Here's the new chapter and i hope you guys like it!
Haruhi's POV
Okay Haruhi, you can get out of this dilemma by the way that you've always solved plot holes and dilemmas in your very, successful life. By escaping through the window and acting like you were at the salon but I'll need to do something with my hair. Oh I can just curl it and grab my Gucci purse and act like I was never here.
"Okay, you can do this." I said to myself and trying to get through the window without making any noise and I went through but fell on the floor and kind of sprained my ankle. Oh god, I have a better idea, what if I told them that the robot me is a bit crazy and said that I was in the salon when I was running a jog. Fujioka that is the best idea you've ever had in your entire life besides acting sick so you couldn't go to college. So I entered the house again and went to my room and put on black shorts and a white shirt and a black jacket over the shirt and some sneakers and tied my hair up and I grabbed my iPod and I slipped out of the house again and fell and I think I sprained my wrist but I standed up and I ran a bit and I started listening to music and I acted surprised when I saw them there.
"Um guys, what the hell you are doing outside of my house." I asked.
"Weren't you at the salon?" Hikaru asked.
"Ugh, I specifically told Jenna that I didn't need any frigging robot but she didn't listen and the worst of the case is that it doesn't even record what I tell it." I said while acting like if I were desperate.
"Well can we come in Haru-chan, it's about to become dark anyways." Hunny-sempai said.
"Yeah sure no problem with me but just let me deactivate and put that robot in the attic so I can finally relax." I said while opening the house and closing the door in their faces and acting like if something was heavy.
"Done. So can I get you something like tea or a soda?" I asked, well I was trying to be a bit kind to them besides that they ruined my life forever.
"I'll have some tea, please." They all said in perfect sync. I entered the kitchen, I made the stupid tea and I had considered for a moment putting some laxatives in their drinks but I'm not that cruel to the people that ruined my high school years.
"Here you guys." I said while giving them their tea.
"It's delicious Haruhi, what kind of tea is this?" Tamaki asked.
"Oh it's Earl Grey; I learned how to make it when I was in England some years ago." I said while scratching the back of my head.
"Haruhi, I've been about this in the back of my head for a long time but could you be a model for us this Saturday for a photo shoot?" Kaoru asked me and I felt a blush creep up on my face.
"I'm sorry; but I'm going to have to work overtime because I told Jenna that if she would work for me today, I would work in the office for 3 weeks." I said. Okay everything I just said about Jenna and me working overtime is half true and the other half false but whatever, I just want an excuse to not be a whole day with them.
"Oh well we should leave already." Kyouya-sempai said.
"Bye guys and have you seen the contracts we made like a week ago?" I asked.
"You gave them to us so they would be safe." Tamaki said.
"Okay, thanks for your great company. I'll see you guys another time." I said with a worried voice.
Dear mother, I believe that my life is hell again and maybe I should move back to the United States and build a firm over but away from the host club's influences obviously.
*BEEP BEEP*
That's my cellphone maybe I should check what the problem is.
From: Alexis
Hey Haruhi, I've been looking like crazy for those contracts you told me to find but you them to the guys and there are millions of contracts but you didn't make a copy of that one.
Oh my god, please no. I can't believe that I forgot to make copies but if I go to their houses, I'll steal the contracts and burn them here or I burn my own house and say that the contracts were burned in the fire.
To: Alexis
WTFH, what am I supposed to do now Alexis. Come on give me an idea so I can use it to work and please help me. You are my financial advisor so do something!
I texted all that back to Alexis.
*BEEP BEEP*
From: Alexis
Well you could try to have a fling with them and steal the contracts while in a moment with them.
That is the smartest and stupidest idea she has ever had.
To: Alexis
That is the stupidest and smartest idea you have ever had, but I do not want to end up married with none of them and I do not want to have any children of them. So get that stupid idea out of you head Alexis!
Thank god I answered back
*BEEP BEEP*
From: Alexis
But it's going to be hard if it's such a good idea! But what if you go to their houses and talk with them and when they go to the bathroom or if they just leave the room to talk to someone, you try to find the contracts.
She has a point better answer.
To: Alexis
You have a good point but if the cops ask we never spoke.
I really want to get out of this contract.
*BEEP BEEP*
From: Alexis
I won't tell the cops a word but if we get caught then you'll be my lawyer.
She has no sense in her brain but she is a very fashionable woman.
To: Alexis
What if they catch me you idiot?
She does not think stuff forward.
*BEEP BEEP*
From: Alexis
Okay I'll see you tomorrow boss.
I should get a new apartment so they won't bother me ever again but considering Kyouya's sources they might find me soon or later.
Hope you like it and i need some help figuring out who Haruhi should stay with.
