50 Ways To Annoy A Sohma During A 'Normal' Week

by Shh - my pen name is pen name

Dear reader, I promise you that if you do everything on this list Akito Sohma's insanity level will increase by 98%. I must warn you though, there is no garantee you will come out unharmed.

10. Kazuma Sohma Shishou

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does.

50 Ways To Annoy Kazuma Sohma/ Shishou

1. Stab Kyo

2. Tell him his Grandfather will never forgive him

3. Slap him in the head with a fish

4. Tie yourself to him

5. Sing the 'Gay Barbie' song loudly while tied to him

6. Set his house on fire

7. Tell him he looks like a man-whore because he likes Hanajima

8. Tell him he's a pedophile for dating Hanijama

9. Constantly bug him about being an elf

10. Call him a child-molester

11. Tie him to a rocket ship

12. Send a fake video to Kyo of him watching porn

13. Pants him in public (Including underwear) and run

14. Color his face with permanent markers

15. Laugh at him

16. Take pictures

17. Put pens in his ears so they get stuck

18. When he's sleeping, put a pad over his eyes and take pictures

19. Put a fake video of him eating tampons on you tube

20. Send it to everyone he knows

21. Send it to everyone you know

22. Play it at school

23. Die his hair rainbow

24. Call him captain clown for the rest of his life

25. Make him teach angry pregnant women karate

26. Buy him a man eating tiger

27. Lock him in a room with it

28. Tell Kisa he's trying to make fun of her

29. When with, him trash talk Kyo rapidly

30. Talk to him like he's an idiot

31. Ask if he's a lamp shade for 38 consecutive hours

32. Melt four-thousand pounds of cheese on his chest

33. Sign him up on a dating site as an sixteen-year old, cheerleading girl

34. Fill his bathtubs with Tarantulas' (spiders)

35. Refer to Hanijama as his 'bitch'

36. Pretend to be convinced he is a prostitute

37. Ask him how many girls he did today, daily

38. Ask him how many guys he's did, daily

39. Ask him if he used to practice on Kyo

41. Let Hiro shoot him with a paint ball gun

42. After he beats you in karate, suddenly take out a baseball bat and begin hitting him

43. Hit him unconscious and then tie him to an evil PMSing Akito

44. Run around smashing his dojo with a machete

45. Show him a kitten you found on the street, then kill it in front of him

46. Tell him you were merely role-playing Kyo's future with Akito

47. Kill Hanijama

48. Tie him to the roof in the middle of a thunderstorm

49. Leave him there for three days

50. Photoshop pictures of him and Yuki making out, post them on the internet for EVERYONE to see (especially Hanajima and Machi)

Authors Note: That was a bit challenging, but fun! I hope you enjoyed! Dedicated to - Kari Sohma