Day 6

Falco ran outside. He took out Demon Days. He hid in the snow. Jigglypuff heard this. She went down. When DARE come on, she looked for Falco.

Jigglypuff walked around. "It's coming up. It's coming up. It's coming up." Jigglypuff fell down in Falco's hiding place. "It's dare!"

Falco jumped. "Do have to do this?"

"Yes?" said Jigglypuff.

"You need to fuck off." said Falco.

"Try to get rid of me." said Jigglypuff.

Falco smirked. "You sure about that?"

Falco threw Jigglypuff like trash. Falco kept listening. Jigglypuff dug a hole to get to Falco. It was too cold for her. She gave up. She sat down by Bowser. Bowser was weirded out by her. She lay down on Bowser's lap. She looked pissed. She was pissed. Bowser didn't know what pissed her off. He knew that Jigglypuff was trying to get warm but he was cold. Jigglypuff looked at him. Bowser blinked.

"I'm pissed." said Jigglypuff.

"What are you pissed about?" said Bowser.

"Okay. So I heard the song DARE. I wanted to find out where it was coming from. I sang the part that was playing. I found Falco at the "it's dare!" part. Falco was pissed. He said "Do have to do this?" I said "Yes". He told me to fuck off. I challenged him. He challenged me. He threw me out of his hiding place." said Jigglypuff.

"I don't think Falco should have thrown you but pissed him off." said Bowser.

Jigglypuff sighed. "I know." Jigglypuff got up. "I should apologize."

Jigglypuff went up to Falco. "Hey Falco, I was an asshole. I'm sorry."

"Okay or some shit." said Falco.

"Okay." said Jigglypuff.

Master Hand put his body down. He looked at the window.

"We need to get out. Fuck Samus. We need to get the fuck out. We have to. We fucking have to. I don't care if we die or some shit. We need to get out of this fucking place. I don't give a shit about lives. I won't give up this. I will get out. I will get the fuck out. I can get out. How can I? How do I do that? Fox. I'll let Fox drive. Yes yes. He'll put everyone in the van in their sleep. Perfect." said Master Hand.

Marth watched Master Hand. Then he saw Samus get out of her suit. Damn she's hot. Marth looked at her. Damn she's hot. Damn she's hot Damn she's fucking hot. Oh shit she is fucking hot. Marth looked away. He didn't want to look anymore. She was too hot. What was I thinking about again? It doesn't matter anyway. Marth went to bed.

Day 7

Master Hand was fed up. He was going to drive in the storm.

"Fox. Put everyone in the van. You're driving." said Master Hand.

"Really!" said Fox.

"Hell yeah you are!" said Master Hand.

"Really!" said Fox.

"You are driving the van!" said Master Hand.

"Yes!" said Fox.

"Sure. Oh god Mewtwo's heavy." said Fox carrying Mewtwo.

Fox got everyone in the van. Even Crazy Hand. Fox got in the driver's seat. He started up the car. He drove away.

Samus woke up. "Master Hand. What did you do?"

"We're leaving." said Master Hand.

"Master Hand! What the fuck!" said Samus.

"We have to leave!" said Master Hand.

"Who's driving!" said Samus.

"Fox." said Master Hand.

"Fox? No this isn't good!" said Samus.

"Hey Samus! Look I know you don't like this! We need to do this!" said Fox.

"No! We don't!" said Samus.

Fox went on. Falco woke up. He looked around.

"Where am I?" said Falco.

"You're in the van." said Master Hand.

"We're being kidnapped!" said Falco.

"No. We're leaving the motel." said Master Hand.

"Master Hand! Help! I can't see!" said Fox.

"Use the window wipers! Don't worry Samus, we'll get through this." said Master Hand.

Mewtwo woke up. "Oh fuck."

Fox went faster. "We're almost clear!"

Marth got up. Marth looked like he was in a trance.

"Samus. Can I take pictures of you?" said Marth.

"Marth! You woke up at the worst time! Also, did you ask Samus for pictures? She's asleep. Did you have a dream about her?" said Mewtwo.

"It was a dream? No. It was the best dream. Maybe it was good that the dream ended. Maybe Caeda would fly in. Yeah, she would fly in." said Marth.

"Marth! Snap out of it! Your life is out risk!" said Mewtwo.

"Mewtwo! You exist?" said Marth.

"What the fuck does that mean! You are in a trance! Wake up!" said Mewtwo.

"Huh. Hey Mewtwo." said Marth.

Mewtwo scream. "MARTH! HOLD ON TO ME!"

Fox went into overdrive. He drove off the road. The van went over a bridge.

Mewtwo teleported everyone and the van to somewhere. Mewtwo looked around. "Oh shit, this is Death Vally."

"DEATH VALLY?" said Samus.

"Yeah." said Mewtwo.

"NO! NO! NO! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING MEWTWO!" said Master Hand.

"I didn't know where we would end up!" said Mewtwo.

"FUCK YOU!" said Master Hand.

"Do you know Teleport works? I don't know where I end up!" said Mewtwo.

"Whatever. Let's find a motel." said Master Hand.