HIHIHIHIHIHIHI! I'M ONZ A SUGAH HIGH! AND FEEL AMAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! HAHAHAHAHAH! I figure I'd post this before I head off to that anime convention! I hope you all enjoy it!
Hosts room. Everybody is snoozing but Paradox, who was on the phone.
Paradox: Don't worry, Isis, I should be back soon... No, I'm not trying to kill anyone like last time... Yes. They're here... K. Talk to you later... Later honey. *hangs up*
Yin & Yang burst into the room.
Yin: HIYA!
Yami & Yugi scream and fall out of bed, Yusei is jolted awake, and Dark & Paradox start laughing like hell.
Yang: Oh, I feel soooooooooooooo mich better! Thanks Kay!
Kay, Miles, Apollo & Ema enter. The men look like they are better.
Yin: OMFG PARADOX. *glomps him*
Paradox: O_o
Miles: I thank Kay for finding that cure.
Kay: Hey, atheif's gotta do what a thei's gotta do sometimes!
Apollo: Get ready everyone, I think we're gonna have a big one...
(Scene chang: Stage)
Apollo: Welcome, everyone!
Miles: Seeing as we already have a bombardment of hosts here, all Reviewer co-host shall get a section of they're own! They are now the Jury Hosts!
Apollo: Each time some refuses a dare, it's u to them to decide their fate!
Yusei: Sounds interesting. *sips coffee* Damn, this is good!
Diego:I know, right?
They clink mugs together.
Paradox: *reading all the lists* Holy... We got a lot of good ones.
Yugi: Lemme see that... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Apollo: Anyway, let's get started!
Brightsky10
2/11/12 . chapter 9
Loved the chapter! My internet was screwed up, so I couldn't review.
Are you still accepting co-hosts? If you are, here's my oc.
Name: Nicola, but likes to be called Nikki, Cola, or Cherry Cola
Has natural colored hair, even if it looks like she dyed it bright, bright red that's clipped up. Has green eyes. Wears blue-themed school uniform. Known for pranking and poking other people in the arm, but mostly likes to do it to HoboHodou, Apollo, Dahlia, and Kristoph. Favorite prank: Puts mentos in soda and throws it at someone, calls that a Cola Bomb. Pretty much likes any pairing, which is why she breaks out the popcorn when she sees a love triangle. Has no powers really, besides her pranks. Once read Apollo's diary. Often asks Trucy if she could read her father's diary.
Alright, onto the dares!
Klavier, kill Dahlia in the goriest way possible in front of Kristoph.
Feenie, take off your sweater in front of Iris
Apollo, since I've been so mean to you, here's a portal gun.
Vera, draw something embarrassing you know about anybody in the room.
Nikki throws a knife in the air. Someone catch that.
Somebody is possessed by Marik! What's everybody's reaction?
Lang there was concept art of you shirtless for your sprite. Why didn't that make it in game?
Hey does HoboHodou know what Dark did to Trucy?
Apollo: Come! To the Jury Hosts seats!
Nicola appears in the stands behind the Defense Bench along with the others.
Nicola: Hi everyone! *throws cola bomb at Dahlia*
*BOOM*
Dahlia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *faints*
Klavier: Fraulein Nikki gave me a great idea! *shoves an entire mentos pack into a cola can and shoves said can down Dahlia's throat*
Klavier: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
*BOOM*
Dahlia explodes to bit. Paradox, Yami, and Yin laugh demonicly.
Kristoph: KLAVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! *grabs Dark's staff*
Dark: Ok, I've had enough. *Snaps Kristoph's neck and places a spell on his staff* HA! Try stealing it now!
Feenie: *takes off sweater*
Iris: HOW COULD YOU? *smacks Feenie and runs away crying.*
Feenie: Wait! Iris! *goes after her*
Apollo: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gets portal gun* I'm off to kill everyone that's tormented me! *uses gun and vanishes*
Vera: ...Oh? O-ok... *sketches out something and holds the pad up*
All of the AJ: AA era cast: !
Yang: Wow! He looks sooooooooooo good in that Cream The Rabbit cosplay.
Vera: *smile* I still can't believe he did it...
Nicola: HEY! CATCH! *throws knife in air*
Everyone but Oldbag steps away from it. Said Ancient Bag is is killed VIA kinfe plunged into head.
Miles: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yami: Now who would be possessed by Marik? Really?
Yami is clueless of a possessed Morgen Fey right behind him.
