go and take your present with you?" I said after she didn't say anything for a few minutes.

Her eyes widen. It reminded me of the look she gave my aunt when she said that she could live with us. That felt like it happened yesterday...

"You're giving him to me?"

I nodded and I was glomped. She was nearly screaming with joy.

"OH MY GOSH! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!"

"G-glad you liked it. Can you get off? I'm suffocating."


A/n: sorry for being late. I was taking a vacation from this and writing. Don't expect another chapter this month, I'm taking it easy and thinking up other stuff. This wasn't beta read...so yeah...I haven't heard from my beta since early December and I'm getting kinda nervous...

Hetalia belongs to Himaruya-san and all of his awesomeness.