CHAPTER 10

A/N: Sorry for not updating for so long!!!

Note: Uguisumode changed his pen name to Tsubaki(dot)net (or Tsubaki) so that is his new pen name.

Watanuki and Fai: DISCLAIMER: Tsubasa nor xxxholic belongs to the wonderful author that loves us so much! Like that hyuufai-san?

Hyuufai: Perfect!!! Okay. Before we start we have to say bye to Tamaki-san cause she is taking a vacation to Las Vegas!!!

Tamaki: Las Vegas? okay. *immediatley packed her bags and left*

Tsubaki: you got rid of her and now two new people will come.

Hyuufai: yeah yeah.. blah blah. Onto the dares!

Kuro-tan: Auction off your father's Ginryuu.

Fay (truth) How do you truly feel about your parents (Ashura doesn't count)? (dare) Dress up in a cat suit and act like a cat, purring and rubbing on everyone especially Kuro-chan!!

Karasu-tengu (aka The Bald Guys) Make Zashiki cry and have Kimihiro comfort her.

Kohane, make Syaoran and Sakura a drink and sneak in alcohol (just a little) so that they will be drunk.

Shizuka: Please show more emotion for the whole chapter.

Demon Fox.

Watanuki: They are trying to kill us?!

Doumeki: oh shut up all ready!

Tsubaki: before we officially start, Daidouji girl over here will show us what happened last night between the ninja and mage.

Hyuufai: hehehe *showing camera to everyone*

Camera:

Fai: Neh? Kuro-chan! You're hogging the bed sheets and i'm extremely cold!!

Kurogane: zzzzzz....

Fai: *pulling the bed sheets to him*

Kurogane: * pulling back the sheets*

Fai: oof! *fell off of the bed*

End.

Fai: you pushed fai-mommy off the bed!!! how rude!!

Kurogane: I didn't do anything.

Watanuki: what the hell?

Fai: Wata-chan you should learn from me. Maybe that can help you get together with Shizuka.

Watanuki: * blushing really hard* On to the dares!!!!!

*Two people came into the house*

Himiko: Hmm... nothing out of the ordinary, and Jun is here

Sota: where?

Himiko: There! *points at Tsubaki*

Sota:Oh. I see. What about your cousin?

Himiko: She is ok where she is. She never leaves her technology junk!

Hyuufai: hey!!! You two are kind of disrupting the game here!

Himiko: *ignoring hyuufai* ...hmm blondes....

Hyuufai: YOU KNOW WHAT?! JUST FOR THAT I WILL LOCK YOU BOTH IN A CLOSET FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

Tsubaki: good idea! make sure to lock the door.

* Hyuufai and Tsubaki locked Himiko and Sota in a closet*

Hyuufai: now we can begin.

Kurogane: No way in hell I'm going to auction Ginryuu!

Tsubaki: oh yes you are. OR ELSE FACE THE WRATH OF THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY MONSTER.

Kurogane: *sarcastically* ooh! im sooooo scared!!!!

Hyuufai: we will torture you by reading all of your secret love letters to Fai!

Kurogane: You wouldn't!?

and Hyuufai: Oh yes we will!!!!

Kurogane: fine!!! Let's begin at $1.

Yuko: $100!

Kohane: $250!

Ame-warashi: no you don't! $400!

Hyuufai: It's mine Ame-warashi! $ 600!

Tsubaki: In your dreams Hyuufai! $800!

Yuko, Kohane, Ame-warashi, and Hyuufai: we have no more money!!!!!!

Kurogane: Noooo!!!! *reluctantly* going once, going twice...

Fai: $1,000!!!!!

Tsubaki: Noooooo!!!!!!

Kurogane: going once, going twice, sold to the annoying blond mage!!!

Fai: Here Kuro-love. * handing Kurogane Ginryuu*

Kurogane: really?!

Fai: I couldn't let you be sad if you lost Ginryuu.

Kurogane: Is there any way I can make it up for you?

Watanuki: Bad mistake. Knowing Fai.... He would want hmmmm.......

Fai: hug me at night!!!

Watanuki: yeah something like that!

Doumeki: you really are stupid are you?!

Watanuki: What the hell is that suppose to mean?!

Doumeki: nothing.

Watanuki: GRAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Tsubaki: next!

Fai: I don't think my parents ever loved me. I didn't even get to meet them because I was so small. *sad expression on his face*

Hyuufai: Eh hem!!!!

Kurogane: what the hell do you want?! You are as annoying as the mage!!!

Hyuufai: I take that as a compliment. Besides you are suppose to comfort Fai! He is really sad right now so do something!!!

Tsubaki: Or we will read the love letters to Fai!!!

Kurogane: Damn you two!!

Tsubaki and Hyuufai: HEHEHEHE!!!

Kurogane: Fai. It is alright so don't worry okay. You have to let go of your past.

Fai: o-oo--k-ay kur-g-g-g-y. *choking on his tears*

Doumeki: Seriously. Dramatic! If only our relationship were like that.

*Fai came back dressed as a cat*

Kurogane: feeling better?

Fai: Yes. meow!!! *rubbing against Kurogane*

Yuko: Fai! You are not supposed to say Meow! You are supposed to say Wheet-whoo! Of Hyuu!

Fai: true. *purring*

Watanuki: that is soooo ANNOYING!!!

Bald guys: Zashiki! You are so ugly and you don't have an albi!

Doumeki: You just took that from the cheer!

Bald guys: No we d-din't!

Zashiki: *crying*

Watanuki: don't cry Zashiki. They are just being stupid! besides that is part of a cheer.

Zashiki: o-okay.

Doumeki: *jealous* ..............

Kohane: I'll make you guys a drink.

Syaoran and Sakura: Okay.

Hyuufai: Have I ever told you that you look like Suzaku Kururugi from Code Geass, Syaoran?

Syaoran: Who is that?

Tsubaki: BAKA! CLAMP draws them so that is why they look so similar!!!

Hyuufai: true.

Kohane: Here you guys go! *handed Syaoran and Sakura drinks*

*Syaoran and Sakura drank from the drink*

Syaoran: WHOOO!!!! Is it me? or is it hot in here?! *took off his shirt*

Sakura: *running around in circles*

Tsubaki: Hyuufai, should we check up on Himiko and Sota?

Hyuufai: sure.

*opened the closet*

*Himiko and Sota are both asleep*

Tsubaki: How Cute!!!

Himiko: *awakened* say anything else about it and I will kill you! Got that?!

Tsubaki: O-ok!!! o.O

Hyuufai: So yeah. That is the end of this chapter so please do us a favor and and please READ AND REVIEW!!! AND DON'T FORGET TO SUBMIT A TRUTH AND OR DARE!!