Yami: Then again, his plans always fail, so what's the use? *punches Morgen without turning around, knocking her out*
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Yami: What? *sees possessed Morgen Fey on ground* Oh. YOU FAIL MARIK! *demonic laugh*
Yugi: He scares me when he does thay... T_T
Yusei: Aww... *hugs Yugi*
Lang: *now shirtless* I asked the same damn thing! But apparently, this game was also able to young children to play, so yeah.
Klavier: Herr Wright, are you aware that a duel monster stole your Fraulein's innocence?
HoboHodou: WHAT?
Dark: 3...2...
HoboHodou grabs Dark's staff, but is prompty electricited to death.
Dark: Lighting spells never fail me. *grins*
Yugi: What did you do?
Dark: Anyone who touches it without my permission gets death by electricution. Simple as that. It won't work on my masters though.
Yami: Good.
Yang: *readying to pounce on Paradox* NEXT!
GoodGodGertie
2/11/12 . chapter 9
For being a new to this site, I am laughing so hard at all these chapers. But with that said...Lets get devious!
Dare-Sal Manela...you just had white castle, clear the room in less than 20 seconds and you get a directors job in Hollywood.
Dare-I do so enjoy Gregory's random killings of Manfred, so let there be another with the use of a .45-70. The other Edgy's may join if so desired.
Truth-What would happen if either Diego, Phoenix, Edgeworth or Apollo were to wear old spice and then yell OBJECTION! in the courtroom? o_0
and finally I have a duet planned for Iris and Phoenix... Sing the song Easy by Rascal Flatts and NB. Sappy yes but its close to Valentines day so what the hell right?
Keep up the good work and maybe instead of anyone from the Yu-Gi-Oh! series... Possibly bring in Kazuma Kuwabara or dare I say it...Hinageshi(peep*)? Keeep up the awesome work and laughs.
Sal: AIYEEEEEEEEH! *speeds off Sonic-style, he makes it out within 19.9999999 seconds.
Manfred: *wearing a suit of armor* HA! You wont'-
*BANG*
Gregory: *with .70 calibur* Ah~ It feels good to do that.
Yang: Wearing Old Spice and yelling OBJECTION? That would shatter the space-time continium. I kn ow this by experiance...
*flash back*
It was Diego & Miles VS Apollo & Phoenix. Coincidently, all 4 were wearing Old Spice.
Miles: Are you sure this will be safe? Old Spice is a wierd clongue...
Phoenix: It's perfectly OK! Everyone ready?
All: 1...2... OBJECTION!
The universe explodes.
*flash back end*
Yang: Ironically, that was the day they banned that from the Court Room. Which only madeYin laugh her ass off.
Yin: It was hilarious! I was the one who made them do it anyway!
Yang: What?
Yin: Nothing~
Phoenix: Iris is mad at me...
Iris: SCREW YOU! *shoots Phoenix*
Dahlia: I'm so glad you came around, sis!
Yusei: Next set!
Zerkon Terona
2/10/12 . chapter 9
Okay, this is going to be a long one. Are you guys still excepting cohosts, or has the limit been reached? If not, here's my mini profile:
Name:Zerkon
Appearance:Wears a large cape that surrounds his body front and back, minus his head a majority of the time. Underneath cape is a suit of Dark Magician/Endymion-ish armor.
Liked pairings:Kayworth, Feenris, ApolloxVera, and oddly KlavierxFransika.
Things to know:(Cue lots of irrelevant details Oldbag style) Will refuse to do any gay dares,choosing death sees the Dark Magician as a god-magician, alongside Endymion(Not that he'll show up here, but got to cover my bases.)and will randomly bow down to Hobohodou for just being an all around jerk around ruining Lawyer pheonix's character will OBJECT just like the guys, but pointing a staff instead of a teleport from place to place, and do other magical spells.(Left to your imagination)Favorite Duel monster type is Spellcaster, and favorite deck type is Spell Counter.
That's all I think you'll need to know about him for the moment.
Now,for the dares and truths or dare requests I have should be delivered by my OC, if accepted. if not,then oh the same conditions apply to my requests: Do whatever it takes to fufill my dares, then they can go back to what they were doing.
Miles Edgeworth: Dare-Have a duel with Yusei, Yami, or Yugi(or all three at once, your choice.)I figure since you're so good at strategizing, that you'll be able to win, or at least put up a , write pheonix a letter telling how much you mean to him(As FRIENDS, no homo).
Hobo-Pheonix: Propose to Iris, have a child with her and name it 'Feenris'.Also, TAKE THE BAR EXAM AND PASS! Maybe it will make up for you being a jerk to apollo.
