Dear reader this fic was the result of viscous plot bunnies nibbling at my toes and ears as I slept. They injected me with story venom causing me to wake up shouting things like 'But Rose doesn't have a lightsaber!' and, 'The Doctor isn't always right!" and, "The blue jello really is the best!" I think that last one hopped over from the Stargate SG1 fandom. And it didn't help that my fandom muse Kyle—he looks like Daniel Shanks in a pinstripe suit was whispering sweet weirdness in my ear. To conclude this wasn't my fault!
P.S. I got all my Star Wars info over at wookieepedia. Go there it rocks!
P.P.S. If anyone wants to make a manip of the Doctor and Jedi Rose that be nifty!