Chapter 10

Okay, people…I have a couple of reasons for not updating this for like, two months…I was entered into an art contest and my parents made me draw my butt off for all of November. During December, school was just killing me –I had homework from every subject, everyday…so, now that I am finally updating this, I wanted to let you guys know that THIS IS GOING TO BE THE LAST CHAPTER….yes people, as unbelievable as this sounds, its true…anyways, I have a couple of reasons for finishing this fic off:

I have no more ideas…seriously people, I don't want to drag this on any longer…

School –I have way too little time to update any stories at all, so 'Cleared' will be finished by New Year's too.

2007 –I seriously wanna start off the New Year with a new fic, and be done with my old ones.

So, as much as I hate to say this, 'Attack of the Inners' will be finished as of today. However, if you have any ideas –I prefer either some perverted ones (such as my three oneshots 'Room 69', 'Christmas in Room 69', and 'All I Want For Christmas Is') or some serious ones (like my oneshots in 'Perspectives'). Anyways, if you wanna read some more of my work, I recommend to you my above fanfics and look out for a new fanfic for 2007! –hugs and kisses my faithful and awesome reviewers-

Disclaimer: Will New Year's ever be on January 2nd? Will I ever own Naruto? The answer is clear: no.

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One week passed.

And then another.

And another.

"No!" Tsunade cried, "There are only three more days till the cake wears off!" The Hokage slumped in her chair, downing some sake in the process, making her even more tipsy.

"You know you had to end it sometime…" Shizune said, picking up the mess in Tsunade's office, "And plus, why don't you just make these last few days last?"

Tsunade snapped her fingers.

"That I can do…" Tsunade spun around in her chair, rubbing her hands together.

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(Three Days before the end of the month)

"Hey Neji!" Tenten skipped towards Neji.

"Tenten!" Neji half-cried as he went up to hug his brown-haired teammate…and…er…roommate…more specifically….bedmate…

"How's it going?" Tenten plopped down on the grassy field that was Team 10's training grounds.

"Well…" Neji started, but then stopped as Tenten moved in closer,, filling the air with her sweet ….smell, "er…you smell nice…"

There was a thump next to the Hyuuga a few seconds later, and Neji turned around and saw Tenten laying on the ground, apparently having fainted from the unexpectedness of Neji's reply.

Neji leaned in closer, so that he was now enveloping her small frame.

"Tenten? Are you okay?"

The wind blew, making Neji's hair fly in the breeze and Tenten's stray strands dance.

Tenten opened her eyes, and was greeted with the sight of Neji's exposed chest that was revealed when his robes fluttered…and promptly became unconscious again.

"Tenten! Speak to me!" Neji pressed his body closer to hers, as if trying to warm her up, in a sense. Suddenly, Neji's nether regions started tingling and doing all sorts of shit and he froze, becoming aware of his state of…arousal.

"N..neji?" Tenten murmured, her eyes half-open.

Neji breathed a sigh of relief and cupped her face in his hands…he knelt closer, and…

Kissed her.

A few seconds later, a scream was heard throughout Team 10's training grounds.

"NEJI! WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

It seemed as if the potion was wearing off already.

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(Two days before the end of the month)

"Aww…Shika-kun! You know you love me best, right?" Ino cooed in Shikamaru's ear seductively, but ended up sounded like a cat in the shredder.

Shikamaru was suddenly tugged to the opposite side of the bed.

"No…Shika-kun loves me better!" Temari said, pressing herself closer to Shikamaru and earning a growl and half-glare from Ino.

"Now ladies…stop being so troublesome…you know that you both love me best, right?" Shikamaru said, bathing in the attention he was receiving.

"Yeah…" both of the kunoichis said in unison, but kept on fighting over the lazy nin.

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

"No! He's mine!"

"He's MINE!"

A few slaps and a few kisses later, Shikamaru had come to a decision.

"Girls! I've changed my mind. I know who I love best."

"Who?" Both girls were seen turning towards the pineapple-haired boy.

"I love Chouji the most!" Shikamaru declared/announced, knowing that this would help both kunoichis shut up.

However, his strategy failed, for just five minutes later, both ladies were packing and heading off to stir-fry Shikamaru's pleasantly plump friend.

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(Last day of the month)

"Sakura! C'mon! We have to do this faster!"

"Sasuke! I'm trying as hard as I can!"

"C'mon!"

"I'm working on it!"

"Oh my gawd Sakura….you are de-li-cious!"

"Sasuke…"

"Sakura…"

"Faster!"

"Yeah!"

"C'mon!"

"Sasuke!"

"Sakura!"

After a few minutes of the muffled screams coming from the bedroom of the Uchiha and Haruno, the cops were called. However, they were somehow intercepted and stopped, so Jiraiya got there instead.

Icha Icha Paradise's stocks rose to an all time high that year.

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(Last day of the month in Tsunade's office)

"Shizune! Can you get me some stuff to eat? I'm starving!" Tsunade yelled while doodling in her notebook, which was surprisingly a scene from the new Icha Icha Paradise series that featured her student.

"Sure! I'll have Ton-ton do it!"

"Thanks!"

Five minutes later, the pig arrived with what seemed to be the remains of a very old, accidentally-potion-filled cake. However, Tsunade being famished, she didn't notice it until it was too late.

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The next day, all of the shinobi were ordered to do their duties without any clothes on, with Tsunade saying that it would be beneficial to the population of Konoha.

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The population of Konoha rose about 150 percent nine months afterwards.

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-fin-

So? How'd you like it? The ending wasn't so bad, was it? Anyways, thanks for reviewing you guys and see you next time!