Dark(Magician):Dare-During the chapter in which this is used, Kill anyone who tries to use you or your staff as punishment for refusing a dare.(This includes yami and yugi))You aren't a tool.
Yang or Yin(Whichever one is the less violent of the two, I forget):Dare- My OC (if he is accepted) and/or Apollo (If oc isn't accepted.)(he's suffered too much abuse from Hobo-Wright and needs some loving to make it better.)
Dahlia Hawthorne/Kristoph Gavin-Truth-Which is the Evilest out of the two of you; The man who left almost no evidence behind or the girl whose revenge went beyond the grave?(To Hosts:The intent is to make them fight amongst themselves.)
Zak Gramarye: Anytime Gregory edgworth kills manfred von karma (or whenever you feel like it) you must kill Kristoph Gavin in any way of your deserves it. also, do something fatherly with/for Trucy.
Klavier Gavin: Dare- For the hell of it learn how to play the flute or Piano, your choice.
To whomever is able to do it:Dare-Seal up that Acid Tank, will ya? Find a new way to kill yourself, why don't ya!
And that's is funny, keep it up, with or without me.
(Oh, and GeminiSparkSP; nice Starforce Reference with your name. )
A man wearing a large capedrops down from the CEiling Door. He sees Dark and bows.
Zerkon: Hello, my lord.
Dark: Cool. I have a follower. *smirk*
Zerkon takes his seat in the Jury hosts areas.
Zerkon: Oh, and here's a list. *tosses it to Yin*
Yin: *catches it and read* Ohoho... We're gonna have a field day with this one.
Miles: I will not partake in a children's card game! It's simply foolish!
Yusei: *coughSteelSamuraiFanaticcough*
Miles: THAT TEARS IT! *gets a Spellcaster deck and a Kaibacorp duel disk* YOU'RE ON!
After an amazing duel, It ends u being a tie.
Yin: DAMMIT! I HATE TIES! *kills Miles*
Yang: You haven't spoken in a while, Paradox.
Paradox: *reading* What? Oh. I'm just passing time. *smile* (No pun intended)
Yang: Pffft...
HoboHodou: I'm afraid too... *Iris is pointing a shotgun to his head* *eye twitch*
Dark: FINALLY! TAKE THIS, FOOLS!
He obliterates everyone who stole is staff with a massive Black Magic Storm. Trucy is unaffected, since she was in the Lady's Room.
Dark: I'm happy now. *smile*
Yang: BAD...
Yin: ASS!
Both hug Dark.
Yang: I'm the less violent of us, but on April Fool's day, our roles are switched for some odd reason...
Yin: And so does our gender...
All: O_O
Yang: Blame YinYang.
Kristoph: Well, obviously I am. I got away with murder for 7 years!
Dahlia: NO WAY! I continued to kill EVEN IN DEATH! That do ya got for that? HUH?
Kristoph: *frowns* Well, I do believe everyone of your murder plots ended up killing innocent people!
Dahlia: But you did too!
Kristoph: Yes, but I had as good reason!
Dahlia: *demonic glare* YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS ME.
Kristoph: *close to losing his sanity* THEN DIE!
One epic and bloody battle later...
Yin & Yang: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Yusei: Zak?
Zak: It's already been done. Hey Trucy! Let's go tease your Uncle!
Trucy: OK!
They leave.
Klavier: No need to. I can play piano thanks to my mother. She taught me how to play "Kirara".
Yang: I love that song!
Everybody then stares at the acid tank. No body dares to make a move.
Yang: Nobody will?
All: *nods*
Yang: Ok then... NEXT!
kittycaty0328
2/10/12 . chapter 9
Sorry I had a dare block...
ANYWAYS:
Apollo&klavier - dress up as the lmfao crew and either sing "sexy and I know it" or "party rock anthem"
Phoenix and miles: switch suits and hairstyles for a day. Phoenix wears the magenta suit and style ur bangs. Edgey do the same but with Phoenix's blue suit and spikes.
Kay: both of you, Blow your noses on edgeworth's cravat.
Edgey: do origami
Hobo/lawyer Phoenix: dress up in pink fluffy sweaters
Apollo: use your beautiful chords of steel!
Yay! Anyways caty is once again psyched to be on the show!
Apollo: LMFAO? I love them!
Klavier: Me too! Let's do this!
They dress up as said band.
Apollo: When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new la freak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print pants out control
It's Red Foo with the big afro
An like Bruce Lee rock out the club, yeah
Klavier: (Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
Both: When I walk in the spot, (yea) this is what I see (okaay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it...
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
KLavier: Yo, when I'm at the mall, security just can't find them all
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks (whaat?)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service (watch!)
