[Scene cuts to the Blacksmith.]
Hiccup: [sketching Toothless] Dad! You're back! Gobber's not here, so...
Stoick: I know. I came looking for you.
Hiccup: You did?
Stoick: You've been keeping secrets.
Hiccup: I... have?
Stoick: Just how long did you think you could hide it from me?
Hiccup: I don't know what you're...
Stoick: Nothing happens on this island without me hearing about it.
Hiccup: Oh?
Stoick; So. Let's talk about that dragon.
Hiccup: Oh, gods. Dad I'm so sorry. I was going to tell you. I just didn't know how to-
"You thought I meant that Dragon, didn't you." Stoick turned to his son who nodded.
Hiccup (cont.): You're not... upset?
Stoick: What?! I was hoping for this!
Hiccup:Uh... you were?
Stoick: And believe me, it only gets better! Just wait 'till you spill a Nadder's guts for the first time! And mount your first Gronckle head on a spear! WHAT A FEELING! You really had me going there, son! All those years of the worstViking Berk has ever seen! Odin, it was rough! I almost gave up on you! And all the while, you were holding out on me! OH, THOR ALMIGHTY! Ah. With you doing so well in the ring, we finally have something to talk about.
Stoick (cont.): Oh, I... brought you something. To keep you safe in the ring.
[Stoick holds up a Viking helmet and gives it to Hiccup]
Hiccup: [Sincerely] Wow. Thanks.
Stoick: Your mother would've wanted you to have it. It's half of her breast plate.
Stoick (cont.): Matching set. Keeps her close, y'know?
Stoick (cont.): Wear it proudly. You deserve it. You've held up your end of the deal.
Hiccup: I should really get to bed.
Hiccup and Stoick: Yes! Good! Okay. Good talk. See you back at the house. We should do this again. I'm great. Thanks for stopping by. Glad I stopped by, I hope you uh, like the hat. And for the... the breast hat.
Hiccup and Stoick both cringed at their attempt to communicate.
Stoick: Well, uh... good night.
[Scene cuts to at the Arena]
Astrid: Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing.
Hiccup; Good. Please, by all means.
Viking: You got it Astrid!
Astrid: This time! This time, for sure! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
[Astrid sees the Gronckle on the ground, Hiccup standing beside it]
Astrid (cont.): NO! NO! SON OF HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING MUNGE BUCKET!
Stoick: Wait! Wait!
Hiccup: So, later.
Gobber: Not so fast!
Hiccup: I'm kinda late for-
Astrid: What?! Late for what, exactly?!
Stoick: Okay, quiet down. The Elder has decided.
Gobber: You've done it! You've done it, Hiccup! You get to kill the dragon!
Stoick: Ha, ha! That's my boy!
Hiccup: [Sarcastically] Heh. Oh, yeah! Yes! I can't wait. I am so...
[Scene cuts to at the cove]
Hiccup: ...LEAVING! We're leaving. Let's pack up. Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation, forever.
Astrid turned to look at Hiccup.
"You were going to leave?" She asked Hiccup, who nodded. "Where would you have gone?" She asked, and Hiccup shrugged.
"I would have gone somewhere else, traveled, lived on Fish and whatever else I could find." Hiccup shrugged, turning back to the movie.
Ah, man... Aggh! What the- What are you doing here?
Astrid: I want to know what's going on. No one just gets as good as you do. Especially you. Start talking! Are you training with someone?
Hiccup: Uh... training?
Astrid: It better not involve this!
Hiccup: I know this looks really bad, but you see...this is, uh... You're right! You're right! You're right. I'm through with the lies. I've been making... outfits. So, you got me. It's time everyone knew. Drag me back. Go ahead. Here we go.
"That was a really bad excuse." Mala commented, and Hiccup shrugged.
"I'm not good under pressure."
[Astrid bends his arm backward, making an audible cracking noise, forcing him to the ground.]
Hiccup (cont.): OW! Why would you DO that?!
Astrid: That's for the lies.
[Astrid drops her axe handle on his gut]
Astrid (cont.): And THAT'S for everything else.
Hiccup: [In pain] Oh, man.
[Toothless comes from behind a rock, growling]
Astrid: Get down! RUN! RUN!
Hiccup: NO! No. It's okay! It's okay... she's a friend. It's okay. You just scared him.
