A/N: Turns out my grandma does have word on her computer! Haha...anyways, I hope you enjoy this, it's kind of funny, but it has a lot of explaining in it as well. But I'm super excited with the fact that if my calculations are correct, we're about to reach fifty reviews! Yay me! Yay us! So-

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"Hmm, what a humble home you have here Mr. Smith," Tamaki says while looking around our four bedroom apartment for a seven ½ family.

"Thank you Tamaki," Dad says while setting the food on the table and heading towards his room.

"It's not a compliment," I mutter as I see him walk away.

"Yes…very interesting," Kyoya says picking up Shelly's bow and examining it.

"You just have nothing nice to say don't you," I say looking up at the tall, mysterious man. He smirks down at me and I advert my eyes, slightly scared.

"Girls, can you please clear off the table," Dad calls out. I look at Monica and Macy who are on the couch; Shelly and Izzy are in their room showing Honey and Mori around, I'm pretty sure the twins are snooping around Macy and my room, while Haruhi, Kyoya and Tamaki are snooping around everywhere else. And Mom, well Mom she's probably in the bathroom. I look back towards Macy and Monica.

"Littles, Dad said to clear off the table," Monica says loud enough for the girls to hear, but quiet enough for Dad not to hear.

"No he didn't he said 'Girls!'" Izzy says walking out so that we can see that she's not afraid of her, or any of us. Well, no I think she's afraid of Macy and me, or at least has a healthy respect.

"You're a girl aren't you?" Macy asks with a raised eyebrow.

"But—,"

"But nothing, you and Shelly get started and we'll join in after we put our stuff away," I say taking off my coat and shoes. I look at Mac and Mon and they pick up what I'm putting down, then I look towards Tamaki, Kyoya and Haruhi. "Don't ruin our house. Haruhi, you're in charge,"

"What! Why not me?" Tamaki says hurt.

"Because you destroy things!"

"I didn't destroy anything today!"
"What do you want a sticker?"

"Yes, preferable gold and in a shape of a star!"

"Idiot!" all three of us walk past the dinning room table and the stove to the small hallway, then Mon goes to the left and we go to the right. I walk through the doorway knowing the twins are in there, because Macy and I never leave the door open.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Mac says slightly loud. Of course, the twins have our bras on their heads like ears, I think Stitch did that at the end of his movie.

"This is just so fun!" Hikaru says. "I've always wanted to do this but always decided against it because it seems juvenile—,"

"It is juvenile!"
"But it's worth the immaturity!" the two say in unison.

"Take them off, in five seconds; Or. I. Will. Kill. You," Macy says in a deadly serious voice. I think now is a good time to explain my family. Macy and I are blood sisters. Our parents were never married but they were together for a little over three years, Dad was sixteen and Mom was eighteen, Mom had just turned twenty when she had Mac, and then she was twenty one when she had me. So Mac and I are Douch twins. Between 9-16 months apart. When I was a year Mom and Dad broke up, three years later Dad met Melanie, they got married a year after that, but she already had two kids of her own who are both mixed with black and white. Monica, who's two years older than me, and Emily, who's four months older than me, Em's not here because she started acting up before high school so she got sent to a boarding school. In New York. Where there's no parents. Or relatives. Please, God, if there's any sense in this, please, show me a sign! Wait, don't do that, you make a joke out of my life!

Anyways, Dad and Melanie then had Izzy, two years after they got married, then had Shelly a year later, so their Douch twins too. Now, on to appearances. Mom is a fourth native American so she has long curly hair that goes down to her mid back, she's a dark brown with a red undertone, with big brown eyes, and a large white smile. She's actually quite beautiful. Macy is just as pretty, if not, prettier. She has light skin though, although both of us do actually. Macy is a shade or two lighter than butter scotch, her hair a light brown that gets pretty red in the son, and she has these big brown eyes like Mom's only hers are scary and beautiful at the same time. Macy has an athletic figure, and always dresses on point; she has a long list of guys on her tail, but she's completely devoted to her longtime boyfriend David.

Emily and Monica actually look a lot alike. They both have skin, that's actually darker than Macy and mines, but they're Dad is actually really dark in complexion. Monica's hair is thicker and curlier than Emily's, and even mine. It's originally, get black, but she died it blonde, and honestly it looks good with her red honey skin. Emily, from the last I saw, still has jet black hair, and honestly she looks exactly like her mom, who is really pretty, only her nose is a bit broader.

Shelly and Izzy are the fairest of all of us. Izzy, she looks like a light skinned Mexican. Her hair is jet black, with huge light brown eyes, with thick lips, and a tall lean stature. Shelly's the white girl of us all, with light brown big curly hair, big hazel/green eyes, thick lips and a broad nose. She looks like an exotic European princess.

Now me…well, my skin is a shade darker than butterscotch, but I have a red undertone. My eyes are a small eyes, Mom says it's as if I'm always 'laughing, or making fun of someone' but it's most likely that I'm just daydreaming or something. I have a rather narrow nose for a black girl, but it's not too narrow. I have thick, soup cooler lips, but their shaped pretty well, well at least that's what my mom says. I'm 5'7 standing a few inches below Macy, I have an hour glass figure, but I don't flaunt it as much as I used to—I don't know why. I think I'm in a depression, my hair is in a short bob that my mom made me get because she said I 'hid' in my long, thick, gorgeous jet black hair.

"You wouldn't dare kill us!" the twins taunt.

"Five—,"

"We're not afraid,"
"Four—,"

"Ha, she really thinks we're going to quiver,"

"Three,"

"Hikaru I'm starting to get scared,"

"Two,"

"She can't possible hurt us Kaoru, she's a commoner,"

"One—,"

"Run," I say simply, but I close the door just for fun. Macy pounces and I enjoy her tackle the two boys trying to get the two bras off of their heads.

"LeAnne! Help us! Your commoner sister is attacking us!" they shout as she somehow sits on both of their backs yanking at their heads.

"It's payback for the freakin restaurant!" I shout happily.

"Annie! You said you'd help!" the girls yell.

"In a minute!" I shout back as I watch Mac get the bras off of their heads.

"Hey! What's going on! I'm home!" Melanie yells and the door slams.

"Mom!" the girls shout. Uh-oh. This is going to be animated.

"Why didn't you help us!?" The Twins ask looming over me and I smile.

"Can't we talk about this?" Oh yeah…real animated!