Apollo: (Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, (yea) this is what I see (okaay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it...
I'm sexy and I know it
Ayyy
I'm sexy and I know it
Check it out, check it out
...
Klavier: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah (x3)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wig-yea, yea
Do the wiggle, man
I do the wiggle, man (yea)
I'm sexy and I know it...
Ayyy, yeah
Both: (Ahhhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
(Ahhhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
...
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT.
Everyone cheers as they bow and get back into their original attire.
Phoenix: *in Miles' outfit and bangs* I feel gay...
Miles: *in Phoenix's suit and spikes, glares at Phoenix* I feel murderous...
L. Kay: Does it have to be a specific one?
Yin: Don't think so.
They blow their nises on the Y. Miles' cravet.
Y. Miles: NOT AGAIN!
Miles: Origami? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paradox: Too bad, so sad... *gets Light Blade* DIE!
(CENSORED FOR GRUESOME IMAGES OF DEATH AND GUTS)
Yin: *demonic and insane laugh*
Yusei,Yugi & Yami: O_O *steps away from Paradox & Yin*
Yang: You have got to teach me that...
Paradox: Maybe. *smirk*
HoboHodou puts on a pink sweater like hoodie, Phoenix puts on a pink sweater.
HoboHodou: Now I feel gay.
Phoenix: I feel gayer.
Miles: THAT'S IT! *throws both into Fangirl Pit* Ladies and Gentlemen, here is our new way of torture! THE DREADED FANGIRL/BOY PIT!
Phoenix Fangirls: OH MY GOD IT'S HIM!
Bloodcurdling screams are heard from the pit.
Apollo: *CHORDS OF STEEL* HOLD IT!
Everyone near him dies of bloodloss from ears.
Apollo: Whoops... Ehehehehehe...
Everyone is revived.
Kay: Next is from my fan!
Faraday Fan
2/10/12 . chapter 9
Get better soon! Everybody hates being sick!
And now, I am beginning to watch some cartoons from when I was little, so yeah~
COSPLAYING TIME!
Kay: Cosplay as Blossom from PPG for the rest of the chapter
Maya: Cosplay as Bubbles
Franziska: Cosplay as Buttercup
Edgey: Cosplay as Dexter from Dexter's Lab.
Gregory & Mia: You know that club where you shoot your enemies? Recruit some more people, and give them a gun and a dagger.
I have more... but I will wait... Mwahahahah...
Kay: *in Blossom's outfit* YAY!
Maya: *in Bubbles' Outfit* I feel cute!
Franziska: *In Buttercup's Outfit* At least I get the tough one.
Miles: *dresses as Dexter* I feel smarter. ^_^
Gregory & Mia: SWEET! *goes to recruit more people*
Yusei: Our last set croms from Yurianna Shan Liu. I like that username...
Yurianna Shan Liu
2/10/12 . chapter 8
Yo~
Nice 2 meet you, everyone! Mind if I hurt you for a while?(Or the opposite)
1) Kristoph Gavin, you are the worst person I know. You have to kneel in front of Hobo Phoenix and Apollo, apologize and be their servant or GO 2 HELL!
2) Miles Edgeworth, pleaaaase go on a date with the von Karma girl.
3) Franziska, before the date, get ready to switch your whip to a cannon shooting homing missiles. This will be FUN, te he... Now GO!
4) And Lotta Hair... I mean Lotta Hart, take a picture of these two and publish it to media.
Oh, yes. May I join the fun too?
Call me Yuri-chan. I'm just a 13-year-old girl.
Appearance: wearing a pink yukata, long black hair with a light blue hair clip on the left.
Bye!
Sincerely
(Baka) Yuri-chan \(^o^)/
Kristoph: I WILL NOT!
Dahlia: DIE! *slices Kristoph into 666 pieces*
Miles: Might as well. I don't wanna die.
Him and Franziska leave (But not before Franziska got her new toy!). Lotta sneaks out and follows them.
A young girl weaing a pink yukata appears next to Moon and Caty.
Yuri: Hello everyone!
Yin: PINK! *stabs self*
All: ...
Yang: She hates pink, yet she weras Magenta, a variation of pink...
Paradox: Isn't that a contradiction?
Yang: Yup. But who gives a shit?
Nobody says a word.
Yang: Good.
All Hosts & Co Hosts: JA NE!
YinYang: YAY! Writing long chappies is fun! And keep in mind that my lovely co-host reviewers now can choose the fates of our victoms who refuse dares! Have fun, and review please! OR I'LL SEND DAHLIA TO KILL YOU.