A/N: Here it is chapter 10! Wow, I actually made it to ten chapters. Rest assured that I haven't forgotten about this fic in favour of the other one I just started, it will just take a while for me to update because now I have two fics going. Thanks goes out to Lizzle09 for reviewing the last chapter and to X-Ashan-X for suggesting what would become the plot for this chapter! I'm starting to ramble, so on with the story!


Pranks for the Memories

Chapter 10 How Clean is Your Closet?

Rose stood in the doorway of the Doctor's closet, completely in awe. To say it was huge would be the understatement of the year. She walked further into the closet, seeing countless pieces of clothing as she walked between the racks.

By the time she reached the back of the closet, she had passed several racks of suits and their corresponding ties. She also passed several pairs of high tops (every colour EVER in Rose's opinion) and a shirt that had I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe on the front.

She sat down on one of the many chairs scattered throughout his closet, convinced that she should have come across Narnia by now the closet was so big!

She was glad that she talked her mum into giving the Doctor a few odd jobs around the flat; because it would take her an hour just to get back to the entrance.

She slowly walked back to the door, thinking of people she could call to help with the prank.


After making a few calls, making sure that the Doctor hadn't seen her as she snuck her backup into the TARDIS, and tracking Jack down in the depths of the TARDIS, her plan was ready to go. Her backup consisted mainly of Jack and Mickey.

"So, what ya need me for?" Mickey asked, standing in front of the Doctor's closet. All Rose did was open the door, Mickey's jaw falling open. "This is gonna take awhile." Mickey said as he walked in, Rose close behind.


The Doctor trudged into the TARDIS, half covered in grease and the other half burnt. Rose looked up from where she was sitting in the captain's chair, her thumb marking the place where she had read in the book.

"So, how did it go?" she asked, trying to hide a smile.

The Doctor looked like he was thinking. "Well, first, everything was fine, and then it was almost like Jackie was purposely breaking things, and then, half the stuff I fixed either blew up or caught fire! Remind me to buy your mother a new toaster." the Doctor said, then ran a hand through his hair.

Rose had to bite her lip to keep from laughing and just nodded when the Doctor said he was going to take a shower.

Rose went back to the book she was reading and waited for his reaction.

The Doctor had stepped out of the shower, glad to have the burnt bits of toaster out of his hair.

He had his blue bathrobe on, but was about to go find one of his favourite suits. He walked to his closet, fully expecting to find said suit and a host of other articles of clothing but instead found it was empty.

For the first time in awhile, he could see the back of his closet and he was glaring holes in it. Oh, he knew exactly who did this. He ran to the door and flung it open, yelling for Rose and glaring at nothing in particular.

"I feel like I've done this before, only this time you aren't yelling about your delicates." Rose said as she walked into his room.

"Well, this time it's not just about my 'delicates', as you call them, it's about my entire wardrobe!" he fumed, anger apparent on his face.

"Well, how do you know it was me, maybe it was Jack?" Rose asked, trying to feign innocence. All the Doctor did was give her a look, and she knew right away that he was indeed a parent, because only a parent could pull off that I know you're lying and don't buy it for one second look.

" Ok, yes I did empty out your closet, which wasn't easy by the way, I mean, does one man need all those pairs of converse!?" the Doctor folded his arms and said," Can I have my clothes back now, please?"

Rose just smiled, and it made him very nervous. "Oh, that was just one part of the prank, there's still more to come."


Jackie was watching the evening news in her flat, currently stunned and amused at the site on the screen, briefly forgetting that she was talking to Rose on the phone. It wasn't everyday the Doctor paraded around the High Street in a pink ballet outfit, looking angry and holding a sign.

"I can't believe you actually got 'im to do all that, and it made the news! That sign's a nice touch too." Jackie said, laughing to herself. She could her Rose snickering on the other end." Yeah, I thought Rose Tyler is the prank master was fitting." the Doctor glared at the camera, Jackie hearing Rose out and out laughing on the other side.

"Do ya think 'e's plannin' 'is next move?" Jackie asked, making Rose stop her fit of laughter." I wouldn't doubt it; he loves the thrill of planning things out. I should probably watch my step for awhile." Rose replied, and Jackie agreed.

After saying their goodbyes and hung up, Jackie started to wonder what the Doctor was planning in that Time Lord brain of his.