PSMANIAC: It's the last chapter! Can you believe it! I still own nothing though. That makes me sad. Also, Stew changes his hat alot, so the word in parentheses after his name is a new hat. Special Guest appearences: Spyro and the American Idol Judges!
Chapter 10: Premiere Party Pulverizer
Chick and Stew are standing in a large room where a party is taking place.
CHICK: Cock-a-doodle-doo and a good morning to you musical fans. Chick Gizzardlips and Stew here, LIVE at the Premiere party of Crash Bandicoot: The Musical! And the party is really pumping, isn't it Stew?
STEW (Withe Elvis hair): You got that right Chick. Have you ever put a celery stick in a pencil sharpener? I know I have. This party is as jumpin' as that.
CHICK: And now, let's see what's going on.
Cortex is yet again plotting the demise of Crash Bandicoot.
CORTEX: Okay team, here's what we do. We'll put a special chip on Crash's car.
TINY: Is it a Dorito chip? Tiny loves Dorito chips!
CORTEX: No, Tiny it's not. It's a computer chip.
TINY: Oh...
CORTEX: Anyway, we put the chip on Crash's car and when he touches the car, he'll get zapped by electricity!
N. GIN: Your plan is fail-proof Dr. Cortex!
TROPY: Why do I know this will end badly. If you need me, I'll be at the punch bowl.
Tropy leaves the group.
CORTEX: Let's get going!
They walk out into the parking lot to discover that all of the cars are the same!
CORTEX:Curses! All the cars are the same.
NINA: How are we suppose to know which one is the right one?
CORTEX: We'll do this the most scientific way possible! Eenie meanie minie moe.
He runs over to a car and plants the chip on it.
CORTEX: Prepare to meet your doom Crash Bandicoot!
Back inside, Spyro is talking to Crash.
SPYRO: I'm telling you, Ratchet will totally beat Jak
Crash shakes his head.
CRASH: Gabaga, jaba haja tui. (No, Jak's eco powers makes him more powerful.)
SPYRO: HELLO, but have you seen the Harbinger?
CRASH: Haga greeba tu wakaka. (Maybe you do have a point.)
SPYRO: Ha! I told you!
CRASH: Juba gababa jabada! (They have a karaoke stage!)
SPYRO: Well, go up there!
CRASH: Haba! (Sure!)
PSManiac (me!) picks up a microphone.
PSMANIAC: Hello N. Sanity Island! Welcome to Crashaoke, I'm your host, PSManiac! Judging tonight is Randy Jackson...
RANDY: What's up dawg?
PSMANIAC: Paula Abdul...
PAULA: Hi.
PSMANIAC: And Simon Cowell!
SIMON: I don't get paid enough to do this.
PSMANIAC: Let's get this thing started!
(To "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand)
CRASH: When I am all lonely
Can't you just give me a clue
If there's a villain
That I know about too
I'll come around again
Now I need to go poo (Hands the microphone to Cortex and runs off)
CORTEX: I will strike fear
I'll leave you all broken
And I lie
I am a villain
With that I say an evil goodbye
I know I don't wanna be here
With you (Hands the microphone to Tropy)
TROPY: I say let us roll
You say I don't know
I say... Crash about
We do things that are really low
Don't move 'cause times my show
I say... Crash about (Hands the microphone to Coco)
COCO: If I chose to live or die
I will never say goodbye
'Cause I want you... to Crash about (Nina comes up on stage with her own microphone)
COCO AND NINA: I know I would rather be here
Without you
I know I would rather be here
Without you
I know I would rather be here
Without you
I know I would rather be here
Without you (Crash and Cortex comes up to the stage)
CRASH: I say I do know
CORTEX: About Crash and Co.
CRASH: I say...
CRASH AND CORTEX: Crash about (Crunch and Tiny comes up)
CRUNCH: I would rather live than die
TINY: Tiny would like some pie
CRUNCH: I want you...
CRUNCH AND TINY: To Crash about (Brio, N. Gin, and Tropy comes up)
BRIO: If I lose, then I die
N. GIN: If you lose, then you die
TROPY: Come on...
BRIO, N. GIN, AND TROPY: Crash about!
EVERYONE: I know I would rather be here
Without you
I know I would rather be here
Without you
I know I would rather be here
Without you
I know I would rather be here
Without you
PSMANIAC: Now it's time to see what the judges think.
RANDY: That was great dawgs.
PAULA: Fantastic.
SIMON: Surprisingly, that didn't reek.
Everyone cheers.
Later, the party ends and everyone is going to their cars. Cortex and his minions are hiding behind a bush. Crash walks over to his car and reaches for the door.
CORTEX: This is it!
Crash opens the door and... nothing happens.
CORTEX: What!?!? I must have put the chip on the wrong car, but whose?
UKA UKA: CORTEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORTEX: Uh oh...
Uka Uka zooms up to Cortex, very angry and crackling with electricity.
UKA UKA: THIS has your name written all over it, Cortex!
CORTEX: Uka Uka! I can explain!
Uka Uka begins to chase after Cortex, shooting fireballs.
CORTEX: CURSE YOU CRASH BANDICOOT!
Chick and Stew pops up.
CHICK: You heard it here folks!
STEW (Cowboy hat): Crash Bandicoot: The Musical! is coming to a fanfiction near you.
CHICK: And with that, I'm Chick...
STEW (Fruit): And I'm Stew..
CHICK AND STEW (Turban): See ya!
PSMANIAC: That's right! My first multi-chapter fanfiction is over! Please tell me what you think.