"What are you going to do." Stoick asked and Hiccup smirked.
"Kidnapping, threatening, bribery, and a little bit of mindless terror before a bit of joy and wonder." Hiccup replied, smirking as everyone looked at him weirdly.
Astrid: I scared him?! Who is "him"?
Hiccup: Astrid, Toothless. Toothless, Astrid.
[Astrid runs away, threatening to expose them]
Hiccup: Da, da-da! We're dead!
[Toothless leaves]
Hiccup (cont.): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where do you think you're going?!
[Astrid's running through the forest, Toothless suddenly swoops down and picks her up]
Astrid: AH! Oh, Great Odin's ghost! Oh, this is it!
"Kidnapping."
[Toothless deposits her in a pine tree]
Astrid (cont.): Hiccup, get me down from here!
Hiccup: You have to give me a chance to explain.
"Threatening."
Astrid: I am not listening to ANYTHING you have to say!
Hiccup: Then I won't speak. Just let me show you. Please, Astrid.
"Bribery."
Astrid: Now, get me down.
Hiccup: Toothless, down. Gently. See? Nothing to be afraid of.
[Toothless blasts off the tree, Astrid sliding off his back]
Hiccup (cont.): WHOA! TOOTHLESS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! BAD DRAGON! He's not usually like this. Oh, no...Toothless, what are you doing?! We need her to like us. And now the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
"Mindless terror."
Astrid: Okay! I am sorry! I'm sorry! Just get me off of this thing!
[Toothless slows down and glides above the clouds slowly]
"Joy and wonder." All the Vikings and Defenders looked at the screen in shock. It was beautiful.
Astrid (cont.): Alright, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... amazing. He's amazing. So what now? Hiccup, your final exam is tomorrow. You know you're going to have to kill a... [Whispers to Hiccup so Toothless doesn't hear] kill a dragon.
Hiccup: Don't remind me.
[Toothless suddenly dodges]
Hiccup (cont.): Toothless, what's happening? Whoa, what is it?
[They find themselves in a middle of a flock of dragons. They are carrying food en masse toward the island.]
Hiccup (cont.): Get down!
Astrid: What's going on?
Hiccup: I don't know. Toothless. You've got to get us out of here, bud.
[Toothless ignores them]
Hiccup (cont.): It looks like they're hauling in their kill.
Astrid: Uh, what does that make us?
Hiccup: What my dad wouldn't give to find this.
[They approach the Dragon's Nest in a Volcano. Swarms of dragons throw their offerings into the lava below.]
"The nest." Stoick whispered in shock.
Hiccup: [Sarcastically] It's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.
Astrid: They're not eating any of it.
[A Gronckle delivers only a single tiny fish. A roar is heard from below and the Gronckle squeals in terror as something big seizes it]
The Vikings and Defenders look on in shock as the Dragons screech and howl in fear. Hiccup and Shade try their best to calm them down, speaking in calming tones.
Astrid What... is that?
[A colossal dragon emerges from the lava pit and eats the Gronckle alive. All the other dragons cower in terror before the giant creature.]
Hiccup: Alright, buddy, we gotta get out of here. Now!
[Toothless escapes and all the dragons flee. The Red Death lunges at Toothless but grabs a Zippleback instead. Toothless and his riders fly off to a beach and land.]
Astrid: No, it totally makes sense. It's like a giant beehive. They're the workers, and that's their queen. It controls them. Let's find your Dad.
Hiccup: No, no! Not yet. They'll... kill Toothless. Astrid, we have to think this through carefully.
Astrid: Hiccup, we just discovered the Dragons' Nest. The thing we've been after since Vikings first sailed here. And you want to keep it a secret?! To protect your pet dragon?! Are you serious?!
Hiccup: Yes.
The Vikings and Defenders turned to Astrid who stood and walked over to Hiccup. Toothless cooed and nudged her, and purred when she gave him a nice scratch.
Astrid: Okay. Then what do we do?
Hiccup: Just give me until tomorrow. I'll figure something out.
Astrid: Okay.
Astrid (cont.): [punches him] That's for kidnapping me.
Astrid (cont.): [kisses him] That's for... everything else.
Hiccup: What are you looking at?
Hiccup mirrored his on screen self as the Vikings stared at them in shock.
